*Logo found 48 dollars in an old bank account to put this episode through*

H E R E

i cant see through this season 1 lens

Who thought this was cancelled? MichelleObama wasn't in this season.

*fast forward through me calling everyone forward and then psyching them out*

We will now begin critiques.

*hobbles down the runway and stumbles at the end and everyone misinterprets it as a death drop*

HERE WE GOOOO

Elle Emayho and Ellen Uhvex: http://i.imgur.com/sHb3WY2.png

Alexis Alexis: Hello Bette and Dot! I really loved your submission this week. Your questions and answers were super cheesy and funny, and y'all worked well together beautifully. Like, it was so cheap and tacky that WOWpresents is practically waiting to upload it right now after their newest episode of masc gay goes grocery shopping! I do wish that your runway had some more substance or story, though. Like you're giving me Doduo teas when I wish it was Dodrio teas.

Brandonator:  I love that you guys reached all your hopes in dreams in this challenge….earning 30 dollars. Two of the jokes were pretty good, a reference to paint.net (buy their latest…album on itunes?) and then making fun of the iconic Karen’s first runway. The one about me and Pearl’s fan wasn’t really very good….it was super wordy and just clunky and awkward. The ruway was a really good idea I think. I mean I am pretty sure Ellen made this whole thing because its fucking flawless (no tea no shade Elle), but it was a bold choice for the challenge.

Giraffez: this would be a no for me simply because I know it wasn't done individually but I love how you thought outside the box with it and I have to commend you for it as for your answers most were ok but really I'm not your favorite judge *dings you two big time* I'm a little insulted and yes big boobs are nice but I must say sometimes the funnier things are sometimes the mismatched answers I would of loved to see you guys miss one like what the example was this actually goes to all of you.

SilverShadow: I didn't really like your besties for cash but compared to the other ones yours was the most bearable. Your runway looks I love your faces they're perfection! but I just really can't get pass that Siamese body you have, I just can't, I hate it so much.

Slice: first things first, that look is levels above literally all the other competitors. something could be said about the weird placement of the moles but otherwise, absolutely lovely. when it comes to the answers, i feel like there was less effort put into the actual important part of the challenge, which is unfortunate, but that being said, you were able to be funnier than the other groups with less work (with the exception of the last question which was boring). pretty sure you're both getting your second win this round.

Jessica McMozzarella: http://i.imgur.com/dshHFpP.png  and Neferti http://i.imgur.com/J2zZOdL.png

B:  I think this was too wordy girls. It would have been funnier if you just did a little less. Like if you said you thought the other queen’s favorite store was Popeyes and then said that it wasn’t a store and then moved on it could have been better. The 2nd one was just a mess like if it was less confrontational and cuntier, maybe something like Jessica saying Nefereti thinking she was funny was the best joke all day and moving on would have done more. Lastly why are we talking about Poepeyes???? The sponsor this season is PAINT.NET we can’t even show any of this on the episode we don’t have the rights to show this SH*T. Jessica your runway girl……….it was tragic. I liked the hair, the rest was just too much red and just making me wanna jump in a fire. Neferti this is probably the best you have looked so far so work.

A: This was very VERY safe for me. Your runways weren't creative, but I do think Nefertiti had the better one. Your q&a's were kind of cringe worthy to read. It was just a lot of unfunny material that over shadowed your jokes. Jessica definitely had stronger material though.

Slice:  i hate when people try to repeat a joke throughout some kind of segment and do it poorly. especially with something as unfunny as popeyes. that being said, i think neferti was funnier, not that jessica wasn't funny, but neferti had a couple jokes that i actually thought were great. neferti was right to walk out on that question. when it comes to the looks, i didn't really love either, but neither was genuinely bad. they were both good, but not too interesting. elle putting you two together was great for her because you both would have been good with other partners, but not with each other.

Silver: I honestly love the start of your besties for cash. You had me with your same entrance outfit gimmick and I really love the look, Neferti I think Jessica got one up on you coz the look you changed into was meh! I was expecting for a hilariouslly great show because of how impressive the start was but girls what the fuck happened? It was a trainwreck! It just got worse the more it went on. Rather than being funny it came across as desperately trying too hard to be funny.

