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staymellow

staymellow's blog

  1. omg you can't be drafted after turning 26
  2. why are the design so good
  3. I'm filing my taxes late
  4. WcDonald's Savory Chili sauce with Spicy chicken..
  5. WHY HAVENT THEY UNBANNED SPORTSGEEK12
  6. Happy the chiefs won
  7. Watch mahomes flop
  8. Mahomes is fucking trash
  9. lil jon killed it
  10. OF COURSE I MISS THE DR PHIL HAIR!
  11. Whens that Dr. Phil hair coming up??
  12. waiting for that dr Phil hair
  13. Imagine being a starving orphan
  14. I went to Subway
  15. Time for me to hit up the gym
  16. Why were my employers
  17. I wonder where the molecules
  18. I just want to break up with this girl so badly
  19. It's always the male chipotle employees
  20. I want to hate stingy chipotle employees
  21. Is it possible to eat a crunch wrap supreme
  22. Gen Z is old news
  23. I'm stuck at bars
  24. Abolish daylight savings!
  25. I'm watching volleyball game
  26. How do jazz musicians
  27. What happened to ASMR
  28. How do people in NYC
  29. Some fat lady got into her car next to me
  30. I was scarfing down some chipotle in store
  31. Does every site really need 2fa these days?
  32. My employer was on the phone with our contractor
  33. lol just say ur a Jew supremacist and move on
  34. foursquare was fun
  35. Wallball should have
  36. I was walking down the street
  37. Whats better the cure for cancer or cure for..
  38. Biscoff cookies
  39. As much as men are seen as the bad guys
  40. I've only ate 10 pieces of pizza at this buffet so..

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The egg came first Apr 5, 2013
If you think about whether the chicken or the egg came first, then due to evolution, a species close to yet not yet a chicken laid the first egg for the first ever qualified chicken
Points: 16 3 comments
Cops are sneaky! Apr 5, 2013
just got my first ticket today. A speeding ticket. I mean man, they just hide around all the lil' corners  and driveways and BAM! all of sudden you got one trolling behind you sounding their siren.
Points: 9 1 comments
Career Day Apr 2, 2013
Did career day.
I signed up for winemaking and they shoved me in cooking instead so that wasn't that fun.
Then International affaris which was interesting.
Last real estate, which was made quite unintersting by the presenter, bleh. Don't know how she sells houses with those presentation skills but who know, maybe shes good
3/31/13
Points: 15 1 comments
April Fools! More like Tengaged Fools! Apr 1, 2013
imageI don't know if you realize this but April fools is the perfect day to trick people with no guilt.
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FALSE PROMISES. GOOD EXCUSE. NO GUILT.
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EX:

Me: f3?

Fool: Yeah! :)

Me: *Vote him off*

Fool: *Gets Evicted*

Me to fool through mail: APRIl FOOLS!!! HAHAHA SUCKERRRRR!
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Poll:
Is it morally fine to lie to someone on April Fools in tengaged and use April fools as an excuse?
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andychuck08 Apr 1, 2013
andychuck08 has the best blogs ever! Respect.
Points: 31 2 comments
Trident Long lasting flavor is not long lasting Apr 1, 2013
imageI'm gonna sue them for false advertisement. Just popped a stick in my mouth and it lasted maybe 30 seconds maximum. Choose juicy fruit! Like honestly!
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