Notes:
- All songs sent in TSC between 189 to 225 are eligible
- This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts
- Contrary to some weird belief, I don't believe that my music taste is better than anyone else's. This list is for you all to have some fun and laugh at possible comments I make
- If you want more stinkers, there will be a dishonorable mentions list just for you to entertain yourself even more
9. Shovels & Rope - Evil
Sent in TSC217 by #NerdBird44, finished 22nd with 24 points.
Rock songs are supposed to build in a way that when the song hits the chorus, you get faster pace that should explode right in front of you, while maintaining the loud, yet tolerable vocal. I suppose the members of this band completely forgot about the fact that to make a long rock tune sound good, they have to give a performance that must keep the listener's interest till the very end. It's appaling how much they fail at doing so, and I really feel like getting a shovel and a rope to get myself out of this miserable, bland, nondescript nonsense. I think even Miranda Sings would have done a better job performing this, because at least her off-key singing is quite interesting, unlike this dull duo's.
8. Feder - Goodbye (feat. Lyse)
Sent in TSC207 by #Mack3199, finished 16th with 52 points.
This was a huge hit in Poland, and it furtherly explains why the quality of the music preferences in that country sucks ass. The community here is so in need for something that sounds different that they decide to get themselves in a position to listen such crappy noises with an extremely dull backing track together with it. It's honestly all unique, but it doesn't always make something better - I could record myself masturbating and making noises to make myself sound "different" and I bet none of you would want to buy such a record, simply because it's disgusting, like this song in my opinion.
7. Rachel Crow - Mean Girls
Sent in TSC192 by #ContourShock, finished 20th with 26 points.
To be very frank, you can have a message that could be something extremely inspiring, but when you fuck up the production, it's game over. This is the case with Rachel Crow, the never-forgotten X Factor USA contestant who got overconfident of her own popularity which ended up sending her home to some random guy, leading to one of the most iconic moments on American television - her fucking mental breakdown. Back to the song, this is another case of an extremely generic backing track which has been used a million times already in many other songs, but the problem here is the chorus where the supposedly strongest part sounds extremely pitched to the point it's extremely unbearable. Overall, you get boring verses with a chorus that is completely ruined by this annoying pitch in her voice. Great job Cowell, fucking up another career.
