Gemini

Runway: https://i.imgur.com/7o6g5Il.png

Since I got McDonald’s why not go big

Gemini and Alotta Nerve what u wanna do

Let’s serve them sex

Sure

https://tengaged.com/blog/DarkLordScorpio/8651279/advert-idea

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Thiccness McChrist giving you McDonald's realness. Come and dip these nuggets in my sauce

-Calamity Runway-
Colonel Sanders is here to serve you some fried chicken with a side of fries, deep fried in beauty and money, honey.

https://imgur.com/a/7tm4CIa

Group 2 - McDonalds advert

Do you crave the taste of some salty meat between some thick buns? Do you want to dip your  breast meat in something saucy? How about get drawn like a French girl while munching on some french fries? Come and get the McD - the McDonalds.
https://giphy.com/gifs/burger-QNZn5pG43P2Vi
At McDonalds, our milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, as long as our machine is working. Slurp down something thick and creamy, or get your nipples erec like shrek with a freezing cold McFlurry.
Our customers love the taste of our hot sticky saucy meat - disgusting neckbeards line up for miles for our szechuan sauce.
If you like starting the day right with something juicy to wrap your lips around in the morning, try our breakfast range! How do you like your eggs in the morning; fried, scrambled, or fertilised? How about a big greasy sausage dripping in fat?
So come on down to McDonalds, because if you can't fill the void in your soul with a man, then fill it with fast food!

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/7qHDCcW

Burger realness!

=Group 1 Advertisement=

Manager: Oh hey there! welcome to KFC, the best chicken restaurant in the world innit!

Overweight Customer: Woooooweee this chicken is finger lickin’ good! Whoever made these did a mighty fine job! *grease dribbles down her chin* Your chicken is so much better than Chick-fil-a!

Manager: Well, Tabitha, unlike Chick-fil-a we don't hate the gays. We accept them, in fact we have a lot of gay workers that use their talent to make our amazing chicken! What is the first thing you think about when you hear gays? HIV!
Well close, now we are introducing the KFC, IV! Our special IV Bags are filled with KFC goodness that you can connect yourself to on the go.
All of the best celebrities have already started using it! Amy Schumer, Melissa McCarthy, even Adele (she likes the spicy chicken IV and so do i)! It's like coke but without the side effects. We recommend you to try it too! It'll give you that energy boost that you need to start the day or finish it.

Overweight Customer: I wanna be just like Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer, I'll take ten! *She throws her money into the air and the 10 new KFC IV flavors roll out*

*The Manager continues on past the staff only area*

*The chef is out the back of the kitchen wearing a welding mask and cooking chicken on a grill with a flamethrower. She turns to the camera and lifts her mask*

Chef: Oh, I didn't see you there. Here at KFC we make sure our chicken is cooked to perfection using our top secret recipe. I'm sure you've all heard of the 11 secret herbs and spices. Our overlord creator Colonel Sanders locked the secret away in an ancient tomb, miles beneath the ground so that no one else can make chicken as finger lickin good as we do. Now the only people that know are the chefs - the knowledge is passed from one disciple to the next, carrying on the legacy of the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Manager: So come on down to Kentucky Fried Chicken and taste our secrets.

Chef: Or just grab some damn fries if you like them thicc and salty.

*Overweight customer runs in, hooked up to a greasy fried chicken IV*

Overweight Customer: THE CHICKEN IS IN MY BLOOD!!!!

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/4CHOUBO
chicken but aint no nugget

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/Xp1il5S

I have more than 1 leg, I promise.

Piah: Did you ever want food that looks healthy, but is actually fucking shitty for your body? Do you love fingernails and blood in your sandwiches? Do you love when it takes 30 minutes just to get 1/3 of your order done? Well Subway is the right place for you! Come here all the time, we wanna make you FAT....*looks at the cameraman* Oh they weren't supposed to know that? Oh. *looks back at the camera* This is a HEALTHY restaurant. *winks*

Plai: Don't forget to sign up to our special Loyalty Club where for every sub you buy, you build up points which will let you have some fun with some kids! get a note Oh crap... forget that last thing...

Piah: Oh are we gonna scrap the clown too, then? *talks to cameraman* *nods* *looks at Plai* Yeah there is no clown.

Sassy: *walks out looking like Pennywise from the movie It* *She jumps out and down* DID I HEAR CLOWN?

Piah and Plai: NO.

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Plai: Here at Subway, we want you to pick what is IN your sub. We want variation.

Piah: We want you to be happy here with your food! Which is why you can....*gets handed a bin by the camera*

*Plai and Piah rummage through the bin*

Piah: A...dog bone....a used band aid?

Plai: .....Poison.....*shows the bottle to the camera* Fucking poison.

Cameraman: *steps out and grabs box* Oh this box was for later.

*Piah and Plai look in confusion and disgust*

*Cameraman gives Plai another box*

Plai: This is more like it! Lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers!

Piah: .....Butylated hydroxytoluene. What the fuck is that? *throws bottle across the room*

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Sassy: *in clown voice* *honks horn* Helloooo kids! We now have kids mea-

Piah: Lucky, you're scaring them!

Sassy: .....*turns back to the camera* We now have kids meals! Come down to the Subway *holds knife up* *in demonic voice* Today.

*Piah and Plai run in fear and Sassy runs after them*

Narrator: Subway....eat shit. I mean fresh.

Omg just realised I haven’t even posted my runway!

I am an escaped chicken from the basement of KFC who killed a worker and wore her clothing

https://imgur.com/a/R9AIMI8

Plai Statiòn

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/r9DGHLU