=Lola Canola Runway=
https://imgur.com/a/pBg9btM

Out of the frying pan and into the waffle iron. I have to admit, before this challenge I didn't know what a waffle was... I always assumed they were just pancakes. I guess they're kind of pancakes, right?

Could I request a 24 hour time extension? I'm not on much my friend got in a car accident and i need to support her.

Of course
Everyone now has 72 hours instead of 48

French Fry Fish Gown 🍟🐟

https://gyazo.com/f2161f069522652d9b12ed9cb1647303
https://imgur.com/zQwBLwd

CF: I feel FRYbulous! This category represents me very well... Salty. ;)

snatch game by lynda salavada as Magda Gessler

text between ~~ is translation what magda is saying; love <3

*snatch game intro tf dont know what yall saying*

RUBES: So we will start with our first celebrity it’s-

JOCO: Ekhem Rubes, we i think someone is late.

RUBES: tf bitc-

*knock knock*



~ hi ladies ~



MAGDA: AUAAAA….

*nicky not the mean one helps her to get up*

*magda sits*

:TIME PASSES:

RUBES: Now it’s time for Magda Gessler.

JOCO: A Polish gastronomy icon.

MAGDA: Yes, yes!

RUBES: So!  Freaky Fanny is so freaky, instead of shaking hands, she shakes ________!

JOCO: Omg Magda where did your answer cards go?

MAGDA: You know i just replaced em’ with my favorite ammunition. PLATES BITCH! Okey so she shakes…



RUBES: And what is this?

MAGDA: SUTKI LETMME SHOW U


JOCO: YASSS! SCHOOL US GIRL!

*later*

JOCO: And we’re back to Magda Gessler. Lady Gaga has finally gone too far - she wore a dress made of ________?

MAGDA: Joco? Do you know my favorite food? OFC IT IS!



MAGDA: And you know what? I got one on myself right now!



RUBES: Omg. Stun.

MAGDA: i know i made it. *smiles*

*a bit later*

RUBES: We’re back to our Polish icon! Now, what do you think about our food here?

MAGADA: Omg i almost forgot. The stuff your minions crystal and lillia brought me was DISGUSTANG! Like SMELL IT! SMELL IT!



MAGDA: I hope they’re cancelled.

RUBES: Ew, but anyway.  Fatty Patty is so fat, when she gets on the scales, it says _______?

MAGDA: It says:



MAGDA: becouse it doesnt matter if you’re fat or skinny u always PART Yesss!!!

*tango music*



*a bit later part 2 the remix*
JOCO: We’re once and for the last time today back to our Polish Queen of Food!

MAGDA: Miss international i would say

RUBES: Lady Bunny has an unusual way of celebrating gay pride. Instead of the rainbow flag, she hangs her ____________ out the window!

MAGDA: she hangs her:



MAGDA: So every single gay can see that they can make money with no education and 0 life expierance.

JOCO: Magda, we have awful news for you. You didnt score a single point.

MAGDA: KURWA, ŻE CO?

RUBES: SOMEBODY CALM HER DOWN!

https://youtu.be/oWPxpj8udvw

*akward silence*

MAGDA: Dwidzenia. Jestem wkurwiona.



*magda leaves*

Ladies and Gentlefolk, your next snatch game contestant, Mme Edith Piaf:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1EHPviuMv3R

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Edith-Piaf

And bringing you Belgian Beer-ealness, Mz Shady T. Bagg:

http://imgur.com/a/MV8pvSr

LYNDA LOOK:

https://imgur.com/a/cgArBz2

so i have to explain. this is about slavery in belgian colony. congo. it was slavery and the coffee that ugly europeans were enjoying was collected in inhuman and ldsadhashdsahd just enjoy my look.

BTW. i included transparent version for drag the hags !!! <3

Katie Hopkins

Rubes: Up next is the controversial queen of the UK... Katie Hopkins!

Katie: Alright, Alright, let's get this inconvenience out of the way... I have my little nieces birthday party at 5 and a twitter rant at 6. Chop chop.

Rubes: Yes ma'am! First question! Freaky Fanny is so freaky, instead of shaking hands, she shakes ________

Katie: Gemma Collins fat overweight titties. She's so fat that you can't even find her hands, it's just flaps on flaps on flaps.

Rubes: Lady Gaga has finally gone too far - she wore a dress made of ________

Katie: What has that loose whore not worn? I can't even think of anything she hasn't! She's worn meats, condoms, what's next? Starving ethiopian children! Wait, that's actually a good idea.. Call up my manager! They'll make a great pair of earrings.

Rubes: Fatty Patty is so fat, when she gets on the scales, it says _______

Katie: Get the fock off me! That poor scale doesn't deserve 400 stone of burger kind and mcdonalds on it, jesus christ! What fatty patty should be doing is getting off that poor scale and getting her fat ass on a treadmill.

Rubes: Lady Bunny has an unusual way of celebrating gay pride. Instead of the rainbow flag, she hangs her ____________ out the window!

Katie: Her fat oversized wooden panties. I refused to say plus size because that's sugar coding the fatness that they are. OVERSIZED! You hear me Magda Gessler!

Bella Charming as J.K. Rowling



1. Freaky Fanny is so freaky, instead of shaking hands, she shakes ________!
Answer: Hunny, if she was really freaky enough, she would shake a copy of Twilight. I also will be surprised if none of these girls make the fanny joke.

2. Lady Gaga has finally gone too far - she wore a dress made of ________!
Answer: She wore a dress made of Trump's wigs; To even touch those would be going too far.

3. Fatty Patty is so fat, when she gets on the scales, it says _______!
Answer: We all should have learned from the "fat acceptance movement" that being obese is very suffering, so it would say, "To suffer is as human as to breathe--oh, you can't breathe, can you?"

