*arrives and flips wig*
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So today I'm talking about DRAG MISTAKES, with Gia Gunn featuring. Phi Phi O' Hara in   " Wonky Eyelash Flappin' "

Challenge: http://gyazo.com/78402c1155b014c241b44fab5603567b

...And remember be Crazy. Be Cuckoo. Be Cunt.

Runway: http://prntscr.com/3ln9fx

My first thought about a  legendary historical lok I think about a sexy pale black haired warrior medieval princess, so today LaKisha bleached her gorgeous black skin, it's not permanent, so don't worry girls.

Hellur! Hellur! Hellur! Pardon my Tar-D-ness, but I was busy mastering today's lesson henniie bees. So, let's begin! Please turn to page 101 of your "MAKING HERSTORY" textbooks and follow along as I teach you about...SHADE!

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After that, Mother and some of her fellow drag queens made the Ten Comdragments...with the utmost important one being

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QUEENS BEGAN SHADE EDUMUCATION

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QUEENS BEGAN ACKNOWLEDGING SHADE

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AND THEN, QUEENS STARTED USING THE WORD SHADE...TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING THAT CAME OUT SOMEONE'S MOUTH

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That ends the lesson for today hens. Now...get the fuck out mawma's classroom. I got work to do.

AND PRESENTING...LAY DEE LIBERTY...SERVING UP ANCIENT NATIVE AMERICAN GIRL, BEING ATTACKED BY HER FIRST BUFFALO (AND SLAYING HER FIRST BUFFALO) AND THEN REVELING IN THE KILL...HENTY

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Hello klass! My name is Ms. Rehab, the Ms. means I am divorcededed, but that's next weeks lessssson hunties.

Now I shall handout these new 'High Level Drag Ethics' books donated by the local dump.

Turn to page 173 and copy the heading "Neva Give Up"

Now as you know, bitches can knock you down, but it's not about how classy you fall:
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It's how you get back up! You have great examples of queens who GET THEIR ASS UP AND ON WITH LIFE!

The following contestants from Drag Race have shown a masterclass in getting back up, being in the "BTM2" one week, and challenge queen the next.

Darienne, Adore, Coco, Jinkx, Sharon, Shangela, Stacy Lane, Rebecca Glasscock!

The majority are fan favs and they have all givin you life!

What this means is that it is NEVER over until the fat lady sings and QueenWeen isn't in sight!

#TeamRehab
#TeamAsia

SHOW THESE BITCHES THAT WE ARE FIGHTERS. *assumes ultimate form*

*bell rings*

Bye whores see you next week!

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As for my runway look, I am givng the judges a polished druid hippie realness

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Think Georgian era with a strong medieval twist. You can be poor and still look like a million dawlass gurl!

Hello class! I am Miss Aura Sierra Riviera, but you can just call me ASR for short! Gotta keep the line between student and teacher here! So, if you’re not horror challenge Adore Delano and did your homework, then you should know damn well who THIS drag icon is!

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Why it’s none other than Miss Ornacia! Hey girl hey!

Ornacia’s time on season six on RuPaul’s Drag Race was tragically cut short! Many contestants, judges, and especially the viewers, were outraged at Ornacia’s abrupt exit!

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So you’re probably wondering… What has happened to Ornacia since the show?

Ornacia decided to take a quick break from drag. With all the money she received for simply being on the show, and sky rocketing the ratings, Ornacia decided to take a mini vacation to a place that she always wanted to go… The Great Pyramids! However, when she got there, she was shocked at what she saw!

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Within the course of her being on the show, to the time she got to the Pyramids, she discovered an edition of SIX Ornacia heads, one for each pyramid, in honor of Ornacia! Humbled, but at the same time, puzzled, Ornacia decided to google search a bunch of other famous world landmarks to see just how far her fame had spread.

The Eiffel Tower? Ornacia’d!

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The Leaning Tower of Pisa? Also Ornacia’d!

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Big Ben? You best believe that shit was Ornacia’d too!

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Ornacia was utterly flabbergasted at how much her name was spread across a show with such a small audience, and even more shocked at how she got so popular, her image was plastered around the globe. While Ru has not changed her mind about her decision, Ornacia is fine with that!

Since her fame, Ornacia has kept herself hidden for the most part. It is rare that she makes a public appearance, but when she does, you better believe that it is the event of the SEASON! She thanks Vivacious, her drag MOTHAH, along with many of the other NYC queens that have helped her spread her wings and fly like the majestic creature everyone knew she was! The world will forever remember the legacy that is Ornacia!

And that’s today’s herstory lesson class! Tomorrow we will talk about Lil’ Pound Cake, and how her experience in rehab has changed her perception toward drag and toward life.

Runway: http://i.imgur.com/UmtmHg9.png

I went for a classic Victorian princess look! And I’ll let you all know that I didn’t use any saturation for this look at all!

Hi my little hunties todays herstory lesson is about the term FISH
And no I ain’t talkin about trout http://i.imgur.com/aKFZ8IV.png
We lookin’ for more of that #FreshTilapia

Fish is all about giving woman at the supermarket REALNESS MAWMUH http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2014/04/stacy-layne-matthews-2.gif
Is that somebody’s momma????

You want to be UNCLOCKABLE to the children so that means you don’t wanna get caught on untucked, if yah know what I mean http://i.imgur.com/q8NgIpW.png (Alaska Thunderf*ck scream track)

You want to turn that penis into a verginer gorl *Picture of Carmen Carrera censored for PG-13 purposes*

So remember all you youngsters if you want to do fish grab ur best Jessica Simpson wig and put some lip gloss on and you are ready to go!!!!!!!!!! http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1711892/thumbs/o-COURTNEY-ACT-facebook.jpg

For my runway she is serving you some Grecian Goddess couture
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She is the Goddess of white girls, but Roar on itunes!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, students, where the hell are my goddamn apples?

Yeah i know foreign teachers might be a little awkward but at least you have the caliente factor.
(abby as teacher tbh: http://www.cwtv.com/thecw/gen-gallery-antm-models/4/images/c/0001/cw-antm-dionne-container_004429-88a0f8-500x636.jpg )

So as awkward as it can be, this teacher will be freaking quiet. I'll just right on the board instead, everytime i want to say something.

Estudantes, abran los libros y vamos comenzar!
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We've just seen how wigs were created and used on the first centuries and for its reason..... but

There's other uses in history. Like this performance of M.I.A. trying to be Alice Glass on some kind of ritual/award (we can't really say the difference)  (I dont really think this is history since it happened on fucking 2010 and i found out about it like now, but still)

Or this other uses by the lovely...
YAS GAGA TWIRL NOW TWIRL (at some looks it just looks like she stole Thalia's Marimar wig but thats ok mopping is fine when it comes to wigs)

Or simply... Britney:
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With that i have to make it official we can't live (or is it leave? my dictionary doesn't have that word!!) without wigs.... Good night and thank you all!

And for my runway, i went for an Aphrodite look, totally greek goddess, G.U.Y. realness
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