because I'm dead inside but most people like to laugh so here you go - here are my nudes (pic)
please dont post them as designs
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april fools lol #temekyisnotawhore
I'll reveal a thing that I haven't done in my life!
I'll try to keep it to the most shocking things that one would think that everyone has done :P
30p - I have never listened to a song by Fifth Harmony or Little Mix. (To me they're the same)
EDIT: OKAY IM SORRY BUT I CONFUSE THEM ALL THE TIME
60p - I have never had Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Dominos or Starbucks. We don't have any of those chains in Sweden. Although Starbucks has been popping up in the big cities of Sweden over the past few years.
90p - I have never tried Dr. Pepper.
120p - I have never been drunk. I've tried two types of alcohol but at max I've had two sips of alcohol, and that's it. I'm turning 21 next month, for the record.
150p - I have never listened to an entire Beyoncé album.
180p - I have never watched a single second of a Game of Thrones episode.
210p - I have never listened to Thrift Shop, Despacito, See You Again, Stressed Out, Side To Side, Uptown Funk, Sugar, Lean On or any The Weeknd's songs to their fullest.
240p - I have never played any computer games released after 2014. Mostly because my computer sucks.
270p - I have never made a prank phone call. I just can't do it, I get too nervous.
300p - I have never been sexually aroused by a female.
330p - I have never eaten nor tried anything flavoured with mango, blackberries, grapefruit, pumpkin, chili, blueberries or pomegranate!
360p - I have never been in a bar or a pub. Might've been when I was very small but I doubt it.
390p - I've never hooked up with anyone. Shocker! #temekyisnotawhore
420p (blaze it special) - I have never smoked weed! I can't say I've never been high though, because I have (on morphine) and it was a horrible experience with tons of anxiety attacks. I'd only smoke weed IF my doctor told me that I had to. I won't try it otherwise. It's not for me.
450p - I have never snuck out of my house or lied to my parents about going somewhere. I never saw the need to do so. Now when I live alone and I'm in charge of my own economy, I can do whatever I want as well.
[AFTER 450 THIS WE'RE DOING EVERY +50]
500p - I have never kissed anyone in public, excluding family members. I did have my first kiss when I was 18, but I haven't kissed/made out with anyone since that. With the exception of family members, once again. I haven't made out with anyone from my family tree, I'm not that weird. (and by kiss I mean anything as small as a peck on the cheek to full-blown make out session)
EDIT: this could be re-worded as "I have never shown affection towards someone in public"
550p - I have never watched a PewdiePie video for more than 15 seconds. I hate him, and I've hated him since like 2011/2012.
600p -
when I'm invading London in 2015 i'm gonna make you two kiss.
then we would have a threesome and we would bake a cake made out of rainbows and happiness and we'd eat it and we'd all be happy
shonaynay magicduck
oh wait #temekyisnotawhore SKIP THE CAKE PART
1 Daniel123456, Jan 4, 2014
#Temekyisnotawhore
due to the new 'rule'
