Round 5- Runway

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Topic » Round 5- Runway

1179 days 20 hours ago

Welcome to the main stage of Rubes and Joco’s Drag Race!

Let’s welcome to the stage the mothers of this race Rubes roasting Joco and ... wait...mama Joco decided not to walk the runway this week...because she didn’t want to do blackface! We’ll miss her accessorised bodysuit this week. Instead you’ll have to deal with Rubes’ accessorised bodysuit!

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This week we challenged our queens to roast the queen they were paired against 5 different times! The queens with the most round wins will beat their opponent!

And tonight on the runway category is...roast your fellow queen! Let’s see how they did!

1179 days 20 hours ago

Rubes

First up it’s T’Kay Runwae vs Reality Warped!!!

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1179 days 20 hours ago

Rubes

Wait before that the winner of the mini challenge is..
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Maddox!! Congrats girl!

1179 days 20 hours ago

Girllover101

*Sips in mini challenge win*

1179 days 20 hours ago

Rubes

ROUND 1!

T’Kay:
1. Not since Rita Bitch on Talian's Drag Race have I seen a bitch's skin look more dry and ashy than Dida Ritz's knees. Moisturize, I'm literally begging you.

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Reality:
1. You think you got the skill nate but let me be real. You had selena gomez, and your lyrics, not a steal. A "fetish for fame" but let me disclaimer... in 2021 no one remembers her name

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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T’Kay!

1179 days 20 hours ago

Rubes

ROUND 2!

T’Kay:
2. My next read, um, it's a bit hard to understand, so bear with me. Here - https://m.imgur.com/a/C6mPP8W

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Reality:
2. I admit you got looks and can pull off a wig but maybe you should stick to grindr, maybe that'll get u a big di...

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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Reality!

1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

ROUND 3!

T’Kay:
3. You know something is up when your "best runway" is uglier than the outfit Amanduhh went home in. Sorry, was that mean? I'm just joking queen, I love you Sister Sister ❤

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Reality:
3. Round 2, you dressed up your knight in feathers but tbh I can use copy and paste. Maybe u should just stick to leather 😘

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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T’Kay!

1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

This means it’s currently 2-1 to T’Kay..if T’Kay wins another round she wins this battle!

ROUND 4!

T’Kay:
4. Ugh, it's so hard to come up with good reads for you, because you're my fri- actually, that's not it. I still have no idea who you are.

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Reality:
4. I wanna say my roasts warped you back to reality but let's be real, u already lost ur sanity

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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T’Kay!

1179 days 19 hours ago

nateclove

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1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

Congrats T’Kay for winning this battle but let’s see who won Round 5 for the overall score!

ROUND 5!

T’Kay:
5. Coming up with five reads for you was super difficult, cause you're so bland it's hard to find anything to say about you!

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Reality:
Passing nate every day really is refreshing. I love the glow (image attached - Reality’s runway)

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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Reality!

So that means that T’Kay wins this battle against Reality 3-2!

1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

Next up it’s Twinkies LaChapelle vs Opal!!!

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1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

ROUND 1!

Twinkies:
1. Did you know that “Opal” reversed is “Lapo”?
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It doesn’t mean anything but it surely makes more sense than you still being in the competition. Who are you again?

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Opal:
1. Twinkies you may have gained some weight this season but your still a good old Italian whore for money. A pastatute.

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Opal!

1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

ROUND 2!

Twinkies:
2. *holds back in pain* that’s right, now I remember you : I might be old but this pain is all your fault. You know... for making me carry the whole weight of our team on my shoulders last week.

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Opal:
2. Speaking of Italy, land of the Catholics. Unfortunately in your family you would be hard pressed to find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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Opal!

1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

This means that Opal leads 2-0 against Twinkies and only needs 1 more point to win!

ROUND 3!

Twinkies:
3. Don’t get me wrong. It was lovely working with you last week. I guess it is great to have someone to always have your back. And when I say “I guess” I really mean it. Bitch, were you even there?

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Opal:
3. Also, judging by your runways you like really like to cake that make up on. Covering up your personality....and that fucking nose. Here I was thinking Pinocchio was a fictional character.

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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Opal!

1179 days 19 hours ago

nateclove

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1179 days 19 hours ago

Rubes

This means that Opal has won but let’s find out how the last two rounds played out!

ROUND 4!

Twinkies:
4. Opal, you’re my sister and I love you but just a quick tip : you should change your name to “Nopal” because just like the plant you’re fat and hairy, and your messed up manly fashion make us all go “No, pal”.

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Opal:
4. Speaking of the famous puppet, much like your reads tonight. Wooden.

Ladies, the winner of this round is...
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Twinkies!

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