01. stefflon don & ms banks - been waiting for this to show up in TSC eventually and yeah! i like this! i like the dancehall influences and as a whole the instrumental just pops off. reminds me a lot of blaya's hymn "eu avisei" but not AS impactful. still a whoppa though. it's for the gheurls!
02. the chainsmokers - you know, on a related note i've actually grown out of my edgy phase to accept that 'side effects' and 'paris' are genuinely good songs. so i came into this with an open mind and... :// it just feels like the standard, tired chainsmokers sound i've come to expect from them (bad). feels weird to say this about a chainsmokers song but i'm disappointed :| not for me.
03. yebba - i've seen this (wo)man everywhere so i came in with HIGH expectations. they were not met but this is awwwwright. i do respect it and like how it's going for 'subtle bond theme' realness, but that doesn't mean i'm LIVING. i do think this could grow on me so we'll see though. as is, it's okay for now but i wish it did more.
04. RUANN - EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR. HE. LLO. THIS. IS. RUANN. I KNOW. IT'S... RUANN. THAT GIRL? IS. RUANN. kind of the peak of pop music when you think about it. there's something very cool and bombastic about this that i've always liked. the only part i don't really care for is -- duh -- the rap breakdown, but everything else about this CLICKS. good song!
05. raissa - i've checked out a few of her songs and have been mostly unimpressed, so of course the TSC entry is the one that actually clicks with me! i enjoy this quite a bit! it's on the verge of discover weekly poopoo peepee jae stephens doodoo but there's something really sexy and effortless about this. the second half ended up growing on me as well! sort of standard, but it's executed well enough for me to enjoy.
06. I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - i feel like i should know this? it definetly sounds a LOT like a song that i can't pinpoint. i'm sure the more heterosexual tsc players who are in the know will remind me. this is not my thing on paper, but it's a decent song. maybe on a lesser week it'd scrape points, we'll see.
07. mahalia - I KNEW THIS SOUNDED FAMILIAR YEAH. i mean this definetly pales in comparison to the song it's sampling, but it's decent enough! i really liked 'jealous' and while this is not near that level, i still do liiike this, but i'm not living. the window wiping sound effects were funny though. overall, awright.
08. PURPLE KISS - i waaaaas thinking of gamebotting and sending this this week until i realised i didn't like it as much as i wanted to. but it's still good! the chorus (or i guess choruses?? this thing has like one chorus and a half LMAO) is legitimately really catchy and i like the funky instrumental. i don't LOVE it but it's certainly a well executed and qwuirwky take on this sound. queens i think
09. beabadoobee - i was ready to YELL at the sender for picking this over 'cologne' and 'last day on earth', BUT then i was reminded that this sounds exactly like 'iris' by the goo goo dolls so naturally i have to love this. i remembered this being a lot worse but i'm pleasantly surprised! very buffy soundtrack and that's not a bad thing at all. bop!
10. jose de rico & henry mendez - WINNERS WINNERS WINNERS okay... hear me out. this is like the greatest song i've ever heard i'm not joking i don't care this is the WINNERRRRRR. as someone who grew up with 2010s kuduro music, this sound is just is REALLY hitting my nostalgia. i don't care if it's objectively horrid i am getting my LIFEEEEEEEE. BOP BOP BOP *DETONATES YASSSSS GRENADE* thank you SO much for this. that chorus is EUPHORIC i swear you have to be in like a heightened state of mind to truly grasp what this song is going for UGH. BOP
11. AMARA ctk100 - a bit CHEAP send, but who cares when it's this whoppa. not the best song italian's ESCT nf had to offer but it's DEFINETLY second best <3 that lead up to the final chorus and the final chorus itself UGHGHGH *detonates YASSS grenade for the second time in a row*. it's for the GHEURLS.
12. kacey musgraves - that music video was VERGING on gregory dillon annoyance SHUT THE FUCK UP. anyways, the song! is really nice! i kinda hate country music but i definetly see why kacey clicks with the fa- i mean queens. LOVE the synths at the post chorus but unfortunately i'm not as impressed as i want to be with this. respect it more than i like it, i think. could grow tho!
13. IU - it's been 84 years. but hi bop! this is probably the best thing she's ever done? i'm not well versed on IU's entire discography but out of all the big singles i've heard, this is the one i've been most impressed with by FAR. just so pretty and catchy, and the city pop hints in the instrumental really make this such a dreamy and ethereal tune. bopppp!!!!!!!!
