Runway Look
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I just had to go with the latest video game craze on laptops and phones everywhere: Among Us! Serving you pink impostor realness! If I'm not in the tops this week, I might have to sabotage this game! ;*

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Mini Challenge
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My name has "icy" in it for a reason!




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https://picsart.app.link/md7IidZHydb

*Comes in all cute*



Hi, my name is Faux and I’m here to present the best weapon since Hiroshima. This weapon will give your opponents the pain and the pleasure. ITS THE SWORDBRATOR!!! Yes a combination of the sword and a vibrator you will be guaranteed to be victorious. Ooo...Orgasmic.

How this works is that when you get close to your enemy you cut them then stick tip near  the opponent’s unmentionables. They will be so aroused, so firm, so easy the draw. They will be distracted. That’s when you YANK THEIR BALLS FROM THE BACK OF THATS ASS!!!



Oops...too agressive.

These swords come in 3 colors. White...white...and you guessed it...Egg nog. This will only be accessible if you are willing to find me a man. I’m lonely.

You can get yourself one of these for 69.96. Good luck worriers...You need it.

Mini Challenge:
Every Queen needs a knight.
Here at Sassyshade Industries, we are here to build you that knight.
Based upon the teachings of the Emperor, we present to you a Knight Hisscordant.

https://imgur.com/a/lg443F5

Standing at 9 ft, this defender of your realm will fortify any army…..or in this case Anti-Talian Militia….with the latest in technology brought to you from across the universes and even from BEYOOOOOOND THE VOOOOOOIIIIIDDDDDDD!

Armed with ballistic missiles, a heavy duty flame jet and power sword, this will penetrate any thicccc hide, rending the target at best slightly explodeded. Always wanted a trophy Talian head? Well the power sword will cut through all them wooden, splintered ringlets in no problem!
Purchase is simply, simply email all of your worldy wealth to warhammeredponsyscheme@gtfu.com and we will send you your knight within 5 to 7 working days*! Get yours now!

*Warning: Knight will come in a sprue and you will need to assemble, paint and otherwise painfully struggle to put the bastid together. Good luck, schmuck!

Xoxo Lyna xoxO

GIFS AHOY!!

Macaroni in a pot is best with wings and pizza! WAP WAP WAP!





TBC…………

………..and we’re black!





RUNWAY:
Inspired by the ancient, forest dwelling elves of World of Warcraft, I present Lynadrial, Queen of the Druid Fae. FOR THE HORDE!

https://imgur.com/a/1C395ZV

https://imgur.com/gallery/5RGa5z4

Are you worried about getting into heaven because your a mother fucking (British cigarette) drag queen? Then worry no more

You can take the lord with u where ever u go. You will be ready to fight any cunt and the power of Jesus will overcome even the toughest of enemies, including the circumcised, the obese, and Muslims.

Order the Christ cannon today