Welcome back to Dream Idol Unit, There is 36 contestants, 18 from YG Entertainment ( #princesspretty)’s company and 18 from SM Entertainment ( ikaw0ng)’s company. There will be a battle to debut in the final lineup with 9 members. Each company has entered 6 sub-units into the competition, made up of trainees who have trained together for up to 3 years, some up to 3 months.
Princess: Our final battle tonight will be the 'creative' concept battle. However, before we begin with their performances lets take a look back at their practice leading up to the performance.
*EUNBI LIMPS INTO THE STARTING FORMATION*
*MUSIC HITS*
*THE SONG ENDS AND THEY THROW CONFETTI, COVERING THE STAGE*
*EVERYONE CLAPS*
Ika: Congratulations on your performance tonight ladies!
Princess: The 'creative' concept is one of the more difficult ones.
Ika: Before we begin critiques...
*THE CAMERA PANS TO EUNBI*
Ika: The whole damn performance I could hear you whimpering like a dog.. you just slipped you didnt break a fucking bone why are you being so dramatic?
Princess: Sometimes you have to suck it up and get over it.
*JUDGES ROLL THEIR EYES AND THEN LOOK DOWN AT THE PAPERS THEY WROTE ON*
Princess: Wonyoung! You were the perfect addition to this group. I am so glad you are a wildcard, its so exciting to watch you perform.
Ika: Wait a minute. She did forget a line!
Princess: I know.. but she is so girly and cute and pulled it off well.
Ika: I think Chaeyeon was the star. She rapped well and was a good leader and center. The vocal was great aswell!
Princess: Miru also stood out to me, she was very diverse with her formations and I watched her help Eunbi by holding her hand.
Ika: The rest of you did very good! It was a upbeat and lively performance.
Wonyoung: Gamsamnida!!!
Ika: Thank you girls!
Haesol ( stering_butter): Lol that crippled bitch wont last in this competition.
Saein: Ok y'all so where should we start?
Yeseul: Be quiet please. Our offering is still settling.
Saein: Boo? What..
*YESEUL AND SOHEE DO A RITUAL*
Sohee: We are doing a blood oath for good luck in our performance.
*SOHEE AND YESEUL PRICK THEIR FINGERS AND TOUCH THEM*
Saein: Oml...
Soyeon: Omg this boy just snapped me hes so ugly tho
Dohee: EWW BLOCK HIM GIRL
Saein: What are you doing? Stop texting on your phone we have to practice
Soyeon: Just because you are the wildcard doesnt mean we have to listen to you.
*SOYEON AND DOHEE WALK AWAY FROM SAEIN AND LAUGH LOOKING AT THEIR PHONE*
Areum: Come Saein, lets decide our lines and practice. Our other members are being lazy and weird...
*YESEUL AND SOHEE JOIN THEM AND PRACTICE*
*5 HOURS GO BY*
*SOYEON AND DOHEE ARE STILL ON THEIR PHONES*
Chaeyeon: You dont understand! I HAVE to win and beat Sian... can you just get off your ass and practice..
Soyeon: ARE U KIDDING ME? Red flavor is so easy there is basically like 1 high note and the rest is just easy rap.
Dohee: Stop being such a buzz kill
*Chaeyeon rolls her eyes*
Areum: Christ, please stay with me and help us succeed in this performance
**AREUM READS HER BIBLE AND SAYS PRAYERS**
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CONFESSIONALS
Chaeyeon: I am so annoyed at Soyeon and Dohee they think they are better than us and don't think they have to practice. I just hope we dont lose this battle since I want to show my sister Im better..
Yeseul: I think Sohee gave me an STD from that blood oath because my period blood is clotting
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Ika: Oh wow..
Princess: Well. Let's introduce YG group to the stage!
*THEY WALK OUT*
*THEY GET INTO A STARTING FORMATION*
*THE SONG STARTS*
*PERFORMANCE ENDS*
*A FEW CHEERS COULD BE HEARD*
*CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON THE JUDGES BLANK FACIAL EXPRESSION*
Ika: I thought we were better than this.
Ika: Some of you clearly are not committed enough to this... the formations were such a mess. Dohee you literally went the wrong direction and collided with Saein during the stage.
Princess: Im just dissapointed. You have potential, but why so lazy?
Ika: I think I have seen enough from you girls.
Areum: We tr-
*Before she can finish her sentence and try to explain herself she is interrupted*
Princess: Please wait backstage while we deliberate.
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Princess: We have thought over both performances and have decided. May the contestants please return to the stage?
