London: Last time on Part 1 of The Bad Girls Club reunion special. We welcomed seven of the nine "Baddies" from Season 5. Drama quickly erupted and everyone targeted Kayden.
[Heavy music would be playing, as you'd see the screen being edited and Lauren's voice being deepened for effect.]
"FUCK THAT BITCH! NICHOLE, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Nichole: What is that?
"BITCH! JUST WAIT!"
London: Who is that? That's Lauren?
Nichole: Lauren, bitch you wanna fight? *She'd rush backstage.*
[The screen would go black, and all you'd hear is LOUD screaming of terror and Lauren and Nichole screaming and grunting.]
"YA TU SABES!" [You already know.]
"YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!"
"COME MIERDA Y MUERE PERRA!" [Eat shit and die, bitch!]
[Security would break it up, grabbing Nichole, and she'd back out to the stage pulling down her dress.]
London: You good baby?
Nichole: Yeah, of course. She ain't hit me not once.
London: Well, with that brief altercation that just happened, it's time to bring out our last 2 girls.. Lauren and Bethany!
[The audience would clap. The audience would screaming "KayRen" loudly.]
[Lauren would be clapping her hands in agreement.]
London: Welcome, Welcome! Lauren, how are you baby?
Lauren: I'm wonderful. How are you?
London: I'm good. How are you doing Bethany, you look amazing.
Bethany: Oh well, thank you.. You know.. i try. *She'd chuckle, flipping her hair.*
London: Well, since i'm on you 2. How is your relationship with each other? Are you both friends or what?
Lauren: Nah, we aren't friends. But, i personally don't have beef with her. I don't know about her, but i'm over it. Our beef was ridiculous.
Bethany: It was.. I came in the house at a bad time, i came in the house, to escape, really. *She'd begin tearing up.* My best friend since Middle School died like a week prior to filming, she was in a hit and run. *She'd be crying, Lauren would rub her back in attempt to console her.*
London: Oh, wow.. I'm so sorry.
Bethany: It's okay, i'm okay now.. but during that week i was in the house, i was just ANGRY at everyone, that's why i didn't really like or appreciate the girls.
London: That's understandable.
Mitchie: I think that's bullshit. I had MY MOTHERFUCKING BROTHER DIE... while i was in THE HOUSE. That didn't change how i acted or anything. IT WAS MY FUCKING BROTHER! I can't feel sorry for a girl who uses death as an excuse for her actions. What you did is what you did.
Bethany: No ones saying i didn't do what i did. I know what i did was wrong. But, you can shut up and mind your business, ho.
Mitchie: But, shut up.. Don't make me swing on your ass.
Bethany: DO IT, BITCH! DO IT! You ain't bout it, ho. Ho. HO!
Mitchie: You think i'm not gonna swing on you? Bitch, I DON'T LIKE YOU! You was talking all types of shit on Twitter. Oh, i'm a "Hoe." a "Follower"?
Bethany: You're obviously obsessed with me. Like, why?
Mitchie: I'm obsessed?
Bethany: You clearly are! Like... what the hell you popping off for?
[Mitchie would walk over to Bethany calmly.]
Mitchie: What was that shit you was talking? Huh? You had all them balls and shit on your phone and shit. Where they at now?
[Bethany would stand up, and be preparing for a fight. Mitchie would swing on Bethany.]
[Mitchie would run up on Bethany, BOPPING that ass on the ground.]
[Security would break it up, as the audience "Oohs"]
London: Okay... *Chuckles* It is clear you both will fight to the death. But, moving on... Kayden, how do you feel about your castmates continuously hating you?
Kayden: I mean, it's not really hard to be mean to these girls, they not on my level. I did what i did in the house, i was the baddest. Point blank, period. What's up?
London: *She'd bust out laughing.* Nichole, how do you feel about Lauren and Kayden's friendship?
Nichole: I think it's fake.. like, what the fuck? Them bitches were FORCED to be friends.. we made them this close.
Lauren: Shut up, whore.
Nichole: You're irrelevant, like sit down.
Lauren: I already beat your ass like 5 times, shut up before i do it again.
Nichole: Whoop my ass then.
[Kayden would grab Lauren's arm.]
Kayden: She ain't even worth it, don't listen to them bitches.
Jazmyn: Kayden, shut yo ole ass up! You steady acting weak in the fucking house, but wanna cheap shot my ass when i ain't looking.
Kayden: No, i was done with your antics. I had enough! I'm a nice ass person, but you bitches never got to know me.
Mitchie: WE DON'T WANNA KNOW YOU!
Nichole: BYE BITCH!
Jazmyn: You're WHACK!
Kayden: Oh my god.
London: Alright, Alright! Ladies, this is the end of part 2. And i'm not trying to clean up more weave and fusions. So don't nobody fight. *She'd laugh.*
