1) Kerli - Is it as good as Diamond Hard? Obviously not. It’s still a great song however and I do like it. I’m just seeing a LOT of names here and I don’t know it is going to stack up…. Hopefully she qualifies to ESC this year.
2) Kallay Saunders Band - I’m pretty sure I wasn’t around when this was entered, so here’s what I’m thinking: I’m not interested. I don’t really mind anything that much but it’s just not good enough.
3) Alma - This isn’t Alma who’s about to go to ESC…. disappointed. This is alright, her voice isn’t so bad, I don’t find anything else to say right now, maybe I’m still rusty since it’s been so long ;)
4) Kimbra - Pretty sure I tore this one to shreds the first time because that’s what I want to do right now. Not a fan, keep it away from me thanks :)
5) 4Minute - Has been a favorite KPop song of mine for a while now, it feels like cheating to even put this in my points but it is a song I enjoy thoroughly so I mean… 4Minute really doesn’t disappoint do they.
6) Allie X - I liked Allie’s song “Catch” I think it was called, but this I’m not totally sure. It’s pleasant sure but it’s lacking something to hook me. Once again, pleasant but not ground-breaking.
7) Hedley - My 66th favorite song of all-time. Don’t have much else to say about it. Hedley doesn’t always make good music but when they do, they make it great.
8) Kero Keo-Bonito - Wot in the name of fok. If we were doing jokes, I would have sent Denis Denis and made sure you got a fat 0 because this isn’t how you do great joke entries. Please reset and step down!
9) The Girl and the Dreamcatcher - Pretty sure this shit won a contest against a much better song in 2nd place so I’m mad to begin with. That said, this is pleasant and found a way to hook me. This one might throw a curveball in my points.
10) Gallant - Congratulations, you have earned my first “no” of 2017! Cheers to many more!
11) Ivy Quainoo - It’s nice. That’s all I have to say about this one.
12) Fuel Fandango - Fuel Fandango have been entered quite a few times and everytime I found myself enjoying their music. This is pretty good, I think that it would benefit from being in english though (I know I sound like Johnny but i’m not like that usually, I swear)
13) Nina Nesbitt - Easy Qualifier. Great song. Really nothing to say against this, it’s great and everyone knows it. How did this not win HONESTLY. Also, shoutout to the gays in the video, me likey.
14) Flume - Everyone fucking loved this song and I still don’t get it. It annoys me, it’s not fun, it’s not interesting. To me, it’s just noise without a purpose. Bye.
15) Alex Newell - Remember when it seemed like he would be the next TSC staple, then I left and idk if it did happen but whatever, his first song was nice. There are better winners out there though *hint hint*
16) Loreen - Loreen has never got me before and it’s not changing today. This is too slow and the sounds in the video distract me a lot… This isn’t fun.
17) Margaret - Oh right, this is what beat Nina Nesbitt, I forgot for a hot second lmfao. Yeah, probably deserved. They’re both great, really, question is: which one do I enjoy more? To be honest, I don’t even know myself.
18) Vesala - I’m guessing this was the only choice you had to submit in this semi? Sucks for you.
19) April - This is pleasant. This was a nice surprise, maybe another wildcard in this one. We shall see...
20) IU - Unfortunately for you, I’m not a Kpop stan anymore and any garbage thrown at me manages to sneak into my points. Between Bop and Trash, we’re at the stage of nuisance.
21) Rochelle - “All Night Long received 173 points and ended up in position number 2” Takes Patrick to make this happen lmfao. Still one of the biggest robbage of 2016 and honestly this needs to be fixed. If I could re-do my Top 75 songs list, it would probably sneak in. I love this song, I really do.
22) Sharon Doorsen - I have loved this song from the very first time it was entered, played on repeat