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[Season 7] Week 2 : 馃彞 The Emergency Snatch Game

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1362 days 10 hours ago
TheOmen
1362 days 8 hours ago
rollingderp
Talian: Next to the Snatch Game is Victoriandustrial queen, Emilie Autumn!

Emilie, in her usual fake british accent: Hello, darling. How are you?

Talian: I'm doing great! Thoughts on the current political administration?

Emilie: Now, darling, I'd rather not talk about such sordid things. Death to the cheeto!
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Talian: Exactly, Emilie. First question. The Pit Crew is going crazy! To enhance their package they鈥檙e now putting [BLANK] in their [BLANK] !

Emilie: They're putting rats in their UNDERWEAR! Isn't that simply ENJOYOUS?

Talian: RATS? Oh, dear. How would you react to that?

Emilie: Personally, I LOVE rats! Dear pets of mine! *looks at Heather Leigh Cameron*
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I bet you have many in that kitchen of yours.

Heather: UMMMMMMMM MEANIE :(

Talian: Whoa now!

Talian: Emilie, next question. Fatty McFatface is so fat that she isn鈥檛 eating her good snacks anymore, she鈥檚 now eating her [BLANK] .

Emilie: She's not eating her daily dose of blood, guts, torture, and... TEA!!!
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Talian: And what flavor IS this tea?
1362 days 8 hours ago
rollingderp
Emilie: ...Matcha.
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Talian: ???? Okay?

*during Anne's... verse*
*Emilie looks over at Anne crooning.*
Emilie:
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...because I am. Shut thine MOUF.

(back to Emilie)

Talian: Miss Autumn! We found a cure for a meaty tuck! Turns out you just need to ingest a [BLANK] .

Emilie: Oooo!!! I know this one! SHALOTTS!

Talian: Shalotts???? How?

Emilie: Well, back in my day we used them as.. feminine products. Had to keep the blood in the body when you didn't want it outside of it!
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Talian: ...Okay.
(moves on)
(back)
1362 days 8 hours ago
rollingderp
Talian: Emilie! Kimora鈥檚 cheeks are a medical mystery. Last week she went to the surgeon and she said [BLANK] .

Emilie: Well, as I have documented in my book that may or may NOT be autobiographical, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, she went to the surgeon and said that she needed HELP. So when she got on the table, she was shocked and prodded like a DOLL of SOCIETY.
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Talian: Yea! Women's rights!

Emilie: After all, my experience in the asylum was... harrowing.
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Talian: ...yeah!
(moves on)
(back)

Talian: Alright, Emilie, final question. Soju is so gay that when they opened her cyst, [BLANK] came out!

Emilie: MILK came out. You know. Milk, crumpets...
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And all of those goodies.

Talian: What goodies exactly?
1362 days 8 hours ago
rollingderp
Emilie:
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Is it not obvious? I should NOT have to... EXPOSE such things. *sips tea*

Talian: Alright, Emilie. And this has been snatch game! Say goodbye, Emilie!

Emilie: Goodbye, little plague rats! Stay purely DEADLY!
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Emilie look: https://prnt.sc/twirfa
1362 days 8 hours ago
rory17
Talian: Next on the celebrity panel, we have so-called celebrity Tengager, Corey1! He also goes by Corey Morgan!

Corey: FUCK YOU, RANDOMIZE! FUCK YOU, RANDOMIZE!

Talian: Now, Corey! You have a reputation on Tengaged for being mad and angry. Is there anything you are angry about now?

Corey: MY DOG, PJ, WON'T STOP FUCKING HUMPING MY ARM. SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME AND IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE. WELL, I WOKE UP LAST NIGHT AND MY BROTHER, SCOTT, WAS HUMPING IT INSTEAD.

Talian: Sounds like an interesting predicament. Hope it all works out.

Corey: ME TOO. I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT SINCE THE LAST TIME I GOT VAGINA.

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Talian: Fatty McFatface is so fat that she isn鈥檛 eating her good snacks anymore, she鈥檚 now eating her [BLANK]. Corey, what is your answer?

Corey: SHE IS NOW EATING HER VAGINA.

Talian: How could she do that? She is SO fat.

Corey: Talian, I WORK for Jenny Craig. As in THE Jenny Craig. I can make that bitch skinny if I wanted to.

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Talian: Kimora鈥檚 cheeks are a medical mystery. Last week she went to the surgeon and she said [BLANK]. Corey?

Corey: Well, I don't what this so-called "Kimora" would say, but I KNOW what I WOULD say. I said: "WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING I TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE?????? IM RIGHT HERE BITCHES!!!!!!!" (Citation: https://tengaged.com/blog/corey1/5431777/why-do-people-keep-saying )

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Talian: Soju is so gay that when they opened her cyst, [BLANK] came out! Corey?

Corey: I didn't know what to say, so I said: "FUCK YOU RANDOMIZE IF I GET BANNED FOR THIS OH FUCKING WELL! RANDOMIZE GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND TELL US WHEN YOU ARE RAISING THE FUCKING COLOR LEVEL!!!! I HAVE JOINED 60 SOMETHING FUCKING STARS AND NOW BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!! I CANT FUCKING JOIN THE ONE FUCKING THING I LIKE ABOUT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE!!! SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" (Citation: https://tengaged.com/blog/corey1/5464312/fuck-you-randomize )
1362 days 7 hours ago
rory17
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I'm here for your bank account

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