Wangifold (SENT IT BEFORE LINK WAS REPLACED)
Coming to you live from Lebanon, it's your future sole Survivor, Wangy!
*crowd cheers*
Wazzup bitches! Woooo! Playing the wonderful game of Survivor once more, and I am feeling ALIVE! As soon as we hit the beach, I was so happy to find that my tribe was aptly named Baaaaaaaaalbeck, because there is a herd of beautiful sheep for me to shepherd right off the bat. The
#Sheepsquad consists of the wonderfully stupid Mickle, the slightly incompetent Witz, and the woefully annoying bugs (like seriously bugs the shit out of me). None of the
#Sheepsquad will be able to pull ANYTHING over on me, simply because they're too weak of social players to organize jack shit.
But of course, minus the
#Sheepsquad and I, there are five other hombres in this sausagefest that cannot be taken lightly (like wtf @ the AS cast)! I think I might try and throw together a host buds alliance, because then it pulls in link (at this point a wildcard) and Survivor233 (who I'm fairly certain will work with me anyways). As hosts, we all understand the game fairly well (except link when making casting choices) so I'm confident that Lee and Jacob would be two competent allies that I could bounce strategy off of.
This of course leaves John, Mike and Brady. I'm confident I can swing John and Mike, because I've worked with both of them before and both of them love my series so I'll definitely play that card. I'll add those two as another trio alliance (you gotta have plans A, B AND C) and that'll be that.
Brady will be the outcast of the tribe, and I'm sorry boo but my mindset is always "better the devil you know than the devil you don't know". I don't know you at all, never seen you play in any games, so you are a grade A wildcard to me, and if I have my way you'll be the first one gone. I can deal with people I can't trust, but not people I can't predict.
So a little summary of the Wangy Master Plan:
#SheepSquad
-Wangy (Shepherd)
-Bugs
-Mickle
-Witz
#HostswiththeMost
-Wangy (obvi host with the most)
-Lee
-Jacob
#WangysSeriesFanboys
-Wangy
-John
-Mike
#FirstbootStatus
-Brady
Alright so I hope you enjoyed the laying of the master plan, I'll send another confessional after I start talking to people.