Snatch game: Miranda Bailey
*Twinkies and the guests all run onto the stage looking very flustered, with many of the celebrity guests having their hair and makeup messed up. Twinkies looks back to the producers, questioning what show they are doing*
Twinkies - What is this emergency we have?
Producer 1 - We couldnāt think of a challenge so we had to do snatch game.
*Twinkies prepares herself looking at the guests in front of her*
Twinkies - Lets start! Good evening and welcome to the Emergency version of snatch game. This totally wasnāt a 5 minute planning! I am your host, the girl with the chunky thighs and the chunkier menses, Twinkies Chapelle. Tonight we have 10 guests ready to compete. Letās please welcome our first guest from Greyās anatomy, Private Practise and studio 19, chief of surgery, Miranda Bailey!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/latelateshow-james-corden-hungover-3oKIPgIkBHQCeyORsk *Miranda is asleep as the show starts, using the desk as a pillow. The loud voice of Twinkies wakes her up, looking around getting extremely furious*
Miranda: Is the patient dead? Huh speak up. Because if that patient isnāt dead by the time I get there, there will be trouble. Capeesh!
*Miranda looks around realising sheās not in the rest room of the hospital but at the snatch game. She fixes her scrubs looking at Twinkies*
Twinkies: Your at the snatch game Miranda. I am sorry for waking you up, but we have a show to do and your one of the stars
*Mirandaās face gets extremely annoyed at Twinkies*
Miranda: UH. b.b.b Just donāt! Your like my interns, I already hate you and will probably forever. So donāt suck up to me. And if anyone touches me, I am getting tetanus jabs for me.
Twinkies: Okay I guess we can sort that out!
*Miranda carries on to look annoyed at everyone around her as they fidget around. She looks to the person to her left*
Miranda: IF WE WAS IN SURGERY THEY WOULD BE DEAD. Now calm the heck down!
Twinkies: Letās get straight to the first question, The pit crew is going crazy. To enhance their packages they are now putting blank in their blank!
*Miranda looks around confused at this*
Miranda: Seriously, they want to do that. Ask my Ben, he can help the pit crew allow their partners get the butterflies.
*Miranda shakes with butterflies thinking about the last time she did it*
Twinkies: So what is your answer then?
*Miranda comes out of her fantasy looking at Twinkies, forgetting that she wrote anything down*
Miranda: Donāt question me. I may not be a harper Avery award winner but Iāve fought with worst monsters than you
*Turns to the side camera*
Miranda: Cristina just waking up!
*Back to Twinkies*
Miranda: I said, they put silicon in their balls
*Twinkies looks extremely confused by this*
Twinkies: If you say so
Miranda: I donāt know, thatās nasty, the only thing sexual I talk about is my vajayjay
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Twinkies: Now lets get onto the second question, Kimora Blacās cheeks are a medical mystery, Last week she went to the surgeon and she said [BLANK] .
*Miranda hears this and starts thinking, tapping a pen on the table annoying all of the others around her especially Betty white. She looks at her in disgust*
Miranda: Turn your hearing aid down then! Ok talian I have an answer,
We have Kimora Blac, 31 year old drag queen who came in with exploded cheeks. After a CT scan we realising she had no brain and it was just filled with silicon and a hatred against bananas.
Twinkies: You did it again, Miranda. You actually need to answer my question.
Miranda: Dopey, I aināt bothering to learn your name, Iām a surgeon, not a therapist. When she came to me I told her to sit down and she was like
https://giphy.com/gifs/what-shalita-grant-7KFcFwPvpEU3S Twinkies: Makes sense!
*Miranda nods pouting her lips together*
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Twinkies: Shall we move onto the final question, Soju is so gay that when they opened her cyst, [BLANK] came out!
*Twinkies looks down to Miranda but she is out of her chair*
Twinkies: Miranda please take a seat
*Suddenly, Miranda pops up from under the desk from Anneās chair.*
Miranda: Looking at your vajayjay, itās hard to look at. Like itās a sore sight to look at. Now I just need you to breathe.
*Miranda takes out her stephoscope, before placing it against Anneās chest, placing one finger up at Twinkies*
Twinkies: Miranda we donāt have a lot of time left
*Miranda looks at Twinkies, before tossing a shocking machine out from under the panel*
Miranda: Oh god really. I need a crash cart in here
*Miranda looks around before going to prepare Anne to shock her*
Miranda: Where is the crash team?
*She goes to place the pads onto Anneās chest before Twinkies stops her*
Twinkies: I meant the show. Not Anneās life. For god sake
*Miranda stops and gives evil eyes to Twinkies*
Miranda: Your just like Meredith. Trying to tell me what to do. I donāt see you helping children in nature, thatās Arizonaās job. But fine, I will answer this last question. I have a date with Ben so be quick.
*Twinkies waits for Miranda to right something down*
Miranda: You know what come out of her cyst. You really want to know. PUS. Soju is like a normal person, a drag queen does not have some rainbows and glitter come out. Itās pus. Now can I go. I have to go get pregnant with a baby and then probably miscarry again!
*Miranda walks off of the stage leaving the rest of the cast. She swings her stephoscope as she goes*