wow i decided to do the toot or boot thing because i’m unoriginal and stuff, but instead of using toot or boot, i’ve decided to use turkey or tofurky! i have no idea what tofurky tastes like so it could actually be good but i have a turkey loving brand to stick to so yeah!
01) Dolly Style - turkey! - this song is actually really cute. omg. their costumes look kind of cheap but that actually makes me like the song more? dolly style may not have style but their song was definitely high fashion.
02) Mary Byrne - tofurky with a small side of turkey? - i can appreciate her vocals, i really like them. but this song just isn’t it for me? it’s just kind of blah? but like a good blah?
03) Sugababes - turkey!! - this actually a bop! it’s not as poppy as i thought it would be, but i think i’m glad it’s not! maybe i should listen to more sugababes songs.
04) Toy-Box - 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘆 - a bop. it’s dumb and annoying but super iconic. i can't help but love this. i am jane and i love to ride an elephant.
05) P!nk - turkey!! - a BOP. the part of the music where she’s in an auto shop or something, reminds me of the part in 10 things i hate about you (the tv series) where the main character (i think her name is, like, kat or something) accidentally spills oil on 𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓴'𝓼 shirt and then he takes his shirt off. such a good episode.
06) Anastacia - tofurky. - i’m not a big fan of this. like, it’s kind of cute but also eh? maybe she has better songs? i only know paid my dues because of beta that outsold this.
07) Fragma - turkey-ish - this is kind of a hot mess of a song but i also like it! the audio quality is interesting which kind of drags the song down.
08) Franz Ferdinand - an advertisement for tofurky - the music is actually so good. i really love the 20s (50s? 40s? 30s? girl idk) aesthetic! the song however…...yeah. it’s not that great.
09) Nancy Sinatra - turkey that’s kind of dry - very iconic. nancy queen of boots, walking, and walking in boots. but i don’t think this song was worth the penalty.
10) Miley Cyrus - 𝗮 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘆 (𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱) - BOP!! i don’t know a better song.
11) Dinah Shore - tofurky - her vocals are actually cute but this song is kind of boring. it’s definitely not worth the penalty. but the andchill crashing during her song is very iconic. queen.
12) Kelis - turkey? maybe? - this is cute? but i think kelis has better. so yeah.
13) (G)I-DLE - ….tofurky. - there are parts of this song that are good! and then there’s parts that are awful. unfortunately, the awful parts kind of outweigh the good parts.
14) Dua Lipa - turkey - i always underestimate how good dua’s songs are. but levitating was right there!!! why submit this??? it’s still a bop though.
15) Hanson - turkey - this is actually really cute! it reminds me of the bop that’s soda pop by britney spears!
16) Kelly Clarkson - turkey? maybe? - look at my comment for kelis, i guess.
17) The Cheeky Girls - turkey - this is just LMFAO. very iconic. i actually like it!
18) Kat DeLuna - turkey! - kat deluna queen. run the show is so good. the spanish version outsold the english version a little though.
19) Bran Van 3000 - turkey but from a deli - this is actually kind of good? the music could be better though. the guy was hot so there’s that. anyways, what happened to bran van 1-2999?
20) Clean Bandit - tofurky. - first of all, baby ft. MARINA was right there!!!!!! that is an auto 12 for me!!! anyways, this is just eh.
21) Vengaboys - turkey! - this is kind of messy but also very iconic! i really like this! and i want to be on the vengabus!