4. Lady Bunny has an unusual way of celebrating gay pride. Instead of the rainbow flag, she hangs her ____________ out the window!
Answer: As you should know with Dumbledorf, I respect gay people, and I truly believe that you could hang nearly anything and it have a gay meaning to it. So, I just wrote "blank."



http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/J.K.-Rowlingthankyou.gif

Mussel runway: https://imgur.com/kEfB6Fu
I tried my best to keep a balance of resemblance and fashion
And a reveal for the nut inside: https://imgur.com/ZXRrCUR

(Notice all Silvias line have to be said angry and high pitched, specially the angry the ones in caps, always nearly having an emotional meltdown)
As the girls sit
Rubes: Well I think everyone is he-



Rubes: Oh wait it is Silvia Night!
Silvia Night: Hello Rrubes!!!
Rubes: What you here to do?
Silvia: Yu think I shouldunt be herre?
Rubes: No I just wasn't expecti-
Silvia: Is it becose I am not a foking slag from Holland???
Rubes: Silvia calm do-
Silvia: FOCK YOU! *she jumps on top of the table pretending to cry* *she then sits as if nothing had happened ready to play*

Silvia Night! Freaky Fanny is so freaky, instead of shaking hands, she shakes ________!

Silvia: She shakes away herr integrrity!
Rubes: Wow, what a creative answer. Can you give us an example of someone full of that?
Silvia: ME!
Rubes: How so?
Silvia: Well, I am beutifull, in MY MIND I won Eurovision, I have a amaizing perrsonaliti...
Rubes: When will you show your amazing personality?
Silvia: Whenevere you SHUT THE FOK UP, I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERRE YA'LL DO NOT DESERRVE MY PRRESENCE *throws paper at Rubes feet*

Silvia Night! Lady Gaga has finally gone too far - she wore a dress made of ________!

Silvia: Dead bodies! You know, Lady Gaga actually contacted me to make herr the drress!
Rubes: Oh really? And what did you say?
Silvia: I said BITCH GET YOURRSELF YOURR OWN MAKEUP ARRTIST AND YOURR OWN STYLIST, I AM NOT YOURR FOKING PEASENT AND I AM NOT GONNA FOKING DO YOU A DEAD BODIES DRRESS JUST CUZ MY SINGING WAS SO GOOD AT EUROVISION 30% OF ICELANDIC POPULATION WENT TO THE HOSPITALE WITH A SEIZURRE!

Silvia Night! Fatty Patty is so fat, when she gets on the scales, it says

Silvia: Carola aka old fucking horre from Sweden. Shes a foking horre, she had a gangbang with this dudes backstage! *shows picture* https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/C1M6Q4Fv0+S._SL1000_.png

Silvia Night! Lady Bunny has an unusual way of celebrating gay pride. Instead of the rainbow flag, she hangs her ____________ out the window!

Silvia Night: She hangs herself out the window!
Rubes: Oh my God that is brutal Silvia why?
Silvia: Coz that would solve de prroblem that is having to deal with herr foking ugly fa-
*phone rings*
Excuse me.

Hello? Carrola, I hearrd therre is someone talking shit about me and I think it was YOU! YOU FOKING OLD BITCH, YOU BEEN SAYING I HATE ALL OF THE CELEBRRITIES FRROM THIS SNATCH GAME AT THE SWEDISH PRRESS AND THAT IS NOT TRU AND I AM GONNA SUE YOU AND YOURR FOKING LABEL CUZ WHO DA FOK WOULD SIGN A 100 YEARR OLD MUMMY? I'LL BE MAKING THEM A FAVORR.
*hangs up and sighs*
I'm sick of this shet. I'm going home Rubes, ya'll tirred ass snatches arre awful.
https://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/silvia_night.gif
*slides off to a trash can and pit crew takes her away as she screams inside it*

Ladies and Gentlewhores……………... Simon Cowell.

Simon: Oh, it’s such a *very dramatic long pause and looks at everyone* marvelous joy to be here today.

Nijoco and Rubes: We appreciate you being –

Simon: Up, up, up, you know what I’m going to say to you?

Nijoco and Rubes: *dazed and confused, looks at each other*

Simon: I think you both are absolutely terrible.

1. Freaky Fanny is so freaky, instead of shaking hands, she shakes ________!

Simon: I said my limp cock. I think everybody knows by now the scandal of between me and Paula Abdul, that woman is literally in love with me. The rumors are true people, she took a ride on the Cowell Scowl. She shook my cock under that judges table when Carrie Underwood won. My wife on the other hand. *smirks at camera*

2. Lady Gaga has finally gone too far - she wore a dress made of ________!

Simon: My tears. Which pretty much means Lady Gaga will be wearing a dress made from nothing. I only cry at bloody good America’s Got Talent auditions and that only happens once a season so at least you’ll see Lady Gaga wear nothing annually. We will also find out if she’s actually a man or not.

3.  3. Fatty Patty is so fat, when she gets on the scales, it says _______!

Simon: It’s a no from me! Fatty Patty I’m telling you right now, there is a zero chance of her making it to the next round of Weight Watchers.

4. Lady Bunny has an unusual way of celebrating gay pride. Instead of the rainbow flag, she hangs her ____________ out the window!

Simon: Her abundant and massive array of over-styled and humongous wigs. I think she should settle down with a helmet for hair. I’ve done it when I’ve ridden my PCH electric bike to make everyone believe I was exercising. If I can do it Lady Bunny, you can too.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/09/18/18/505DDB5800000578-0-image-a-53_1537290997401.jpg