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I'm about to throw up.

Tonight, we will have our regular judges of Giraffez, SilverShadow, and Alexis.

Our guest judges tonight include the only person who has ever blessed me with a TGDR win, Doodyful! And also I will be critiquing you all as well tonight.

OK SERIOUSLY CHECK YOUR SKYPE PM DUDE

*rewinds the tape*

Elle Emayho:

Before the Ball Realness: http://i.imgur.com/S7lP3JS.png
Alexis Alexis: This was an adorable look. It tells a story, and the hair and eyes really put the nails in the coffin. Flawless, honestly.

Doodyful: The first thing I noticed about your 'Before the Ball' look is that it's very rough and pixellated. I wish you would've made the edges smoother. I would have also liked you to have taken the tired theme to another level. Perhaps you could've had dark circles or messier hair.

Giraffez:  I love how you chose to not follow the norm of going for pretty nice and lovely instead you went for straight bitch and I love it honey good work.

Konohavillage1: It’s just a bit plain standing up to the others honestly. Like you could’ve went all out instead of “Im sleep now im up.”

SilverShadow:x What I love about you is that your looks tell exactly what your story is and that's what you did again with your Ball Realness look. I gaged when I saw this from the facial expession, the bitch shirt and that finger it could've been longer tho.

Day Job Executive: http://i.imgur.com/BPwn98Q.png
Alexis Alexis: I do like this look, I just think the top is very frumpy. The concept is great, though. Again no real complaints. Great job heaux.

Doodyful: This look doesn't read executive to me. I think the untidy hair is what sets this off. In addition to the hair, your jacket also looks quite pixellated. I wish you had polished this look just a little bit more, because it looks half done to me.

Giraffez: your look isn't really that nice and couture it's more French basic for me.

Konohavillage1: I think this is a really cute look! If I had any notes, it would be to simply make sure it fits you a little better.

SilverShadow: Your Day executive look it was good I kinda wanted to have seen you push it a bit more fashion wise since you are a fashion editor but I aint mad.

MASKerade: http://i.imgur.com/YOGEkwk.png
Alexis Alexis: I KNEW some bitch would try this. Your execution was okay, I just wish you hadnt come out bald and I don't think the mask should have been goggles, painting it on would have been better, especially if it was an icy effect.

Doodyful: Your MASKerade look doesn't say 'elegance and grace'. All I'm seeing is a busted snow cone. All of the jewellery looks like it was just cut and pasted onto the look with no care, and I'm not sure what's going on with the strange triangular things. Not to mention your mask looks like those default Tengaged sunglasses with a few feathers attached. This is the final four of one of Konoha's competitions, but this is something I would expect in Tayvie's Drag Race.

Giraffez: this reads very Pokémon to me and i'm ok with that what i'm not ok is with the baldness i'd rather of seen hair make the crystal on top and the mask looks wrong for this look.

Konohavillage1: This look is honestly a 10 up until you get to about the lips. From there, the eyes are off center, the goggles seem like a last minute add on. It’s a pretty good Masquerian though. And I warned that it’s good to go for something out there, but you should always be wary of the audience you’re performing to.

SilverShadow: Now your Maskerade look guurrrrrrrrl you pushed it way to far to a place where no one wants to go! This is just one idea too many that doesn't relate to each other. WTF is up with that owl eyes behind you???

Caia Alexander:
Before the Ball Realness: http://imgur.com/h5DqDHz

G: I love how you went for a sweaty bitch trying to keep that bodyodyody and I love how you do the dew effect for the sweat and the blue hair and that you made your own invite for the thing I love it.

K: I think this was a good story and an overall good look! The only real big critiques are that you got some huge sweat and huge arms girl.

S: That doesn't look like sweat to me, I looked at your photo first before reading the back story and I thought your Realness story was that you just finished a gangbang scene when you got the invitation and you still haven't wiped off the cum off of your face. Honestly your Ball Realness and Day job Exec. strikes me as porno-ish.

D:  I like the concept of this look and I love the use of colour. It makes this memorable. My only criticisms is that your arms are too long (Her elbow starts at her hip?), your sweat drops are huge and I would've liked a more natural approach to the makeup.

