LOOOOOOOOOOL did y'all hear that?
anyways while the 4chan inbred Incel writes a novel HERE IS WHAT ME AND OUI OUI DELIVERED FOR OUR CHALLENGE <3 I love you Oui Oui and thank you for doing this with me.
Nurse Oui Oui St.Baguette:
https://imgur.com/sZU3bDM
https://imgur.com/sKn6npt Nurse Veronica Violet Vixen:
https://prnt.sc/tzafcu
https://prnt.sc/tzag12 TEAM OUI OUI ST. BAGUETTE + VERONICA VIOLET VIXEN
OUI OUI: Hello everyone! I'm Nurse Baguette.
VERONICA: And I'm Nurse Vixen and welcome to... *opens the door*
BOTH: The Veroui Vioui St. Vaguette Suite!
OUI OUI: Now, depending on who you ask *whispers* ....or based on their epitaphs... THIS is the most luxurious and fabulous place in the entire hospital!
VERONICA: Only the most famous of people have stayed here. Billie Holiday AND Charles Manson both died IN THIS VERY ROOM.
OUI OUI: And Rupaul鈥檚 career has reserved a stay here as well if she continues fracking!
VERONICA: *nudges Oui Oui and whispers* 鈥漌E'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT!"
*Veronica scoffs and walks around*
VERONICA: Now, as you can see, our room is divided into two parts.
VERONICA: The first half of the room is designed to represent our environment. When taken care of, it is a beautiful and magical place full of lush plants and flowers.
OUI OUI: This half of the room is also used for our recovering patients. The overall aesthetic of the room, with the beautiful flowers and nature-themed decor, evoke a feeling of hope and joy within our patients.
VERONICA: This half of our room features a bed made out of 100% cotton with authentic silk sheets all the way from Japan.
OUI OUI: *whispers* It's actually a waterbed.
VERONICA: We've also got a modern shower designed to meet all your hot and cold water needs.
OUI OUI: This is Donald Trump鈥檚 favorite part of the suite when he visits! Especially on The GOLDEN setting.
*Veronica keeps smiling but her eye twitches*
"OKAY IGNORE HER MOVING ON!"
VERONICA: And most importantly, our room features state-of-the-art medical equipment that is designed to ensure you live a long and healthy life!
*Oui Oui is in the background holding a defibrillator*
OUI OUI: Charging to 100%.
PATIENT: But I'm not having a heart attack!
OUI OUI: CLEAR! *electrocutes the patient*
VERONICA: Oof that鈥檚 gonna be a hefty charge from the charge master! looks at the camera with an evil grin
*Veronica walks over to the other side of the room*
VERONICA: This half our room represents what happens to our environment when we don't take care of it. Pollution, global warming and deforestation will lead to the death of our planet...screaming babies...flaming cars... the whole nine yards...you name it!
*Oui Oui rolls the electrocuted patient's bed to this side of the room*
OUI OUI: We place those patients who have a low chance of recovery in this half of the room. This is so they won't feel so alone in death with all the dead things surrounding them.
VERONICA: We also have this random storage closet here!!!...For literally no reason at all...
OUI OUI: *whispers* I think someone died in there once...
*Veronica, looking very impatient continues* "No one died in there. A possum maybe but no person....ANYWAYS!"
VERONICA: This side of the room is also decorated with dead plants and flowers and broken equipment. Basically this is the side of the room you don鈥檛 wanna be on!
OUI OUI: BUT! If you do unfortunately make your way to this side there鈥檚 always the Handbook for the Recently Deceased that will help you on the other side!
VERONICA: Oui Oui.... that鈥檚 not a THING... that is from the Movie Beetlejuice... *sighs and puts a hand on her forehead* Jesus I don鈥檛 get paid enough for this.
*Both of us stand in the middle of the room*
VERONICA: We also provide 23-hour care with breakfast, lunch and dinner to all of our patients. We'll even throw in a shot of tequila if you ask nicely.
OUI OUI: Or arsenic if euthanasia Is your poison! *winks*
VERONICA: Oui Oui?
OUI OUI: Yes, Veronica?
VERONICA: Please stop talking.
OUI OUI: Okay!
VERONICA: All this, and more, can be yours for a small payment of $499.99 per hour.... probably triple that depending on how much the charge master aka me decides to pay you.
OUI OUI: Who says your stay at the hospital can't be fun?
VERONICA: That's right. Just come on down to The Veroui Vioui St. Vaguette Suite when you get sick....
BOTH: And you can live...
OUI OUI: ...or most likely die....
BOTH: ...like a legend!