not the judges saying be careful what you say in the dark to her beat

HOLE


✧ MAYA
This was super cute! One of the few submissions that actually got a couple of laughs from me, I actually think you did better than all 3 of the top girls this week, so congratulations! Really solid presentation, great flow, and loved the attention to detail here in the visuals and small gags. I’m not sold on the runway -- it’s not bad but you’re definitely serving pinhead tonight.

✧ TAYLOR
Yet again, I enjoyed your comedy – we seem to be on the same page there. Your runway is gorgeous. It’s not super inventive and I think you could’ve taken it to a more extreme level. I am impressed with how HD this is though? It’s like you walked down the runway in 4K and everyone else walked down in 720p.

✧ ANDREW
I’d say this challenge worked contrary to EATADIC’s in the way that both of yours seemed a little long, but yours kept me laughing the whole time. Your sense of humor always keeps me on my toes, I never know what to expect and I always end up laughing. I also love how you served cunt twice in the challenge itself, so that’s like extra credit to me. I have two critiques on your runway. This may just be my misunderstanding, but I don’t like that there seems to just be one shoulder strap to the garment, and if it’s intentional I don’t care for it. Also the difference in length of where the gloves start looks off to me, unless you were inspired by this girl I went to middle school with who had an underdeveloped leg and had all her shoes custom to have one platform so she walked normally, in which case go off!

✧ BECCA
I really am living for this look... its giving me very "alt jessica rabbit" and I like that. Well constructed, high quality fabric, makeup stunning, its TOOT from me.
As for your challenge I thought it was hilarious, actually chuckling very much at your "symptoms" section in particular, and obviously I thank you for bringing attention to how diseased the homosexuals are, I've been trying for years.

Also I clearly don't know how this competition works because I see you here on this document as "BTM 3" and that just don't make no sense to me. Ur a star baby

A TRAVESTY

poor hole

I DONT FEEL BAD FOR HER

that could've been me in hole's place

IT SHOULDA BEEN

bitch fuck you im already ON THE EDGE.

MARIENNE DUPOINT DE PAGEANT HAUSE BOOT


✧ MAYA
While I wouldn’t say you bombed, you might have flatlined for me this week. I just wasn’t laughing! With a hot topic like #Bonico, a lot of the jokes you might have been able to make have pretty much already been said, and probably better, by other users on this site. Besides that, it was pretty short and the visual gags weren’t enough to make up for the short word count. As for your runway, again it’s something we’ve seen before … Osama Bin Layla wore this last week for her lip sync (and, in my opinion, wore it better than you) in addition to two other looks.

✧ TAYLOR
I didn’t really like any aspect of your submissions this week, so it’s a shame you’re getting a HIGH out of this. The Cock Destroyers have been done to death and you didn’t even take it to the level that they’re at so it’s even less interesting.

✧ ANDREW
With one of your first jokes being a literal copy of Jenna’s Rachel Reilly scientist.gif (who turned in her homework before you!) you were already off to a poor start for me. I just didn’t laugh at any of it, sorry queen. Regarding your hair on the runway, I don’t like how flat the chop is but maybe that’s just my taste. The way your chin looks suggests that it’s either replaced your neck, or that it hangs all the way in front of your neck, either way it doesn’t make sense visually for me. Also the lower lip being blurry just reads as a lazy perspective adjustment. I’d also like for you to blend your highlights and contour more, I’m seeing too many straight lines. This is gonna be a shady compliment but I like your runway when I shift my eyes’ focus and she gets blurry!

✧ BECCA
This look is OK. I can see the body mod aspect of it but I think you could've pushed it a little bit further, It reads kind of more BDSM dominatrix for me. So not BAD, but just kind of missed the mark for me.

Your challenge submission I actually really liked, there were a couple of obscure images/references included but as someone interested in the activities of Ali[REDACTED] I did actually get them LOL I guess the one critique I have is that the #BONICO #CHEWAKA plot has been a little overused on tengaged as of late, so it didn't feel as FRESH as it could have been.

that would never be me in hole's places.

✧ TAYLOR
I didn’t really like any aspect of your submissions this week

Osama Bin Layla wore this last week for her lip sync (and, in my opinion, wore it better than you)

-oop