Christian B. (Christian_) [Tribal Council #5]
For once, my name has finally had some effect because there was definitely some divine intervention going on with this tribe swap. First off, landed on a tribe with SYDNEY AND TICO, my dream F3, so that was like waking up to a chocolate chip pancake dessert bar. Then, all the former Wong Lengs are in the minority, so hopefully we can Pagong their arrogant asses straight out of this game during what I assume to be 2 more tribals before the merge. Ahh, life is so sweet right now. I'm on a tribe full of people I can trust, I have my idol, and the people who've been treating Sydney like shit are in danger of going home tonight.
Honestly, this game has sorta been like sexi times in the bedroom. At first, even though the exquisite Hong Konian beauty looked fine as hell, I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get it up and enjoy it as much as I wanted to, because there were just some negative personalities, and clearly there is a correlation between negativity and erectile dysfunction. However, this tribe swap is exactly the Viagra I needed to get me hard and get me pumped for the rest of this game, and to pound Hong Kong straight to the victory. The people I was afraid of giving me STDs are of no concern anymore. So dim the lights, roll up the condom, because baby, this going to be one night, you'll never forget. ;)