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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

A Year In The Life Of A Rent Boy

Nov 29, 2009 by surstromming
It's my one year anniversary!

On a chilly Sunday night in November 2008, my friend Dru linked me to this website and said "look, online Big Brother!" and tbh I wasn't really interested because first of all I don't like Big Brother and it just didn't sound appealing, but I clicked anyway and the whole concept confused me, I didn't really understand what was so special about it, but Dru & I decided to sign up and join our first game anyway. I met people in there who I didn't necessarily like at first (cheeky cheeky ;p) but with some of them I went on to become really good friends with, and technically I guess today marks our 1 year anniversary as "friends" too. I had no intentions of staying for another game after the first, but we just decided to randomly stay on and "troll" one of the best things we did was convince the whole website we were gay and everyone was pissed off at us, good times. After that, I just got a bit addicted, joined a few Stars games, made more friends but it's quite weird that I made it a year, really doesn't seem like a long time.

Well, after like a year things eventually get old, I've come to the point where I expected to be at like a week after I signed up, it's finally not exciting anymore! Good in most ways, but it's not like being on Tengaged affected my life, same as being off Tengaged doesn't make me do anything more productive, but it's a bit schnide imo just fucking it off without even a blog since August and it's a bit schnide just cutting off all contact with all the friends I made in a year's time (no homo) without anything, even if it is just an online game, which is something alot of people forget lately, the social side of Tengaged is nowhere near as good as it was a year ago today, but as a website it's improved and I do love all of the new features! Enough waffling, just thought I'd mention everyone I've considered a good friend since I joined, even if we don't like eachother now/have lost contact.

BengalBoy - Obviously mate you're number one on the list. You probs know more about me than anyone else in the world who isn't immediate family, I'm not gonna say much though cuz I didn't even meet you on 'ere and it extends way beyond this site. Good on ya guys.

Tess11 - Gotta say my favourite person on Tengaged who I actually met on Tengaged, if that makes sense! Such a funny & understanding person and anyone who doesn't know you is missing out! Ik hou van jou, but like Dru I know you more off Tengaged than on it probs, so no corny messages here pal :3

Walters/MrWalters/BennetWorlsly/Suraj_Livestrong etc. - Well I've known you technically since 2004 or summat, but one of the only reasons we became good friends is because of Tengaged. Good times making Emerald leave, exposing Alexis, making Nixx seem like asshole, terrorising Ginny, the god of war etc. and hopefully more to come!

JudgeClunge - You came on Tengaged to judge clunge, and I commend you for that. If I die, promise me that you'll keep judging clunge until you leave.

blogs - You're a habbonizer baby. We don't really interact on Tengaged, and I don't think we've been in a game, MSN is where it's at boyo (y)

Richpaca - He may never read this which is sad, but he was one of my first pals on Tengaged and one of the only ones who didn't initially get wound up while me & Dru were pissing everyone off last December, so I've known him almost a year and we've had some right old pantos! What with Sara Kendall, Sench, froguin and all that bollocks, he's a real stand up guy!

AndyShields - Gwen Stefani gone horribly wrong. I'll always remember you as the not-quite-emo Blondie fan who I used to hate for being a poetry boffin but you redeemed yourself in our late night chats on MSN back in the day and when you became one of the founding fathers of the NEC. We played a fair few games together, and I always have a cheeky giggle at the time me & Dru peer pressured you into taking a "Who's that Pokémon?" pic in your old rugby shorts.

Patrick7893 - Patty boy! It sounds weird when I say I've known you for a year, but I have! When I met you, you were a 22 year old chef, a master-chef runner up and you were living in New York specializing in Italian cuisine. One year on, you've de-aged and you're a 15 year old fat lesbian from Delaware who joins Stars every week. Maybe Tengaged didn't have such a great effect on you, but since like August you've been a loyal friend and you have a good sense of humour, I'll be in touch, but for now go bacj to being a chef.

