01) T-Pain - It gets old? Yes, you really do! But this still bops Idgaf, smooth but boppy and like kind of ahead of its time in a way yassssssss
02) Charli XCX - I don’t love Charli deathslotted but with this send I get it tbh. Like of all of the glorious album we were given, BEG FOR YOU???????? Girlie…bop tho
03) Divine - You already know this is for me, just nice nice music :) Like horribly produced but who cares the vibe is nice and the harmonies are well done!
04) Avril Lavigne - This is being upvoted on nostalgia alone, obviously, but this ballad is really nice from her I can’t lie! Like a smaller budget and this would’ve flopped but it didn’t and it doesn’t, the memories of singing this with the echo with friends is just *chefs kiss*
05) Janelle Monáe - Queen bitch pussy pop Princess etcetera etcetera. Imagine not liking this, much less living for this. Just so sensual, fun, retro, current, etc. I live for her
06) Kelly Clarkson - I’m meh on Christmas music in the first place but Kelly clarkson really is just the vocal bible isn’t she? Upvote for her but besides that meh.
07) Mel and Kim - Kinda meh 80s. Like if you live for it I get it but I’m not gagging. Oh. Oh wow that instrumental break. Wow the club penguin original track just leapt off the screen now didn’t it?
08) Vanessa Hudgens - Oh this queen. Loves her so much. She sounds…interesting here! But this is kinda growing? Like omg period? Wait the production is so good. Wait she’s singing better too YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS THAT NOTE!!!!! Oh she’s so into being the vocal bible rn so she’s giving me life!!!!! Bawppppppppp???????
09) Daya - Omfg I’ve been transported for the second time this fucking BETA experience since we’ve started to being a juicer and being forced to listen to this song what felt like 80 times a day at my juice store and feeling the need to use the toppings knife for the açaí bowls to slit my wrists. And with all that being said, this is the first time I’ve ever been able to actually understand that at the end of the chorus she’s singing “sit still look pretty” LMAOOOOOOOOO?????? Fucj this song
10) Toad - Oh yes. Of course. What else could possibly close? Nothing beats toad singing “chandelier” but this comes close if only bc of the drama of this song and the fact that its so unserious about it all. Serveeeee