A: Hatsune Miku loves her cummies. I really liked this a lot, I just wish the sweat didn't look like slugs attacking your body.

Day Job Executive: http://imgur.com/WYCrZXa
G: now this is working GURL I love this look it gives slutty construction worker to a new level and I love it congrats girl.

K: Who doesn’t love a good helping hand? I think this was all executed very well, especially the fact that you were getting drilled in the mouth.

S: and your Day Exec is another porn scene where you take on 10 construction men. That being said I freaking love it! I love porn so heyyyayyyyyyyyy...

D: Your executive look is very weak to me. I almost find this offensive considering what executive realness means, but I'm not a drag queen of the late eighties in the ball scene so I can't be too salty. However, I think regardless of your approach to this look, it wasn't well executed. There is so much going on that it's hard to focus on what you're actually trying to convey. One word. Edit.

A: I don't have much to say about this at all, I just don't feel strong about anything.

MASKerade http://imgur.com/1gIX6Kq
G:  I LOVE THIS LOOK FAVORITE LOOK OF THE SEASON and I mean it it's giving me a Chinese look and feel that I adore and I've been looking for this from you I'M so so happy you've finally done you and don't give a fuck what we say that's how you win challenges.

K: This is a really elegant take on the maskerade, if not a little safe. It’s still a very striking image though.

S: Bitch you turned it out with your Maskerade look! You took me to the experience of you walking into that room and all eyes are on you. Everything about this works for me.

D: I have mixed feelings on this look. Though I think it was well designed and executed, I kind of expected more from you. You're Caia Alexander. You're the queen of intricate designs and over-the-top headdresses, so I'm disappointed that your mask was so simple.

A: I liked how the mask looked like eye makeup, and the dragon... bird thing was a good touch. Again, it looks top heavy which is a huge problem with your looks consistently.

.....wyd

tl;dr

Neferti:
Before the Ball Realness: http://i.imgur.com/zhYbEnZ.png

K: This is just a cute look! I think it tells your story very well, but aint it dangerous for you to have electronics in the bath?

D: At first I liked your 'Before the Ball' look, but as I examined each element I realised there was room for improvement. I think the front of the bath distracted from your look, as it covered up half of your body. I think if you had lost some of that and perhaps made a foam dress to yourself up, this would've been more effective.

A: I loved everything but the mug here. The hair was cute, the setting was cute, the story was very cute as well. The only thing is the makeup seems very minimalistic compared to the rest of everything and it looks like a random set of eyes was slapped onto it and pushed down the runway (er, bathroom.)

G: i'm not in love with this but I like it it's different and everything but it's cute and different.

S: You had a strong build up with your Realness look I really love it. I love your hair and make-up, the tub and the story behind it.

Day Job Executive: http://i.imgur.com/his0WbU.png
K: By far, the best executive look. It’s so polished, I wouldn’t change a thing. It’s a very modern take on executive, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

D: If my boss showed up to work like that, I would probably resign because it just doesn't look professional. The concept behind this look was good but you should've chosen hair and clothing that was more tailored and elegant, because this looks more like Anna Hathaway than Meryl Streep.

A: LOVE. This was a huge hit for me, and not just cuz of the plug. You truly look like a businesswoman on the go who is ready to trample everyone in her way and I LIVE for it. I need that coat in my life as well as that hair. Probably your best look all season.

G:no ok this is just plain slut it looks like you just got done with some good sex and it's too basic for me and like a street walker not an executive.

S: You stumbled a bit with your Day Exec look, I love it but that tie is very high school girl uniform it kinda takes away from the whole look.

MASKerade: http://i.imgur.com/6ldTphN.png
K: I think it looks a little unfinished honestly.  The dress is beautiful but it looks like it’s a little too low on ya sis. The mask looks like it could be a little better as well.

D: I like everything about your MASKerade look except for your face. Your eyes are tiny and it makes you look quite hideous. If you had designed a mask that allowed your eyes to be bigger, and then made the mask a bit more interesting in general, I think this could've been much better.

