Now, I’m sure some of you guys are itching to know which relatives will be joining you on the island the season. Let’s start bringing them out!

First up, we have AREK. Arek, you are known for simping over Camila Cabello and your riveting Snapchat streaks. We got in touch with your BROTHER, who also has a thing for the racist fifth harmony member & is looking to start a VICTORY STREAK in the ESTOY- group game series.

Arek, please welcome your blood
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*sits in the audience*

Aw hi Vlad, I love a good straight man

Anyway I’m tanning rn so I’m not on Skype but please add me to alliances:)

who also has a thing for the racist fifth harmony member

I WONDER......

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ELI / ELIORTIZ1234!

Next, can I have MARCUS step forward, please? Marcus, in your casting interview, you wouldn’t stop mentioning your love for Wendy’s. We know you love a son of a baconator, but I hope you don’t say “son of a bitch” when your partner, your UNCLE, isn’t one with the meat, themselves.

Marcus, please welcome your blood
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Why do bloods don’t have cute bios? Are we lesser than the rest OR

who also has a thing for the racist fifth harmony member

0 min agoMaxi1234
Why do bloods don’t have cute bios? Are we lesser than the rest OR

Preach it

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TOFU / TOFUTIME!

Next, I’d like to see KRISTA. Krista, upon casting you, the production team took a peek through your Instagram in order to have a better understanding about the castaways. In your 12 posts, we noticed that you have some really cool shoes! You’re a big fan of Birkenstocks, a pair of heels, and even going barefoot at the beach! But, we noticed something missing that your partner/FRATERNAL TWIN will hopefully be able to provide.

Krista, please welcome your blood
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I didn’t sign up to this to be a filler JACKSON

They are already rigging for the estoy-

i don’t even own birkenstocks what is this

TEA VLAD