Everyone welcome to the final stage of this finale! Our queens have fought long and hard to get to this moment and we’ll only 2 remain! Up first, she’s got wit she’s got class and a whole lotta...talent! Please welcome to the stage Lyna Boughton Cox in her coronation look!
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*the crowd goes absolutely insane!*

*claps from the crowd*
*eye twitches*

Now Lyna this has been a crazy journey for you to get to this point and we want to hear from you...why do you deserve to be the winner of Rubes and Joco’s Drag Race...Season 4?

Lyna: https://vocaroo.com/129reWXP8b3U

Truly an amazing speech, thank you Lyna! You may go prepare for the final lipsync of the season!

*continues clapping*

What a stunning look from Lyna! But that’s not all...next up with also...a stunning look! It’s the ever so beautiful, thick and juicy Twinkies LaChapelle in her coronation look!
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*claps* 👏👏👏

*the crowd is gasping for air even though there’s oxygen flooding throughout the room!*

Twinkies what an exciting journey you’ve had up to this point! Now please tell us...why are Rubes and Joco’s next drag superstar?

Twinkies: Distinguished panel of judges and fellow queens. I stand here tonight as the most authentic self I could ever be. Never in my drag career I have shown so much of me, took so many risks and stepped out of my comfort zone. And I have to thank you for pushing me to places I’ve never thought I could go.

So... why should I win? I think most of anyone in this race, I’ve excelled in every category. And I’ve been consisted and always improving. I think I’ve always hit the right place with my comedy and my writing skills showing wit and personality. I’ve shown humor with my skits (especially in the western one which is probably my fav things of mine I’ve ever wrote), depth with my lyrics (especially on the last write a verse challenge) and I’ve always managed to keep myself afloat no matter what. I had to lipsync for the win or for the crown but never for my life, showing versatility and determination every and each time, showing a different side of me every time (I’ve been rock for Pink, vulnerable for the mirror song and I’m gonna be a dancing queen for this last lipsync). I’ve never won a non-look challenge but I’ve never faded into the background, being good every time. Which brings us to my final point : runways. I think I’ve been the one with the most recognizable and brandable aesthetic of this whole franchise. I’ve served look after look after look. And not to be shallow... but this is also a drag competition, and looks are just as important for me as anything else.

I’ve been consistent thru and thru. So why should you crown me? Because I’ve been the best. And never the same. A shapeshifter. But with the biggest Twinkies heart always showing.

So... time to eat it up! I think the world is ready, and I am ready to conquer it!

Because I am not A star.

I am THE star.

That speech was beautifully done Twinkies, thank you! You may also go and prepare for the final lipsync...for the crown!

*claps*

Now while our final 2 queens are preparing their lipsyncs, let’s get some entertainment! We want to welcome an iconic performer to the stage...everyone please welcome Dita Von Queef!



*the crowd:
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*does not clap*

*sees T’Kay not clapping and get body guards to drag her out of the arena*

LMAO

Thank you Dit’s Von Queef for that iconic performance! Now, the moment you have all been waiting for....it’s time to bring back Lyna Boughton-Cox and Twinkies LaChapelle!

*claps from the parking lot*