14. AUDREY NUNA - i listened to her EP a few months back and wasn't sure on which song to choose from so i just added the singles to my TSC list LOL. this is rly good though and probably the best song on the entire project i think. the production is excellent and saba really elevates this. i'm YASSSSSSing all of a sudden. i did live i did! another boppppp!!!!!! is saba available on sunday night i wonder..
15. sasha keable, jorja smith - i'm... whelmed. i mean i DO see the appeal don't get me wrong, these women can SING. a lot like yebba, i just feel like this is too subtle for a dumb gay man like me to get into. definetly a pleasant listen but not a song i think i'll be returning to. other girls will live though i'm sure! i did like the very slight hints of bossanova to the instrumental.
16. hashiyasume atsuko - talk about throwing EVERYTHING at the wall. this was so funny and kind of the best song i've ever heard. i have NO idea where this will place in my rankings of the week but honestly i thoroughly enjoyed this. ironically and unironically i think. an art piece for sure.
17. riley clemmons - hm. i think i enjoyed this a lot more in my first listen but honestly it's not bad for a white demon like riley clemmons. did she take me to church? not really but she exceeded my very low expectations. it's definetly okay though, don't really dislike it or love it. it's just very inoffensive.
18. domanique grant - HASHTAG INSTAGRAM QUEEN. this is so fucking bad LMFAOOOO but ironically i am so here for this i just think she has the serve. coco jones walked so domanique grant could be crowned the
#InstagramQueen. not competing for my points anytime soon but in a way it should this is so intelligent............... EDIT EDIT ME..... THEY WANT TO PHOTOSHOP ME.... it's giving samantha jade but intelligent. giving
#PegThePatriarchy. in a way i have to point this.
#TORN.
19. š²š°š¹šØ - oh shut the fuck up shut the fuck UPPPPPP i LOVE this i LOVE this you're joking. i hadn't heard this prior to the contest but if i had i would've sent it so fast. this reminds me a lot of the songs on aly & aj's latest album and that is the HIGHEST COMPLIMENT AOTY AOTY actually second alternate for AOTY but that's ok we still love them. i mean this is very clearly excellent i'm in LOVE i'm ASCENDING. thank you for this.
20. tessa violet & lovelytheband - this really does fall apart without the INCREDIBLE (!!!!) music video huh. anyways this is HELL but let me watching the video again nyurhurhur
21. wolf alice - heard of them but hadn't heard THEM, not sure why it took them so long to be sent. this is definetly good though! giving 'drivers license' for the pitchfork beatles girls (i mean that as a compliment. mostly). the payoff at the second half is GREAT i did move. i was taken places i was. good song!
22. three days grace - uhh..? retirement act week was LAST week. this is very MOTR. uninspired basic pop rock made for a hillbilly need for speed game or something. i did not move but maybe the tiny riot girls will get a kick out of pretending this is good. and good for them!
23. purple disco machine - DIE DIE DIE i wanted to send 'fireworks' and now i have to wait until NEXT YEAR???? whatever. this is decent actually, and miles ahead of 'hypnotized' which is probably the worst song of all time. the production is... a little anemic for me? but the chorus is genuinely really catchy which saves it from stinky synthy pussy syndrome for me. kinda getting better with every listen actually. hesitantly gonna say bop on this one
24. ylva - this definetly happened i can tell you that much
25. twinnie - conservative kacey musgraves. it's giving very much STINK STUNK stinky + maga hat. i don't think i've ever cared about a song from hers so i'm just really ehh on this.
26. bantug - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sort of alexeh23, totally all over the place haha. Very interesting tho!
27. soyou, junggigo - the music video made me smile. this doesn't hold up that well in a spotify relisten but i'm surprised that i don't actually hate this. i don't care for it but it's kind of adorable.
28. daria zawiaÅow - you will never be 'ring ring' by rocket punch. who else was asleep i was i definetly was. her WORLD SONG CONTEST (!!!!) entry was a lot better, this just feels tired and stinky and i am TIRED. it's giving colonia in her death bed. let me tell you i did not move. still as a skeleton.
29. SKYLE - i was warned that this was an everglow rip-off but DAMN i didn't expect it to be that much of a rip-off? the girls could take legal action LMAO this is like very blatantly a rip-off of 'adios'. i know the youtube song contest girls but, as someone with sound ears, i am not one of them. pretty bad but i was sort of getting my life in an ironic way so there's that! divas on a budget.