Emmaleigh - One year! Even though we never speak anymore and we both got new sets of friends, once upon a time we were biffers. Ever since our first game you've been chill and you're still the only person on here who knows where I live, including Dru, unless I have a stalker I'm not aware of. We've never exactly had problems with eachother, we've been on the opposite side in games but it didn't affect anything outside of it, and I'm glad you decided to join a Casting game the day I decided to join and since then we got married, played in like 10 games, and probably both turned into bigamists, but it's all part o' the game. Congratulations on 1st place in the HoF aswell, you deserve it.

phanne - My favourite ever Tengasian and one of the most level headed people on here, and one of the best when it comes to playing games. I remember disliking you at first, influenced by my friends at the time but I met you through Rich's "Psyche Out" game and then ended up in Stars 13 and became friends and since then everything's been tight. Stay asian!

Maggie - Well you started off as a 17 year old Cali girl, that's who I became friends with, and along with Rich we found out the truth :P It came out eventually, but Arsen > Maggie and you're defo one of the coolest, loyalest and most laid back people I've met on here, you don't take it too seriously and you have very few enemies, next summer we'll vacay to Armenia and you can feed me dolma under the moonlight.

xxJaym - Lol.

Kathreya/Kaffreya - I remember I voted you in Stars 3 for using Sinéad's pic and soon after I won that Shot at Hate thing, pretty cool if you ask me, LOL! Locust plagues were fun times and finding out we knew a few of the same people from a dark corner of the web, yeah, it was pretty alright.

Haskova - There's been ups and downs but in the end you've always been loyal in games and good with advice outside, beneath your outspoken attitude and bitchiness you're smart and look out for the people you're friends with alot, and no one can fault that. Girl, ya thigh!

Alisowned - I know you'll read this at some point, and you started off as just another Misfit who used to join games occasionally, then we spoke alot, mainly just about bullshit and when the Misfits ended you were the one I talked to the most after that, I dunno if anything you ever told me was even true, you could never tell with you, but at the time it was fun talking, or should I say fin talking?

chrissyhill01  - Haven't spoken to you for ages, don't really want to and I don't know what to say now either, but at one point you were a good friend, but things change, and they get dealt with. You're a nice enough person and good luck with life.

Genevere - The biggest troll on Tengaged, you just go round pointlessly trolling everyone like a god of war, it gets old after a while, that along with your constant flirting with anyone who will listen, your denial of events, etc. etc. but I liked you at one point, and supported you when you won Stars. Then again, I also used to listen to Gary Glitter's "I'm The Leader Of The Gang" before he was found tickling young Vietnamese girls.

JJJJ - Thought I'd put you in, we were good friends for a while, then I went off you a bit LOL but now I think you're alright again. I remember in Digital Brother when I drew you in a Man Utd shirt, I've lost that pic now but I have a photographic memory. It's hard to talk to you these days, being in Irish Sea Time and all, but I hope all goes well for you!

Cosgrove - Éoghan Géaroid James Cosgrove, you've been like a son to me in these past 12 months. Back when we were picking beans in Guatemala, we used to drink fresh coffee, and you've been sound in general, you're a decent Irishman which is quite rare. Enjoy the World Cup next summer.

dramallama56 - You've been cool since I first met you, and we generally used to work well together in games, save for that time when we got held at gunpoint by a masked Haskova. Good times nontheless.

knixuk - You're a good guy. Everyone's a plonker if they don't realize that.

EcoFriendlyCody - I love you man. I first met you for being eco friendly, because as everyone knows I am too, I always put my brown bottles in the brown bottle bin, but we quickly bloomed into top mates, and pen pals. Can't wait til you stay over in Spring!

kpelletier09 - Damn yous a scentsy bitch. It was good when we used to have mic calls and when you used to randomly troll Ginny with me & Walters, you're funny and down to earth and I wish you all the best!

LillyXoXo - Carlsberg don't do Australian Tengagers, but if they did, you'd probably be the best Australian Tengager in.. well, Australia.

KingMac - WHADDABOSS. Plenty a' people don't like Mac, but he's alright like. Most of his shit is trolling, and he isn't actually a pedo, unlike another member of the website who's so-worshipped. Mac's a top boy.

