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Zuelke
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DECIPHERING ghrocky100

63 Zuelke, Jan 5, 2015

Following a slew of rumors about homophobic comments, I did some research on recent frat seat winner and stars nominee ghrocky100.  I found a series of interesting things about this user, so I decided to make a blog about these findings I've stumbled upon over the last twelve hours.
According to his front page, gh's name in real life is "Alex Jackson."
http://i.imgur.com/sky3GUF.png
Nothing really interesting in the highlighted words, huh?  Look again.  "Alex" here claims he will be the winner of Big Brother 24.  I remember aspiring to win a season of Big Brother myself, as soon as I found out about the existence of the show.  Assuming Alex would want to be on the closest season possible for him to qualify age-wise, I did some calculations on what exact year Big Brother 24 would be on.  The upcoming season, season 17, will premiere Summer 2015.  Therefor, the two final integers of the current year are two minus the season, so... 24 + 2000 - 2 = 2024 - 2 = 2022.  For Alex to qualify, he has to be at least 21, so this must mean he will turn 21 by Summer 2022.  So, 2022 - 21 = 2001, therefor meaning he was born sometime 2001-2002, IN TURN, meaning he is 12 or 13.
There is very little possibility that Alex is 12 with the given evidence, assuming his birthday is between January and June.  I searched "ghrocky100 birthday" on google and found no blogs or anything written himself regarding his birthday, but I did find a blog by retired user #DemTwerkers which is pretty much a PYN-esque tengaged calendar.
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/DemTwerkers/5151330/updated-tengaged-birthday-calender-post-your-birthday
Beneath February is Alex's username and birthday - 16.  And if you scroll down you can actually see the comment made by Alex himself where he comments his birthday and tags DemTwerkers.  So, if my calculations are correct, Alex Jackson aka ghrocky100 was born on February 16, 2002, meaning he is currently 12 years of age and is NOT permitted on tengaged.
You may not like it, but the evidence is certain.  I also saw a blog he recently made which was also really telling:
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/ghrocky100/6026429/they-should-make-big-brother
This is the kind of blog I'd post as a twelve year old.  And if there was a big brother for younger people, why is 12 the bare minimum?  Why don't we throw in some 9 and 10 year olds?  Does the age requirement for this fictional version of big brother only meant to meet your standards, Alex Jackson?
And don't get me started on other things...
Claiming yourself a "brony"?
Watching Markiplier?
Having your iPod as a primary device?
You have been SCREAMING underage, it seems, for quite some time now, and I'm glad I can put an end to it.
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EDIT:  thanks to potatosalad , I've got even further evidence towards Alex's age.   See it before it gets deleted!..

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