*THE YG AND SM 'CREATIVE' TEAMS WALK OUT ONTO THE STAGE, STANDING WITH THEIR GROUPS ON EITHER SIDE*
Ika: We have considered both of your performances. But the winner of the final concept battle tonight is...
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Ika: Team SM! Congratulations ladies. It really wasn't too difficult to decide between the two tonight.
*THE ENTIRE YG TEAM DEATH STARE SOYEON AND DOHEE*
Sian: Thank you very much judges! *Side eyes her sister Chaeyeon and giggles*
**BOTH TEAMS WALK OFF STAGE**
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Ika: Now.. we have to decide which 2 sub-unit's we eliminate.
Princess: Definitely this one for sure.
**THE JUDGES ASSESS THE PERFORMANCES AND DECIDE THE RANKINGS AND ELIMINATED SUB-UNITS**
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Ika: Okay, we have decided. Please can all groups make their way to the stage.
**ALL THE GROUPS WALK ONTO STAGE**
Princess: Can the 3 winning teams please step forward.
**SM TEAM CUTE, YG TEAM COOL AND SM TEAM CREATIVE STEP FORWARD**
Princess: You are all safe from elimination. However, we have ranked you to determine the best overall performance of tonight. Let's take a look at the podium to see the results.
**THE CONTESTANTS LOOK TO THE PODIUM SCREEN IN SUSPENSE**
**SLOWLY, THE PODIUM UPDATES**
Rank 1: YG TEAM COOL
Rank 2: SM TEAM CREATIVE
Rank 3: SM TEAM CUTE
Ika: Now, you may all take your seat on the podium according to your rank.
**THE GROUPS FIND THEIR SEAT**
Princess: Can the remaining losing teams please step forward.
**SM TEAM COOL, YG TEAM CUTE AND YG TEAM CREATIVE STEP FORWARD**
Princess: Only one group will be lucky enough to escape elimination tonight.
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Princess: YG Team Cute, congratulations. You are safe from elimination with an overall rank of #4. You may be seated.
Hyeri ( PrincessPinkLips): Bye hoes! *Hyeri struts to the podium to sit*
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Ika: SM Team Cool... YG Team Creative... you have officially disbanded back into your sub-units. This will be the first elimination of the season, and we will be deciding based on the sub-unit that did the worst within both of the groups.
Sohee: Yeseul do not panic. We are protected... *Sohee reaches for her clit*
**AREUM IS STRESSED AND PRAYS FAST, CLENCHING HER ROSARY**
Princess: From my company. Cherish (Elegant) and Vanilla Love (Fairy). I was extremely dissapointed with your performance, it was lackluster.. downright embarassing. However, based on the backstage footage and the mistakes made in the performance I have decided to eliminate....
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Cherish. I am sorry my dears but you are not committed enough for this competition.
*Areum faints*
Chaeyeon: Areum!
Soyeon: What the fuck-
Dohee: Thats ridiculous.. I am calling my attorney..
Soyeon: SERIOUSLY HOW DID WE GET ELIMINATED AND NOT THE HEYGIRLS? THEY SUCK!
Dohee: Just because we were lazy once doesn't mean we should get eliminated! It was just one time!
**Medical comes onto the stage and carries Areum out in a stretcher**
**Soyeon and Dohee walk out distastefully**
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Ika: Alright. From my team... RECRUITS (Fierce) and Everlast Girls (Contemporary) one of you will be eliminated tonight. Listen, one sub-unit just has a spark and a flame that I want to see continue. And that team is...
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RECRUITS. This means Everlast Girls, Im sorry but you must return to the dorms, pack your things and go. You have been eliminated from Dream Idol Unit.
*Hyewon begins to cry*
**EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYS**
*CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON HYEWON AND YEJI HUGGING AND CRYING LIKE A K-DRAMA*
*AUDIENCE TEARS UP AND SEVERAL OTHER CONTESTANTS START CRYING*
*Haesol stands in disbelief*
Yeji: W-w-w-w-we are so thankful for this opportunity! *Whimpers and sobs*
Hyewon: GAMSAMNIDAAAAA *SOBSS*
Princess: Alright. Thanks girls...
Risa ( Eilish): Gross.. shes like a pig getting her snot everywhere..
**FINALLY THE EVERLAST GIRLS WALK OFF STAGE**
Haesol: I wish I never got paired with those cunts. *walks off*
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CONFESSIONALS
Jungmin: Wow... the first 2 sub-units were eliminated. The competition feels so much more raw now.
Haesol: I fucking wish I never became a trainee with those girls! They sabotaged me from the very beginning...
Dohee: STOP! STOP FILMING! GET THE CAMERA OFF OF ME YOU- *CAMERA GETS SHATTERED*