G2bAndrew - WHAT CAN YA DO WITH A POWERCUT?

Alex1991 - The chink from the Saturdays, who no one ever loved. You're safe, even if you bummed Chima who was shit as fuck, and my favourite Tengaged midlander, including Dru aswell that cheeky asshole. You're the pride of Lincoln.

brianmertz - Brian and his mertz in two thousand and errtz.

BlueStar - Overrated as a hairdresser, but none the less you are a god fearing man. Always have a schnide comment or two up your sleeve, but that's why people like you. Best designer on the site aswell probably, surely? Yeah, surely.

EssexGirl/indiamay  - From the games I played with you you're an interesting person to get to know and you've alot of common sense and advice to give out to people which is especially useful on a website in which gender-confused puffy males are the majority.

Smartguy95 - An aspiring lad until you disappeared off the face of the fuckin Earth. You'll always be a lad in my heart, and the big black angel of the north.

pablito - Little Pablo. You're one of the rubbishest latin heartthrobs I've ever seen mate, probably worse than Enriqué Iglésias, but you're right the funny one, AndyShields and I are in love with your tales of debauchery. You're a right ol' character and extremely intelligent, you're my one eyed snake.

ErikDelko - You always used to constantly pop up in my early games just causing aggro, with you and your violent ways, the Delko family truly are amazong.

Urienation - You were sixth form top boy at one point, until you just basically stopped coming on as much and we never really talked. Yer a decent lad though, and alot smart and witty for your age, your named after that tosser out of Panic At The Disco though, that's gay as fuck.

Chris99x - Have you run away? :P

And there's many other people who obviously I've considered myself "friends with" at some point on Tengaged, but I'd be on for fucking days writing paragraphs and no one is probably still reading this anyway.

>> AlphaBravo, PrincessTeePee, cheznahuf, Lockie, 2cool4school, Conceite, yswimmer96, IrvinIcon, IAmPaxton, Chels05, NoelSarah, Uskyld, TheGreatXL, IcyHot, AlanaDee, Alegeeter, corey1, David, Brenn, jakel0vespickler, BbDamian, mikedistanz, EnragedBeauty, skeeet, karim, Fiona89, Laqueefsha, nataliecorbin, Lexxu, Mankini, sarajuggalette, MarkiePoo, Vindication, metslover7675, Lesbian, rockgoddess, Daniel, FancyTickler69, lemon5029, DavidVegemite, Charming2010, Frozen, AHezze, jenny_c, Zacharyy, peenk, vroomdeux, donkeypoon, KitsuneInferno, Oscirus, Yankee1006, xexplosive, supergoten, jrxoxo8, WillyEx, tennisallstar94, Daisy, Nixx, Innovative, ccpath, Buddyalc, rippyroo, nocaroo, azn_dude89, dinaalin/Halfwit, poked, loosens, MerPear, LuciousLauraxx, Grayson10001, djs87, Mike_Basirat, OliviaSofie, JamesM <<

&& everyone else I ever played with, or if you commented my blog, or if I commented yours, if you evicted me, I evicted you etc. etc. it's all been part of the experience!

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Umm sorry for the long blog I was feeling nostalgic at the time, haha! I think that's it for now, wish me a happy birthday! One year old today.

P.S. If you think you deserved to be mentioned by name on here, either I genuinely forgot (there's alot of names to go through and alot of people met over 52 weeks -_-) or tbh you just weren't as memorable as you thought you were. :P



P.P.S. above is Gary McConn (2cool4school) discussing his horror dvd collection, thought it was a good watch.

