*generic footage of Venice is shown while the voice over is playing. You can see gorgeous Venetian canals*
Hello everyone and let me welcome you officially to the finale of Talianâs Drag Race season 9! This has been honestly such a long season, and being the season all themed about death, we sure had the most revivals this series has ever seen! Tonight we crown our winner in the majestic Goldoni Theater in Venice. Covid might have left the chat, but I wanted to give this finale a little twist either way so... why not hosting it in the most floody period of the year? Here is actual footage of the judges getting the theater ready :
But enough of that! Itâs time we bring to the stage one last time our beloved eliminated queens!
Are you ready to be abducted? By her beauty? Itâs...
...Clover Field!
Sheâs not sitting on it. Sheâs...
...Karen A-Secret!
The OG Club Kid, but make her discount. Itâs...
...Braxton Lapore!
Is this sandwich moldy? No! Itâs just....
...Scarlette Bread!
She might have given up but she did with such...
...Aâllure!
Ta-ta-ta-taste this baby. Itâs...
...Meringue C. Whatchamacallit
Weâre all not virgins anymore! Thanks...
...Cherry Pop!
Here is the fishiest queen of all. Itâs...
...Octavia Reifz!
Moni Mana. Myno Maya. Fuck it. Itâs...
...Maya Mana.
No wait. Itâs...
...MooMoo Mayo.
Fuck no. Here is...
...Myoi Mina!
Whatâs yellow and yellow and yellow all over?
...Lemonadé!
The shadiest season of them all. Itâs...
...Shimika Summers!
But now onto someone whoâs actually relevant and needs no introduction but sheâs gonna get one either way because her name is just so pleasant to hear and pronounce. So letâs say it together. Letâs bring to the stage the and only quadruple queen : Twinkies LaChapelle!
Look :
https://i.imgur.com/dNoayzT Now. Before we move on Iâd like to have some words with our eliminated queens if you donât mind. So ladies. I have a couple questions for you :
- Did you feel your race (hell or heaven) was right or do feel personally more related to the other one?
- Do you feel if you were in the other race you could have lasted longer? Why so?
- Which challenge do you feel you could have slayed if you lasted enough? And which challenge would you like to see in the future?
- Now letâs please appreciate my look tonight. I feel opulent. Do you agree I should just crown myself? (Remember I hold the rights if you want to be back on AS3).
- Are you
#TeamEden ,
#TeamMadonna ,
#TeamRita or
#TeamShanita ?
Also... time to vote for Miss C! Please PM me two names! Letting me know which is your first and which is your second pick! And have a great night! âșïž