females really think us men won't fight them. you feminists are stupid. you want equality, yet i cant even hit you? have you forgotten that a man allowed you females to vote? i remember when my ex girlfriend hit me and i grabbed her by her wrist, snapped it, and threw her to the other side of the room. she was then like "im not having this bullshit! im leaving" so i grabbed her hand once again, and slammed her earlobe onto the fucking floor. now, men! im mostly gonna get on y'all today. if you recall, chris brown beat the shit out of Rihanna. yes...it was wrong. but chris brown is a very talented young man. he just happened to be in a situation where he had to smack a bitch. but he fucked up there...wanna know why? you're supposed to know which females to hit. Rihanna aint much of a fighter. see how she got her ass whooped? she wasnt about that life. Chris brown knows now tho....he knows! he gotta go for the tomboys! but tomboys on the other hand...thats another paragraph for me to speak on
TOMBOYS! these girls dress as boys, but still have the body parts of a girl. no, you idiot. they aren't transgender and they didnt switch their body parts. that's just how their mental state is. i can't judge them. hell! i can't even hate them. i love that they're tomboys. tomboys won't take 30 fucking minutes to go to the supermarket. all you dumb girls in reality taking 1 hour to go to the supermarket. really? REALLY? are you dead ass? woow....and you know what else i love? i can talk to tomboys about video games and stuff that are more geared towards boys. unlike females who love to talk about makeup, what girls they have beef with, if their instagram photo looks good enough with those filters she currently has. no one fucking cares you dumb bitch. i just wanna have sex!
you know what else is great about going out with a tomboy? you can actually FIGHT one. that's right. she won't press charges or do no pussy shit like calling the cops. i can punch one and she will deck me in my fuckin' jaw. do you know how sexy that is? i'm so hard right now, you have no idea. and i don't mean wrestling with your gf or some corny shit like that. i mean, a brawl. an actual brawl! rocky balboa vs ivan drago type shit...u know what i mean? we're gonna throw blows. actual blows that could prove to be detrimental to our health.
and she wont call the cops!!!!!!! she will just take the loss and move on. now, most of you are gonna think that im an abuser. yes, i am an abuser in certain situations. but heres a question for y'all:
WOULD YOU WANT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU THEIR PUSHOVER...OR WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO RESPECT AND FEAR YOU.
PICK ONE. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY.
have you picked one yet?
.....
nope?
alright. if you've gotten this far, i commend you, my good sir. now, im about to delve deeper into this topic. im about to branch out, and i aint talking trees...
HUMANS WANT THE UNATTAINABLE. it's the truth. ever since i was a kid, i've always wanted to have superpowers, i wanted to fly like superman, shoot webs like spiderman, etc...i always wanted the sexiest girl instead of settling for an average looking girl. i always wanted to do drugs, i always wanted to shoot a gun, i always wanted to do everything that i couldn't get at the moment. wanna know why? BECAUSE I NEED TO QUENCH MY THIRST.
where am i going with this? well, if you haven't noticed, you're probably a bitch that no female respects. am i right or am i right? you most likely get treated and punked out by your girl. your girl is probably dominant, while you're submissive. you make me fucking sick.
but...you can change all of this, luckily :) you have to become an asshole. once again, humans want the unattainable. females want someone that can put them in their place. and im telling you...this is what they want. i've met future harvard students that want a bad boy. wanna know why? cuz they can easily find a good boy. they're fucking future HARVARD STUDENTS. wanna know how to be a bad boy? ill tell ya.
1. lose your emotions and stop being a bitch
2. always lead the girl on. make her think other girls want you
3. NEVER EVER TELL THE GIRL YOU'RE FALLING FOR THE GIRL. THIS IS A GAME OF CHESS. MAKE YOUR MOVES WISELY
4. analyze the female before you go up to her. you can tell a nerd bitch from a average bitch from a hood bitch. haven't you read any books? im sure you're able to easily analyze characters from books. now, try to translate those skills into your real life.
5. be real with yourself. is this the life you really want?
look, im not gonna say you should be an asshole. never let the world make you hard. remain soft. but if you came into this world as an asshole, im guessing you should remain the same. i mean, at the end of the day, we're all gonna die. how do u wanna die? do u wanna die benefiting society or benefiting urself?
but always remember, females are demons. they could poke holes in ur condoms, lie about you, cheat on you, deceive you, make rumors up about you, drug you, hit you in the face. and this is all because society allows it. they look at us males as alpha males. but have you seen the suicide rate? the suicide rate for men is higher than females. HAHA. shut up bitch.
im not gonna lie, im a bit sensitive. when someone comments on how i look, i usually cry.
lol jk dumbass. u think im a soft ass bitch? anyone who tries to bully me usually gets rocked in the jaw, followed up by a german suplex. come to Bronx, so i can just do what i told you. i will dead ass put my penis on your mothers head, i will lift you up by ur fucking ankles and drop u onto the floor. i will break ur fucking arm, u punk ass.
yo. i got off topic. to end this...
IF A FEMALE EVER APPROACHES YOU AND TRIES TO HIT YOU, HIT HER BACK. DEAD ASS. DONT BE A PUSSY SON
I USED TO FIGHT WITH MY SISTER. AND SHE WAS A BIG FEMALE. I WAS AFRAID THAT MY LIFE COULDA BEEN TAKEN. BUT I CAME OUT STRONGER. AM I A COWARD? MAYBE IN SOCIETYS EYES. BUT I DONT COME HERE TO PLEASE SOCIETY. YOU PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THIS WELL ENOUGH. THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE GAY. YOU AREN'T LOOKED AT IN THE SAME LIGHT AS OTHER PEOPLE. DO WHAT I TOLD YOU. HIT A BITCH AND DROP HER ON HER FUCKING NECK
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ROFL, where are you getting these? You cannot be typing these all the way out :D
