Congratulations. You are now playing The Game, if you weren't already.
The Game is very simple.
- You are always playing The Game.
- You can never win The Game. You can only lose.
- You lose whenever you remember The Game.
- Whenever you remember The Game, you must announce out loud "I lose" in some way.
- After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember The Game without losing.
- As soon as you mention The Game to anybody, they begin playing as well.
- The goal of The Game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
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You just lost The Game.
Congratulations. You are now playing The Game, if you weren't already.