Next up at the Snatch Game, we have one of the most controversial figures of 2017: Tomi Lahren!
T: Omen, I promise I'm not ACTUALLY that bad. Since I left the blaze I've become much more tame, I promise.
1. Survivor is so shitty, for their next season, they will separate the tribes by ___________.
Tribes? Really Omen? Why does the MEDIA have to make everything about native Americans and their hardships. WE GET IT. YOU'RE A MINORITY AND A SUFFERING PEOPLE. But what they don't realize is that it's their own fault. 90% of-
O: Tomi, I'm sorry but I really need an answer.
T: -to get to the point, I wrote that the tribes will be separated by the bathrooms they use because I will NOT work with a transgender.
2. Liberal Lucy is so liberal when someone asks her what her gender is, she says ___________.
Tomi: *is triggered, blinking like Wendy Williams*
O: are you okay Tomi?
T: there are two genders! There have always been two genders and there will always be two genders! But since Lucy is a libtard snowflake that would rather vote for a convicted child molester like Hillary Crookton than OUR PRESIDENT, I would guess that she'd say her gender is *holds up card* "gay"
O: gay? As in the sexuality?
T: oh, you act as though there's a DIFFERENCE? STOP PUSHING YOUR AGENDA ONTO MY INNOCENT WHITE LIFE. SPEAKING OF WHITE LIVES-
O: that's enough out of you.
3. Viral Vicky went so viral, she got internet famous by doing _______________.
O: *sees tomi is next* oh god. Tomi, what do you have to say?
T: Viral Vicky has a virus. In fact, she has a case of snowflake fever. You see, in this American generation, kids just don't seem to realize they have to get up off of their asses and actually DO something to earn money. *stands up* IT IS UNREALISTIC TO EXPECT TO TURN A PROFIT WHEN ALL YOU DO IS TURN ON A VIDEO CAMERA AND TALK ABOUT YOURSELF FOR 20 MINUTES A DAY.
O: but wait, isn't that how you make your money?
T: *turning to Omen* SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BLACK LIVES BEYONCE LOVING SHITHEAD
4. Kinky Karen is so kinky, her fetish is all around the sexualization of _______________.
O: Tomi, since you've yet to be kicked out for some reason, what do you have to say on this?
T: I think that her fetish is around the sexualization of... abortion. For some reason, men seem to think they have control over a woman's body and I can't lie and say I'm not pro-choice when I believe that-
O: wait... you have a democratic social view?
T: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU-
*Snatch game cuts out, presumably because Tomi either threw a shoe or summoned the spirit of Sarah Sanders*
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