G: Jessica your look is very Firey Butterfly and I love it all but the hair I don't get it a bald head would of done better as for you miss Neferti I love it it gives this right polarity of everything and I just love it as for your answers I seriously laughed at it all but DON"T EVER DOWN POPEYES *pulls out my two piece and a biscuit*

Opal:http://imgur.com/TNkJ36p  and Caia Alexander: http://imgur.com/DTlkxTM

G: Opal your look is nice but very basic it seems very normal and almost pedestrian to me as for your look Caia again basic and not in a good way I love how your trying to adversify your portfolio but it's not your look also I think your going for a house of night realness but it just fell flat. as for your guys snatch game it's not really funny but it's very obvious here that Caia has done it all and opal hasn't done shit and that is what really pisses me off about all this and to Opal AND Caia i'm sorry but I must insist that if everyone else's looks come you two must be put as bottom two.

A: This went downhill fast. Relying on gifs to make your challenges funny is never a good idea nor does it work. You had the opposite problem that Cheesy and Nefariousness did in the fact that you hardly said anything. Fill it up, stop fat shaming your submissions. Also, Opal, this is the best you've looked girl.

Silver: I don't know what really went on with your group but your besties for cash to me seemed like a one woman show. It's like watching a ventriloquist act, you know when there's supposedly two people talking but there's actually just one person doing all the work. Your runway looks, Caia what is happening to you? it breaks my heart to see this from you and Opal yours is okay considering that you're Opal.

B:  I liked how the answers were pretty realistically boring and it didn’t seem like you were in this unnatural fight to be both funny at the same time. I mean the first joke wasn’t very good, like at all so there was that. The 2nd question I didn’t like from the get go, just poop  butthole hurr hurr humor which is fine for some I guess. I think the stick in Vella’s ass could have been used somewhere else in a much funnier way than the way it was here, you had a stick up your anus after it was in someone else’s anus and a douche (do y’all know what a douche is?). The last joke was okay. ALSO COME ON MAKING BOTH RUNWAYS FOR THE TEAM!!!! I feel like Opal’s was actually better, in both Caia you followed my critique in chilling out with all this bodysuit giant weird hat stuff you have been doing so I liked that.

Slice: ive been waiting for a while to say this caia, but when you make lips black, if you're using Paint.NET™ you need to use the Levels function to only darken the lips... your teeth are fucking grey challenge after challenge girl! GREY TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!! when it came to the challenge, it was VERY ginger minj + kandy ho. opal set up all the punchlines and caia delivered them, and it was very uneven. while the use of gifs was an original concept, it was also very not original in the sense that you had to rely on other people's funny reactions to help deliver something funny, and it was kinda weird. im starting to think elle is an evil genius because clearly she comin 4 u caia, because you and opal do not match at all the way i see it when it comes to style or humour.

K uh Opal's runway: http://imgur.com/TNkJ36p

Auburn Marguerite: http://prntscr.com/6p0zuh and Vella Morghulis: http://i.imgur.com/Ag85FEo.png

Slice: for two people who have recently started to show their talent in this competition this concept was not my favourite. vella, you've proven to be absolutely hilarious these past few challenges, and i love it! this, though, was not super funny. i did like that i've never seen anyone do this before, and a couple of the answers were witty, but i didn't chuckle out loud like i did for elle + ellen. i would definitely call this a safe performance though, although the looks were very pedestrian!

A: I quite liked this. Your idea was cute and it got a few chuckles out of me. Your runways could have been better, but again, points for creativity. Brava girls! Also Auburn your mother and I own the same toy so extra credit.

G: I love how your looks matched and the gum was a nice touch but as for your answers they sorta scared me with how kid like they were and mommy needs to do better with hiding her little friend

Silver: Your besties for cash is passably good compared to the other ones but I'm not peeing my pants over this either tbh. What I love about ur presentation is that you had a concept and u tied it together with yout runway looks which I love! For me Auburn had the better runway look Vella's was good too but Auburn for me was just so adorable my favorite look for this week.

B:  The first two sentences were immediately off-putting. I think you two were going for valley girl, maybe, but came off much more like cheap actress first porno. “What is your mommy’s favorite thing to do at night?” I was already cringing. And then the answer made it worst and it got worst as it went on. I will no longer comment on anything else in the actual submission. The runways were cute at first but just the disgusting submission makes me want to like vomit looking at them. This was horrible.

I am so disgusted at the other judges lol

Ladies, I've made some decisions.

Or maybe they understood that our concept was being children.