What I love about waterbending is that it is fluid and graceful, acting in concert with the environment. Waterbending movements are its own kind of dance so I tried to highlight a succession of it here.





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My runaway look is inspired by the princess of Hyrule, the one and only Zelda.

https://imgur.com/a/WuTa5we

I decided to do a staff of the blood moon for my battle item. If you've played Breath of the Wild, you'd know that there is a Blood Moon that revives fallen enemies.

https://imgur.com/a/RGoizHL

I need an extension

MINI-CHALLENGE:






MAXI-CHALLENGE:

Miss Runwae's Handy-Dandy Vibrating Wand

Good day, dear viewers. I'm T'Kay Runwae,  businesswoman, entrepreneur, art mogul and part-time stripper, and I'm here to introduce you to my all new product - Miss Runwae's Handy-Dandy Vibrating Wand!
[DISCLAIMER: Product not tested by the FDA]

What does the vibrating wand do, you ask? Well I suggest you pause this video, watch Harry Potter, and then come back you stupid piece of [READCTED].

My special handy-dandy wand has a variety of special powers. Just look at the three buttons at the base of the wand.

The red button activates the secret lazer function. Our lazers have been proven to be able to cut glass, steel, diamonds and even lead. All you have to do is aim the wand at whatever or whoever you want to slice to bits and press the red button, and you'll slice through anything within a 5 mile radius within a matter of seconds!
[DISCLAIMER: Lazers may backfire when overused]

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The yellow button activates the Fairy Moondust function. What is Fairy Moondust, you ask? It's cocaine mixed with arsenic and can dissolve flesh right to the bone! Cool, right? All you have to do is set the special timer, get the hell outta there, and then laugh gleefully as the wand explodes and coats anyone around it in fairy moondust!
[DISCLAIMER: This bitch is crazy. Somebody call the police]

https://prnt.sc/xzustf

Now, during war... things can get intense. That's why I added a special third button that helps to relieve stress! The blue button turns the wand to vibrate mode. Wands are available in a wide range of lengths and thickness so you can find one that's just the right size for you! Just, for both of our sakes, don't press the wrong button? Speaking of which... I think I might have mixed the colors up. Maybe the blue button is actually for the lazer?
[DISCLAIMER: Do not use this product as a vibrator if you have a brain]

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Miss Runwae's Handy-Dandy Vibrating Wand comes in a wide range of colors, such as Midnight Silver, Shimmering Gold, Sunset Orange and Brown. You'll be the most fashion-forward soldier on the battleground! Yes gawd!

So, what are you waiting for? Call in now to get your very own Miss Runwae's Handy-Dandy Vibrating Wand for a simple payment of $104.99, and you can SLAY on the battlefield, period.
[DISCLAIMER: Price may vary depending on how rich the buyer is]

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RUNWAY:
I decided to go with QUEEN Chun-Li from Street Fighter! I'm obviously giving it my own twist by integrating my own style and taste but I'm still giving you Chun-Li realness!

Inspo: https://cdn.staticneo.com/w/streetfighter/thumb/SF_Chun-Li.jpg/350px-SF_Chun-Li.jpg

Runway: https://prnt.sc/xzutrt

Faux Runway: https://imgur.com/gallery/fhnOD4l

I decided to do how I would look like it GTA. Very ghetto very good rat. I am serving up my black girl magic. I do wish I was an army gangsta tho.

Mini Challenge:



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Twinkies LaChapelle

MINI CHALLENGE

So... you though a grandma like me couldn’t do anything anymore? Well... let’s show this kids out...


Of course, we start by throwing it back like there’s no tomorrew!

Then, we need to show that we are also classically trained. The range, babey, THE RANGE!


And I’m out! T’Kay are you ok? Oh T’Kay are you ok? Are ok T’Kay?

MAIN CHALLENGE

Strategy...

Warfare...

Backrolls...

What do these things have in common ?

Hell do I know? I can barely speak English!

But when I am bare I can speak all the languages you want if you know what I mean... *Mae West’s Oh Oh Oh*

But it doesn’t matter if you speak English, Spanish or Kandy Muse. We all have one thing in common :

WE.
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TALIAN.

Listen, we’ve tried everything to take Talian out :

We tried to drown her : bitch’s head is so full of hot air he would just keep afloat.

We also tried shooting her, but the silicone covering the whole of her body served as bulletproof vest.

So we came to the conclusion there is no human way to kill Talian. But after years of research we finally have the ultimate weapon : the Talian Destroyer 1009.

You know how with demons you have to know their name to be able to kill them? Turns out with Talian it’s the same. Except... you have to be able to pronounce her age. And trust me... it’s a looooooong number *whispers to the camera* I heard there is also a square root in it.

