Stormer Summers
*At a ballet studio*
Ballerina: Wooh thank God rehearsal is over.
*Takes off point shoes and her foot falls off*
Dancers: *Gasp*
*Stormer Appears*
Stormer: Tired of That Motherfucking pain in your foot? Are your feet on point when your on point? If so, the try On Point. The ballet point shoes that have in a built in massage set.
Product:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bf/df/2b/bfdf2b11f31fea0b92dc973404afcb7b.jpg Stormer: Hi I’m Stormers Summers here to tell you about On Point shoes. The shoes are regular because of the massager. The massager is located at the front part of your foot to the ball in the point shoe where it hurts the most. People claim that these shoes change their life.
Go from this:
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To this:
https://giphy.com/gifs/nycballet-dance-ballet-3o7btNlPUP2FUu1SJG Stormer: Let’s see how much On Point has changed lives.
Random Dancer 1: I used to burn my shoes.
http://bestanimations.com/Nature/Fire/simpsons-fire-gif.gif Now I wrk them.
Random Dancer 2: I use to take crack while dancing and the pain was worse and now... I just take crack.
Stormer:
http://www.undp.org.fj/gifs/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ggy.gif Random Dancer 3: I was about to quit dance until this came out. On Point saved my career.
Stormer: Get...
Random Dancer 3: Yo where’s my fucking money. You said I would get paid before hand.
Stormer: Uh. Get On Point today. CASH ONLY!! Use code Stormer to get 10% off.
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