Comments

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Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 29, 2009
Surs :D
Sent by David,Nov 29, 2009
;]

Dav u'll always have a that soft spot for the 17 yr old cali gurl ;)
Sent by Maggie,Nov 29, 2009
Love you Dav <3
Sent by Brenn,Nov 29, 2009
lol, plussed :)
Sent by Snake,Nov 29, 2009
=] +10
Sent by skeeet,Nov 29, 2009
Dav, i lov how u still remember Dolma. u GEE.
Sent by Maggie,Nov 29, 2009
I'll be the first to message ya when ye English fuck up another penaly shoot-out. Can't wait
Sent by Cosgrove,Nov 29, 2009
Also, i 100% confirm that my brother is the one in that vid
Sent by Cosgrove,Nov 29, 2009
I was mentioned! I <3 you Dav.
Sent by supergoten,Nov 29, 2009
+5 Dru :)
Sent by MinsiKid,Nov 29, 2009
Dav. <3
Sent by TheGreatXL,Nov 29, 2009
+9 Wow one year!
Sent by RidersDX,Nov 29, 2009
<3
Sent by IcyHot,Nov 29, 2009
aww i was mentioned
Sent by Frozen,Nov 29, 2009
+6 :)
Sent by shatteringwindows,Nov 29, 2009
hola!

+9
Sent by Abrogate,Nov 29, 2009
I'm top of the list of people that don't get a paragraph. That's like being top of the second division or winning a silver medal in the Special Olympics.

Haha.. +9 pal. We'll always have the Belligerent Five. <3 o_O
Sent by AlphaBravo,Nov 29, 2009
Awww happy 1 year.... If this wasn't such a nice blog I'd totally make a schnide comment, I'm glad I asked you randomly to join rookies with me or we might never of spoken. Oh and you mean under rated right? :)
come get your hair sorted out if your ever in manc..  Will miss u on ere <3
Sent by BlueStar,Nov 29, 2009
+10 darren
Sent by Fiona89,Nov 29, 2009
I'll judge til i die pal.
Sent by JudgeClunge,Nov 29, 2009
plusses!
Sent by AlanaDee,Nov 29, 2009
I love this guy
Sent by Patrick7893,Nov 29, 2009
Happy One year :-)
Sent by JesseM,Nov 29, 2009
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Sent by 2cool4school,Nov 29, 2009
Surs, you're stroganoff.
Sent by FancyTickler69,Nov 29, 2009
Give me a mention you nob
Sent by 2cool4school,Nov 29, 2009
+10!
Sent by NoelSarah,Nov 29, 2009
+10
Sent by RiDsTeR,Nov 29, 2009
Happy anniversary...grats!
Sent by bb12orbust,Nov 29, 2009
sexy man
Sent by DavidVegemite,Nov 29, 2009
YOU CAN EAT A DONUT!
Sent by Zacharyy,Nov 29, 2009
found my name <3
ily <333
Sent by Mankini,Nov 29, 2009
Surs, ily.
I am upset about the drift and it occurred when the NEC became a war zone. You are an extremely smart lad, a loyal friend. At first in that castings I thought you were a weird quirky mute, glad we got past that.
You're 1 of my biffers on this site and you always will be. love you!
Sent by Emmaleigh,Nov 29, 2009
Cheers, Dav.  Never leave us.
+plusage+
Sent by IAmPaxton,Nov 29, 2009
<333 im in a list of people, but no worries i still luv ya.
Sent by Laqueefsha,Nov 29, 2009
Grats on the one year :)
Sent by D0ubl31,Nov 30, 2009
Regardless, I think ur an okay guy.
Sent by Genevere,Nov 30, 2009
Oh dav :) we dont really speak anymore but your cool :)
I Remember when you turned mine and andys pics into alan carr and JJJJustin Lee collins Cheeky Bastard!
I think that was you anyway it might have been dru :(
Take care.
Sent by JJJJ,Nov 30, 2009
Lovely blog!! Happy 1 year to you too :)
Although we don't speak that much, when we do you're always friend;y and have something funny to say! You're a good guy, and if you do leave, I wish you all the best. :)
Sent by PrincessTeePee,Nov 30, 2009
Amazing blog :) <33
Sent by MerPear,Nov 30, 2009
Dav, I shed a tear, wish my 1 year blog was this good haha =D
Sent by Smartguy95,Nov 30, 2009
IM IN TEARS
Sent by 2cool4school,Apr 21, 2013

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