[Holds onto a Kim Wyatt PCD airsplit for an abnormally awkward period of time, before releasing and walking to the podium.
Good afternoon Tengaged! You look amazing from up here!
[Femmebots perform a hardcore choreo-based ABDC performance.]
Balumbo Shamanaka! Balumbo Shamanaka! OK, but honestly. I, IAmVegas, am here to tell you why my fellow Femmebot, Seal, deserves to win Stars! Reason one, and the main reason is, if Seal were to win this Stars, he'd join the ranks of one of our African-American Femmes, Syesha Mercado, who survived being in the Bottom 2/3 a record-breaking 7 times. Syesha also was in the bottom for five weeks in a row. Sadly for Syesha, the following week, for the eighth time Syesha found herself in the bottom and was eliminated. If Seal were to win, he'd successfully stay/win after the seventh nomination. Like, as a data-based alliance, numbers and records are very important to Femmes, along with protecting and promoting feminism and fierceness of course!
Also, Seal would be our third Femme to win a Stars, our first two being Ryan (MinsiKid) or Tits_McGee and Jennifer101 Impressive for such a small alliance and group of people.
Seal is fine, fresh and fierce! And gay friendly! Like bonus! Like, Fink's avatar is fug and I don't even know the name of the third finalist, and let's be honest, do any of us even care about him! (Can we all say 3rd place?! [Giggles.])
SO VOTE SEAL FOR STARS!
#SAVESEAL | #SEALFORSTARS | #FEMMEBOTS
#stars
