Tandi: Your care is important to us. You will feel better. Hopefully. You signed a waiver at the door, just in case, so that you can’t sue us. ....Come. Sit by this chair and listen to the sounds of all the patients of the past scream to their deaths.
[Mesothelioma singing, with Veronica Violet Vixen being heard weeping in the distance about the deaths in the War of 1812. Morticia Clitterus, Artemis Huntress’ 7th aborted child, and London Lipton Tea are heard singing back-up for Mesothelioma Carcinoma.]
Catalina: While you slowly lose consciousness, please enjoy our amenities. These include a cold bed, an ominous chair, and a dead penguin. That dead penguin is Coco Butta.
*Camera cuts to Coco Butta*
Catalina: Grandma Connie is here as well. 🌹
Grandma Connie: *winks at Mesothelioma, while she hits her high note* And I brought Meso’s dead dad with me!
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Scene 2
Catalina: Your health and comfort sake is important to us. Which is why we offer 24/7 nursing staff.
*camera cuts to eliminated girls as ghosts*
Catalina: The spirits here really put the ho in ghost.
Tandi: The whore in [w]horror.
Meosthelioma: *quits singing* The eat in death.
*The other two girls look confused*
Mesothelioma: Because they’re fat.
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Scene 3
Mesothelioma: *continues singing*
Tandi: You don’t need health insurance at this hospital. You don’t even need to be alive. The deader...the better. That also explains how I like my men.
*camera pans to Mesothelioma singing*
Veronica Violet Vixen: BUT THEY ARE DEAD! WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED AT A-
All 3 girls: Shut up.
Catalina: We love putting smiles on people’s faces...and those people are us. We love making you suffer and watching you whine and groan your sorrows away.
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Scene 4
Mesothelioma: Your care is important to us. You will be cured. We have several treatment plans. They include death, “accidentally” removing your heart, burying you alive, drowning you, putting a heart attack spell on you, giving you AIDs, gun, knife, do-
Tandi: Shut up.
Catalina: Let the cancer of the tissue on the internal organs have her piece in the advertisement!
Mesothelioma: *sighs* mesothelioma makes me miss my dad.
Grandma Connie: *waves*
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Closing scene
Catalina: The Deadly Dead Death Drag Race Room.
Tandi: Meet and greet with Jeffree Star’s career in the back. *winks*
LOL they aren’t even reads they are just personal attacks. Only insecure bitches go to the jugular like some of you have with me.
I literally only said in the beginning that I don’t get why certain people are calling others uncreative or basic bitches for picking the rose and you guys are taking it and personally attacking someone out of a chat for it. And for what? It’s not even that deep for you to continue on and on and on with me.
I tried to apologize and you guys continued to bring up my grandmother who died so to say all I’ve been doing is playing victim it’s ridiculous.
And to be fair I’ve only went there with some of you because you are going there with me
Donut (voice over): Congratulations, you have just had successful double bypass, lung replacing and head put on straight surgery. Now you can enjoy your stay at the Donut Tea Rehab Room!
Varsavia: Here at the Donut Tea Rehab Room, you can relax and rejuvenate with some pastries and hot tea.
London: need to spill the tea on your doctors? *omg Dr. Dick was so fucking hot when he put that popsicle stick in my mouth*
Donut: And want to blow off some steam? And relive some stress, then wheel on over to the donut glory holes!
Varsavia: When you come to the Donut Glory Holes you or someone else will be on the receiving end of some helpful relaxation. Get that blood flowing!
London: And in our relaxing pink room that looks like a Betty Crocker Cale exploded everywhere, you know you will be in the right hands!
All: So wheel on over after your surgery and join us at the Donut Tea Rehab Room!
Veronica, when you’re ready, come back to the chat and reread everything. It’s not as dramatic as you think. Except after you left. Do read those messages lol
You said, “ My grandma Connie had a rose Bush In her garden so I always associated them with her ”
You associated Roses with your grandma, and you made no mention that she died.
Then I joked about Ms Congeniality and said “grandma Connie for season 8”
Then that’s where the bomb first initiated. It’s a common joke I stole from drag race and have joked about often. Not a personal attack to you or your family. So let’s put that to rest.
As for Rose gate, despite your inspiration being vampires, which wasn’t the theme, your flowers was roses and I pointed out that four looks looked the same. Again, another joke from drag race a la season 8 with all the red kimonos.
Not personal. Just drag.
The rest of your arguments don’t have to do with me, I’m just here to clear my name and perhaps claim ownership of my “disgusting” title, T shirts available on my Drag merch website.
Do you have any other concerns that I can correct?
