Noah K. (noah_kondon):
If I turn on LQ/Will and give up the numbers advantage. I'm screwed, that's on God, period, and Jesus H Christ. Even if they're against me, I NEED to get on a call with them to convince them that I've declared for House Altai. WE got lucky with these tribes, and we'd be FUCKING FOOLS to lose this without an idol coming out. I see that now. I gotta be like yo homies
#Altai we gotta slay the other bitches and be a TRIBE again. Logan, Tiffany, and JĢ¶BĢ¶ Noah held us back from the unity we deserve. But let's take on the fucking world together. ALTAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI *INHALES* ALTAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI
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HI, IT'S NOAH KONDON AND KCOBEDENCIO HERE FOR
#LOYALTY. IF YOU WANT A LOYAL PLAYER, YOU CAN GO WRONG WITH BOTH THESE CHOICES. THEY'LL BOTH SCREW OVER ANYONE, ANYTIME! THEY'LL EVEN SCREW EACH OTHER! KC & NOAH, A DEADLY DUO FOR AN ABSOLUTE CLUSTERFUCK. ORDER IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND GET 1 EXTRA BETRAYAL FREE! (Note: Limited Time Offer, one or both may soon become members of the jury)
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The call went well. So, is Noah Kondon the swing, the saved or the screwed? We'll see.
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Just went on call with Brandon, I think I did a DECENT bullshit job.
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This is the first time this season I have that nervous pit in my stomach. It's this weird feeling I only really get during group games. But I have it. And I'm scared as all hell.