A: Your final look was okay, its just for the story you told I wish you had given her thorn accessories or cut her body up or something, because this looks like glorified shower loofahs. I do enjoy the shape of the dress and the mask, it gives me Courtney teas.

G: I don't like this look your hair doesn't fit for this look it needs to either be a different color or longer for me to love this hair on this look and as for the mask it's pretty underwhelming and reminds me of Courtney Act's mask from her ruby look in season 6 and your dress seems like a purple rose version of it too and again just like with the fucking topaz dress from week one if it didn't work then it won't ever work.

S: You just took a nose dive with your Maskerade look it seems like a completely different person from the other two looks actually you look like a man in a dress and not a drag queen the proportions are way off I hate it sorry.

Okay? Okay.

Sound check.

1.2.

Ellen Uhvex:
Before the Ball Realness: http://i.imgur.com/exyK0MJ.png

S: I usually look at the looks first befoe reading the story and I wasn't expecting to see this but it was a nice surprise. I love the contrast of her being old as fuck but then she is celebrating like a 5 year old.

G: ok I  don't even like this look it's a little predictable to me and I don't like it it's more betty white then I think you probably wanted it.

A: This concept was kind of off to me, maybe it was the execution? Like her teeth are gray and I don't know if it was intentional, and the lack of a background throws it off like this just didn't sit right with me.

D: Not only do I think your 'Before the Ball' look was well executed, but I love that you took this challenge from such a unique angle.

K: Holy Christ this looks like an actual cartoon version of Queen Elizabeth. But messy @ you saying she’s 140, and I didn’t particularly get that you just received an invite. I guess we couldn’t upstage the queens birthday.

Day Job Executive: http://i.imgur.com/FcIl7Ct.png
S: I just love this! I mean who doesn't love a queen espcially one that's this gorgeous. Love the eye color, the hair everything!

G: no just no this doesn't fit this part of the challenge sweety and as for how your queen looks it's inconsistent I don't mind it's older but I want to see it all the way through not just once it's the same person throughout one day and sorry hunty but there is no surgry for old age that heals in one day.

A: This was pretty in the face but the rest was a bit... cheap. The crown and dress looked like they were made of plastic and the dress didn't do anything for your body either. Again, good concept, awful execution.

D: I don't have anything to complain about in this look. It's very polished, you look stunning and your dress is beautiful. Your backstory definitely makes up for it not being a traditional executive look.

K: I’ve said this before, it’s gorgeous. One of your best from a long line of good looks.

MASKerade: http://i.imgur.com/uZ40ltK.png
S: This crazy as fuck! twisted, weird and everything that gives me life right now OBSESSED!!!!! Just when I was ready to count you out you came running and fucked the other queens from behind! I am obsessed with your work this week ugh! I can't even! you have my top toot! I'm jizzing my pants for you this week absolutely excellent work!

G:  again consistency I want you to keep the same astettic all the way through now as for the mask you didn't bring it for me  it's clear that you used a well known preexisting mask and the hair doesn't fit at all and the ruffles don't work for me and I don't like at all the outfit it looks very violet chachki to me ad what is that in your hand is it a match or is it a wand I don't get it or like it.

A: I'm really sorry but I didn't like this look much either. There were so many elements and the story was hard to understand, like I feel like there was an obvious reference that I just didn't get.  You also went from square body to this in a single look and it throws me off. These were misses to me, I apologize.

D: I have mixed feelings about your MASKerade look. At first, I was blown away by the artistry that went into the look, and your reasoning behind the Guy Fawkes mask actually made me laugh. However, once the comedic effect of the mask went away, I realised you basically ignored designing an original mask that we haven't seen before.

K: I’m just not sure if this really goes with the whole story you had been building up. Like the queen of England being agile enough to plan a rebellion on her own government? Maybe if they were just playing along. I do credit you for going out of the box though and not just putting on a face/ mask.

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I HAD CRITIQUES BUT THIS B!TCH WAS RUDE AND DIDNT WAIT FOR ME

just post them yourself hoe