01) BoA - Oh I loveeeeee this queen, this is already so iconic with the intro omg. THE KEY CHANGE ONE CHORUS IN WOW oh this song is a JOURNEY this song is really iconic and I am moving but it is also just slightly trainwreck-like but whatever I was still moving :)
02) The Killers - Well his voice is…his voice. This could be worse I suppose but also wow I hate his voice. But the song itself is kinda cool, close to my brand of indie pop rock so I rock out to this enough!
03) Ruth B. - I wasn’t sure I’d heard this before then the chorus kicked in. It’s pretty! I think it plays at my Starbucks all the time…that’s honestly mostly not a compliment lmao. It’s sweet enough I suppose. Idk I’m bored of this song by the second verse tbh.
04) Mousse T. - LMAOOOOOOOOO YASSSSSSSSSS IM LIVING THIS IS TERRIBLE BUT FANTASTIC I LOVEEEEEE IT. Oh this is so bubbly and fun and everything and SUCH a serve yassssssssssss this won’t win cuz some people won’t get it but I lovedddd this!!!!
05) Girls' Generation - ICONIC how has this NEVER been sent before? Idiots all of us, this is such a good pop song and an iconic example of kpop :) Oh this is soooooooo good I’m glad to see it here I hope it does well :))) I’m MOVING!!!!
06) Lady Gaga - Duhhhhhhhh boppppp this is very very 2009 but I mean she did kinda set the tone for 2009 so that makes sense. This doesn’t like take my breath away or anything, I mean it shouldn’t, we’ve all heard this song a few times at least, but this is still a banger!!!
07) Brandy - I mean Brandy makes good music so this isn’t a shocker tbh. It’s good! I love her voice duh and this style is up my alley but this does feel a little like a 2000s interpretation of a classic 90s sound. I like that twist enough but it pales in comparison to the real thing, you know? I mean, bop, but could’ve been better.
08) Paula DeAnda - Oh this feels very Jin BETA entry, it’s cute with a very distinct 2010 quality, I like it!! It’s not my favorite thing ever, but I like it!! It was fun enough :) But if this seriously contends for a win…hmm…choices.
09) Katy Perry - Oh the electros are electro-ing I see!!! This is kinda electro disco fierceness I loveee this, I usually am very meh on all of her stuff, but this is very good!!!! OHH this has me MOVINGGGG oh YASSSSS oh I see why this was called the big brained send tbh, this is a BOPPPPP why doesn’t she play stuff like this at her Vegas show???? Stuff to actually get people on their FEET!!! BAWPPPP
10) Christina Aguilera - Lmaoooooo Christina is such unintentional camp to me with openings like this, I always giggle tee hee. But this is a good song imo, her voice really is great, this is kinda fierce tbh. Not close to her best, but it’s still kind of a stank face bangerrrrrrr she just sounds good with the intensity of her voice with the guitars tbh. Boppp!!!!
11) Meg Myers -
I hope this is Christian_ “a 0 is better than a 1 or 2” icon. I mean the song itself is like fine cuz it’s ya know a COVER of an iconic song but her voice really is trash garbage keep her away from society bad now isn’t it?
12) The Veronicas - Ummmmmm it’s like good. You know. It’s cute and all. Have we not exercised enough from this group? It’s not QUITE booger but also who cares you know? Sorry oops, it does get better as it goes along though.