Oh AND It's not Rubes and Joco casting their eye on you here; We are also joined by Enobaria and season 3 "Porkchop" Caia Alexander!

So you better please us all!

*Knock*

*Knockknockknockknockknock*

Maddox: What the-
T'Kay: Who-
Twinkies: Who ordered delivery?
Lyna: Child-

*in rolls a coffin with black glistening smoke*
*its glittering doors rattle open..*



*Coughs* *Coughscoughscoughs*
I look alright for a dead bitch, I think?

It really is a pleasure to be back again, and thank you to both Rubes & Joco for inviting me back to this glorious, sorry- gay, wonderland. It was an honour to win this title. A crown is lovely, but you only reign for a year. True friendship is forever. Never take that for granted, my dears. Enough of an old queens bantering,

I'm here to pass along the honour and the sparkling tiara that goes with it.  Miss C has risen from the dead.

And now I pass the honourable title along to one of you.

But who?

Stay tuned!

It's coming soon!

Season 4's MIss Congeniality is....
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Reality Warped!

Congragulations! <3 Give a prance, turn a look, speak to the people! I don't know, do your thing, boo.

Everybody give it up Season 4's Miss Congeniality, Reality Warped!

<3

And good luck to the final 4! May the best win x

You go girl ❤️ #MyMissC

Omg congrats bestie! #MyMissC

Best Drag: Twinkies, T'kay and Lyna

TALENT SHOW

Twinkie LaChapelle

T'Kay Runwae



Hello, beauties. I'm T'kay Runwae, your FIERCE instructor! *Poses for the camera*



Today, I will be teaching you ALL you need to know about marketing YOURSELF to others (mostly men, cause I know you're all whores).

♡ First up, I'm gonna teach you all about something we call a SWOT analysis. That stands for Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats and it's a great way of doing a self-analysis! Here's an example!

☆ My STRENGTHS are that I was able to give all the judges blowjobs to ensure my spot in the final 4.

☆ My WEAKNESSES are that I gave all the judges blowjobs, and now I might have herpes or syphilis... maybe both....

☆ My OPPORTUNITIES are that I can hopefully get those pesky STDs cured. Wait, does herpes have a cure? You know what, we'll worry about that when we get to the clinic.

☆ Lastly, my THREATS are the other girls in the final 4, who may also be giving the judges blowjobs.

Are you guys starting to get the hang of this? No? Well, too bad cause I'm moving on.

♡ Next, we're gonna talk about the BGC matrix. I'm pretty sure it has a technical name, but I kinda just call it the Bad Girls Club matrix.

While I may have forgotten the actual name, I do, however, remember what it's made up of! In the BGC matrix we have our Stars (myself, duh), our Question Marks (Why is Maddox in the finale?), we have our Cash Cows (I'm talking about Twinkies, and not the cash part) and lastly, our Dogs (Lyna just looks like she drinks out of the toilet).

♡ I hope you ladies are paying attention, cause now we got a little something called the WAP Model, which stands for the Wheyt Aëas Poussey Model, and it's a proven approach conducted  by the world's most prominent scientist prostitute drug dealers.

This Model proves that men who have appeared on the Casting Couch as a "straight" male stand a 400% increase in chance of showing up on Grindr. Crazy, right?

♡ And, now, lastly, we have a pop quiz! *Class groans* Oh, don't be like that! It's multiple choice! Here we go!

1. If you multiply the area of a 21 x 16 m football field with one football team of 15 players, what is the point value of your answer?
A. The square root of whatever is between Rubes' legs
B. The average time it takes for Witos to send a dick pic to a group chat of 21 people
C. The probability of Facu bottoming for ajathekween
D. 346

Choose wisely!

2. Fill in the blank! Nijoco is ___________
A. Gay
B. Gæ
C. Gay as fuck
D. All of the above

That was a hard one!

3. True or False! Reality Warped is better and more talented than Cuppa Coffee.
A. True
B. True

And that's the end of your pop quiz! Now, for extra credit, pop that pussy!!!!

Anyway, this is officially the end of our class. I just wanna say I'm super proud of my students here today. I've only known you all for 5 minutes and you've already learned so much *tears up* I'm so amazing...

With that, this is T'kay Runwae, making you less of an idiot every day. You deserve it baby! Byeeeee!

Lyna Boughton-Cox



CATS vs DOGS
An Exploration in Music and Poetry1. The Naming Of Cats - https://sndup.net/8ktv
2. Diamond Dogs (cover) - https://sndup.net/5dv8
3. Macavity - https://sndup.net/8dx4
4. I Love My Dog (cover) - https://sndup.net/29gj
5. The Ad-dressing Of Cats - https://sndup.net/6k6n
6. He's A Tramp (cover) - https://sndup.net/9fg6

Maddox you have been amazing this season you gave us great mouth!

Now the time has come to sashay away!

And so onto our top 3.

Your talent show and best drag look will be judged alongside the next stage and only 2 will go on to fight for the crown.

You have 72 hours to create a lipsync of your choice. You have freedom here. Surprise us, amaze us.

No looks required here.

On your marks, get set, gay!

It's time to LIPSYNC FOR YOUR LIFE.

Twinkies LaChapelle:



T'Kay Runwae:

LIPSYNC: https://youtu.be/QojH4eEWCcw

Notes:

I'm starting the lipsync in this look: https://prnt.sc/10ok3ps

At 0:50 I reveal into this look: https://prnt.sc/10ok468

Lyna Boughton-Cox:

(I have no link but Lyna can share this with the main group or i will if i have her permission!)

Rubes Comments:

All 3 of you did a great job to get here and in this finale! I loved all of your runways but for me Twinkies was the standout and it was stunning! T’Kay and Lyna you both looked amazing too. For the talent show again you all did amazing but Lyna really surprised me here with her piece! Twinkies yours was beautiful and T’Kay yours was funny and had me dying at some points. As for your lipsyncs I must say that you all offered something completely different and I loved them all. Twinkies you brought yourself which I loved, Lyna you were so creative and unique with it! While T’Kay you served us high energy and 2 stun looks! Overall I’m proud of all 3 of you and I wish you the best of luck because this was certainly hard to judge!

Joco's Comments:
Ladies, this is a top 3 of dreams! Here in the final you all showed your unique personalities and drag mastery. Each of you looked so good in your best drag. Twinkies the standout for me, looking as camp as ever but also very elegant. Lyna always giving us something a little bit out there and T'Kay with your simply elegance! And what a talent show we had! That beautiful, heart felt ode to pizza! I like what you did, I didn't expect it and really was a stand out moment for Twinkies! Lyna you floored me in this, you should great vocal ability across many styles and played that off very classy lady like with the poetry in-between. T'Kay you wit was on full display in your talent show and I'll let the joke about me slide because it was funny as hell. Finally the lipsyncs...Twinkies stunning sense of passion about your performance. The most exposed I've ever seen you and that's great for this stage. T'Kay full of energy and fire, absolute relentless like your run to this final! Lyna, you left yourself with no option but to be note perfect and girl you were, this was clever and you really held the audience well with just your lips, amazing show girls!

LADIES- Based on your best drag looks, talent show performances and Lipsync's we have made some decisions:

With combined scoring and thoughts from myself, Rubes, Weet and Facu (your guest judges- we all know which one is Carson) i can announce the first queen into the final 2 is
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