Step 1:
Join a survivor. Make sure to not talk, log on multiple times, but not do the challenge.
Step 2: Wait until an hour before the DC and the entire tribe has repeatedly told you to do the challenge. Do the challenge (endurance) and get a 338 because you felt "pressured" to do it and didn't wait until you could get on a computer with a mouse. Make sure to NOT explain this to anyone until after you do the challenge so that people cannot talk you out of it.
Step 3: When people politely ask why you did what you did, scream fuck you at everyone repeatedly. Make central focus of argument that princesskk is 30 and everyone sucks. Even though princesskk is not 30, and no one sucks but you.
Step 4: Justify never making merge being a result of the fact that you only join survivor to make friends and that everyone is too concerned with winning and helping the team. Since survivor is just a friendly place where winning doesn't matter, no one should react angrily to someone being an ass.
Step 5: Refuse to do any more challenges.
Step 6: Suicide and continue to scream fuck you at everyone, proving once and for all that you are, indeed, 10 years old.
And at the end, make it 5 times that you haven't made a merge... and ps, you didn't make any friends, either.
**UPDATED**: Step 7: Create a multi (http://www.tengaged.com/user/jennjenn ) to leave messages on this blog. Then get a red nose because of it less than 24 hours later... and get your multi banned.
and a) i have no idea who you are, b) i have no idea who your brother is, and c) even so, i can guess judging by you what your brother is like, and i would not talk to your nasty, crusty ass brother if you paid me
Oh man I just realized how funny it would have been if my first comment would have been
"I HEARD KELS AND FLOWSEE MAKIN' OUT
I HEARD IT"
but I totally missed the opportunity
A guide, courtesy of the game play of Briandayan![http://cdn.tengaged.com/img_g/pic.b04de17222d123a621ef43dd9815f354.jpg"](http://cdn.tengaged.com/img_g/pic.b04de17222d123a621ef43dd9815f354.jpg"){kind=link}