When I enter the game at Final 5 and steal Ikah's title

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-We now have two new cast members! What do you think about them?

10/10 great choice

-What are you basing your vote on tonight?

Honestly whatever people want. I need to work out the dynamics a bit so I’m honestly open to voting anyone really. Hmu for my vote :)

How do you think the votes would've fell if Will didn't quit?
Honestly we all would have voted him out so smh
-Thoughts on the challenge? Did it reveal anything?
Yes that their is a lot of punk ass bitches that don't have their own brain
-We now have two new cast members! What do you think about them?
Trash and mega trash
-What are you basing your vote on tonight?
How my dick feels

Alright, I'll go tally the votes.

*Goes to get urn*

*Returns with votes*

If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.

*CuntCritter stands*

*Hands me a Mud Idol*

The rules of Survivor state that if a Mud Idol is played, all votes except for theirs will not count. However, if more than one Mud Idol is played, the users are all voted out instead.

This...

IS a Mud Idol! All votes cast will not count, except for CuntCritter's.

*Nick stands*

“Mud, I have made one thing clear this season: I am a man of my word. So, when I promise to not use my Mud Idol, I will stand by that; however, I’ve been informed that an army has been formed.

People that save face when speaking to me, but enjoy dragging my name quite literally through the Mud Island have apparently decided it is for the greater good that my torch be extinguished. The high priest himself has decided that all evidence of Heroes vs Villains be erased, and so it will be.

Yet, there’s always a light even in darkness. Anyone who knows me knows I do not give up.

One thing this army seems to forget is to look at our history. Remember, even a militia of outsiders can overthrow the strongest troops :)”

*Nick hands me a hidden immunity idol*

The rules of Survivor state that if a Hidden Immunity Idol is played, all votes cast against that person will not count. All Mud Idols against that person also will not count.

This...

IS a hidden immunity idol! All votes cast against Nick will not count.

nice

watch this flop and i go down as an idiot el o el

*Raul stands*