1. United States (America is a landmass)
2. Djibouti
3. Kyrgyzstan
4. Canadia
5. Angola
6. Lesotho
7. Tonga
8-195. #whogivesafuck
196. NORTH MOTHERFUCKING KOREA
No, America used to be a country, but then the landmass stole our name, so we basically went, "Fuck you, you plagiarizing twat," and renamed ourselves the United States.
1. They stole Cote d'Ivoire's idea of requesting to be referred to in their own language.
2. Timor-Leste doesn't even sound cool.
3. They are the only country to not let their people emigrate to Murrica.
4. They're just a glorified jury goat for Indonesia (Indonesia