Chandler
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Guess who's back by popular demand? CHANDLER HYTES IT'S GETTING ON THE ISLAND, TEDDY BEAR!!!
So, after my first season, I learn that I can be an amazing player. I just need to be ballsy. I usually have fear of being voted out so i'm kinda quiet but in Soul Society I kinda get the balls that I need to play this game agressive and I ended up being the fucking player of the season so Chandler Hytes is ready to be ballsy again which will be hard bc bitch... LOOK THIS FUCKING CAST!
When I look to my tribe, I see a lot of winners which definitly sucks because I don't like winners, you know? they already won so fuck off and wait for all winners! The biggest problem for me with winners in the cast is that Survivor is a game that reminds me a lot of a philosophical mantra of quincas borbas (a brazilian book). This philosophical mantra says "Ao vencedor, as batatas" which means "To the winner, the potatos" in english and the meaning of this is basicly may the smart/strong person wins. These winners have already got their potatos and they're here to get new potatos but girl... I want the potatos this time so don't fuck with my potatos.
I wanna win this game this time and I'll try to do my best to win this shit bc i'm not here, starving in this island, making poop in a hole to not win anything. I want at least an award again.
When I look at the cast, theres a lot of people that I dont know which is good because I like to play with new people but at the same time theres a lot of people who I know and I hate and they hate me so PLEASE LORD, PROTECT ME IN THIS PATH! From my tribe I know Kyle and Lalisa and I don't know what will happen between us because we already played, we already did shit with each other so you never know, you know?
I'm glad to be back and we'll see what happens in the next couple day. I hope the winners dont get together in a fucking alliance and I hope my tribe send these bitches home BUT this means nothing but having winners in the tribe may be a good sign bc they can win challenges I hope bc in the next 3 days I'll be really busy with my final entrace exam so please guys win this challenge and please lord put me in the best university of brazil.
That's it! Miss CHANDLER SAYS BYE!