The Talian Destroyer 1009 is first ever smart computer powerful enough to calculate Talian’s age. But it’s not only useful : it’s also fashionable. We didn’t just want to kill Talian. We wanted to destroy him. So we asked Talian’s biggest enemy to design the TD1009 : Mystia LeBlanc.

*Mystia comes into the room showing a hand drawing*



Mystia : Thith ith my draw. Here ith the computer and also I make the starths and the thun and thith is my mum.

*Twinkies claps a whip*

Who let you out Mystia? Get back into your cage... don’t make me use the eraser again!

Mystia : No... the erather nooooo!!!! *Mystia runs away*

And if it wasn’t enough, we made it also humor-packed. Pull the lever and you’ll hear the most iconic jokes Talian couldn’t ever understand, like :



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But don’t take it just from me. Here is what our customers had to say about our product on Glamazon :



And if all of this wasn’t enough call now and for the first 1009 lucky callers we are giving away Talian’s favorite food to eat : Enobaria’s ass.

*Mystia gives a paper to Twinkies*

*Twinkies gives a quick look and get visibly horrified*

Hold on : we have a response.

Ladies. I’ve consulted with the Talian Destroyer 1009 and I’ve made a calculation.

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*Twinkies head explodes, her brain couldn’t handle reading such a long number*

Mystia : I’m free!

DISCLAIMER : use with caution. The use of the Talian Destroyer 1009 may cause hair loss, death or even worse... disqualification from La-Haute even tho you ran up.

*the ad fades to black with Mystia tripping back into her cage which locks behind her*

RUNWAY

Before you say it. Yes. I am old. When I was little I used to play catch... with dinosaurs so I went with probably the only game I know (not saying I played it but still...) and so FIFA21 it is! (Of course FIFA 1821 duh) this is my little homage to female sports that don’t get the slightest of recognition they deserve. Little fact about my family : my cousin is indeed a professional soccer player for an Italian big league female team. So this is for you, Michela.

I went for soccer player but make it fashion. Wearing the blue which is the color of the Italian national team and also this is something I could actually play in. While also looking fierce.

https://i.imgur.com/ihDbd3m.jpg
I am walking yet so woman like, I turn around and BAM! Take that... any hole is a goal right?

https://i.imgur.com/tET0Vug.jpg

mini

https://imgur.com/a/Sr2Uwp3

For my Video Game look, i'm giving you Geurdo Leader, miss Urbosa drag.

Min challenge:
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Main challenge



Now that I have your attention may I present to you the weapon that will win us the war
Against the homophobes

This is the wig of fabulous destruction

http://imgur.com/gallery/RM7oiz8

All you have to do is sneak up behind your enemy and it will turn them into a fabulous drag queen who's only danger to you is if your face them in a lipsnyc

Now how does it work well our top scientists have come up with a new powered with has been lightly sprinkled inside the wig so a soon as it placed on the enemy's head the power slowly seps in to the brain and realises some chemicals witch turns the person wearing it in to a drag queen

And how do you know it works

Well the power was made my lesbians so you know it works

Runway http://imgur.com/a/2zIBnJO

Mini Challenge





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Main Challenge

Today I have created the Pac-Man Bull Guzzler.

As you know, PAC-Man sure loves his balls... so when you don’t feel like guzzling your mans balls, why not let Pac-Man do it himself!

https://i.imgur.com/DKmdSuY.jpg

Runway: Pac-Man

https://i.imgur.com/68CXBiR.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/RZIjJDy.jpg
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Main Challenge
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Hello, hello, hello folks! It is I, Miss Icy Spicy, here today to present to you the latest high-powered weaponry I've been working on: Miss Icy Spicy's Frozen Hot Blaster! Originally it was named the Icy Hot Blaster, but, y'know...copyright. Damn those IcyHot patches!

Anyway, Miss Icy Spicy's Frozen Hot Blaster is the great choice of weapon to use whenever you wanna shut a bitch up. Simply aim the blaster at someone's mouth and shoot! Instantly, an icy laser will shoot at the target, freezing their mouth shut on impact, sure to shut them up.....but wait, there's more!

Hidden into the icy laser is the hottest pepper on the face of the planet! So hot, that it's still on fire while being incased in ice! So when that blast hits your target, not only will their mouths be frozen shut, but they'll have the hottest pepper stuck in their mouths to force them into a state of misery.......fun!

Want Talian's Drag Race to finally end or for Talian to stop bragging about her 587349281 wins? Use Miss Icy Spicy's Frozen Hot Blaster at Talian and all your dreams will come true! Want Miss Icy Spicy, herself, to stop being an annoying bitch in Rubes & Joco's Drag Race S4 skype chat? Blast her to----wait, I didn't agree to this!

*blast noise*

*Miss Icy Spicy starts crying from the instant spice of the pepper, freaking out over her frozen shut mouth*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! HMP MMMMMM!!!!!!

The Product
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