[Morning would arrive as the girls would be asleep. Legs of a girl would be shown, as she walks into the house. She'd have a megaphone, she'd scream into it.]
Episode Four: "Chicks Before Hillbillies"
???: BITCHES! GET THE FUCK UP! GET UP! GET THE FUCK UP! NOW! REPORT DOWNSTAIRS!
[The girls would be shocked, most of them looking pissed off that the girl is being so loud.]
Jessica's Interview: So, i'm beyond pissed right now, i'm asleep & this fucking bozo the cloud bitch wanna fucking scream into a damn bullhorn. She's really trying to get a taste of my gel nails.
???: Good Morning, Bitches! How are you guys?
Vivian: Good, til you woke us up.
???: As you all know, i'm the queen bee. Baddest of the Baddest. I was the original OG of this shit, don't forget.
Tori's Interview: Bitches... I'm BACK! I was on Season Two, San Diego, and i was the baddest girl to ever come across this shit.
[Snippets of her & her in house BFF, Taylin would be shown. A edited clip of several of Tori's fights would be put together. It'd highlight the plan that Tori & Taylin getting into a fight with 3 other girls, getting jumped. Another highlight would show Tori beating up the new girl, Lexie.]
Tori: So.... the producers have asked me to come back & tell you guys that.... YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A MUSIC VIDEO!
[The girls would scream happily.]
Vivian's Interview: I'm really happy when i find out we're going to be in a music video, like.... what? Is this real? Am i really going to be in a music video?
Georgina: Wait... Wait. Who's music video?
Tori: The singer you guys will be with is.... Major Lazer.
Sahara: OOH SHIT! MAJOR LAZER?!
Tori: Yes.
Sahara's Interview: I'm excited to be in a music video by Major, because his songs are always hot, they're sexy, stunning & just twerk time. *She'd shake a little in her chair.*
Tori: But, thing is... not all of you can be in the video. Only 3 of you will be. So, you guys better get ready, and head to the dance studio.
Georgina's Interview: Hmm.... this is interesting, someone that i would have never thought of. I do like Major Lazer's music, but damn. Can a bitch be hooked up with Bey or something? *She'd laugh.*
[The girls would get ready, and get into the seperate Jeeps, going over to the local dance studio.]
| DANCE STUDIO - CABO SAN LUCAS]
Jessica's Interview: So, we get to the studio & i already know that i'm not getting a role in this video. Basically because, bitch... I CAN'T DANCE. *She'd start laughing.* [ ] Like... just stop, Jess. *She be laughing.*
Producer: Now, Major himself couldn't be here, but he sends his love & says he can't wait to see who the winning 3 are. We will be putting you all through some dance tests, this song is NEW & off his new album "Peace Is The Mission" it's called "Light It Up" It's an island & afro pop song. So, we're going to be testing you with how fast you can pick up the steps.
Vivian's Interview: These bitches are 'bout to eat my dust. I know how to dance, i used to take dance classes when i was a kid, but had to stop due to family problems with my dad going to jail & all of that. But... i still know how to shake a lil sumthin, sumthin.
[Light It Up - Major Lazer would be playing in the background. The girls would be following the choreographer's steps, most of them would be doing well, except Jessica. She'd be confused & frustrated.]
Choreographer: Hell no. Absolutely not. Sit down, you're out. *He'd point at Jessica.*
Jessica: Ah shit. *She'd laugh, taking a seat.*
Jessica's Interview: I can't dance. Told y'all.
[The girls would go through rounds, as the final 3 girls who got picked were Vivian, Sahara & Cyn.]
Cyn's Interview: I didn't think i was going to be in a music video while out here in Mexico. So, i'm definitely, DEFINITELY exicted about that.
[The girls would go back to the mansion, as the music would get suspenseful.]
| CONFESSIONAL |
Ashlee: These bitches are really as stupid as i thought, i'm basically the puppet master. I'm calling the shots, i'm getting these bitches to get mad. I'm doing everything. Like, Charlene? That bitch gotta go. I'm going to send her ass on home, and then Sahara? Bitch... you can be nice to me, and lick my pussy all you want, but guess what? You're still a hoe. *The editing would put emphasis on "Hoe".* So, you can slut around Cabo all you want & catch some shit. I don't like your bitch ass either.
[Meanwhile..... Downstairs.]
Sahara: Dude, y'all should all lay off of Ashlee. She really isn't that bad. I think she's sweet, once she don't have no alcohol in her system.
Cyn: Honey... you probably wrong about that. She probably upstairs thinking of some harsh ass shit about us.
Jessica: For real though. She probably talking about us all in the confessional.
| CONFESSIONAL |
Ashlee: So, with that being said... Sahara & Charlene? I'm gonna get both of you. I'm going to play nice & trick the dumb bitch, Char & have her flip out and go ham on Sahara & get that bitch out as well.
[Sahara would be walking up the stairs, the camera panning over to her then panning back over to the closed confessional door. Sahara would hear Ashlee talking about her, she'd sling the door open.]
Sahara: REALLY? You wanna be fake, bitch? Pop off! *She'd push her.*
Ashlee: Do not. Don't do it.
[Yelling would be heard from upstairs, downstairs in the kitchen.]
Georgina: Ooh, shit. Ashlee getting into it with someone again.
[Sahara would storm out of the room, going downstairs.]
Sahara: That bitch fake as fuck! I've been nothing but nice to the damn bitch & she wanna talk bad about me? She's done. Bitch, she's done!
[Later that night, Ashlee would have her hair in a bun, she'd go into Charlene's room.]
Ashlee: Like, you already know i don't fuck with you, but i'm just letting you know... Sahara was talking some MAJOR ass shit about you. Saying that your pussy smells & you're going around fucking nasty dudes at the club & that you & Viv are always hooking up without us knowing it.
Charlene: Wait... what? *She'd look confused.*
Ashlee: I'm saying, you need to go talk to your girl, Sahara. *She'd walk out of the room, smiling.*
Ashlee's Interview: Sahara made a WRONG move crossing me. Now, after i get Charlene out, she's prime suspect number one.
[Charlene would be in her pajamas, going to Sahara.]
Charlene: Girl, what was that shit you was talking? To Ashlee?
Sahara: What? I didn't say anything.
Charlene: You must have, Ashlee said you was talking junk 'bout me. Saying that i'm a hoe, and this & that.
[The two would engage in an argument. Ashlee & Vivian would go see what's happening.]
Sahara: I NEVER SAID ANY OF THAT! *She'd be punching her hands* Ashlee, why you lying on me?
Ashlee: *She'd look convincing.* You did! You did say that... you're the one lying. Not me.
[Sahara would walk off, looking pissed off.]
Sahara: I'm not going to sit here & let you bitches attack me. I didn't do shit.
Sahara's Interview: I definitely know that Ashlee was the one starting shit. Ashlee, bitch keep on & i'm going to fuck you up!
| KITCHEN |
Charlene: Someone better own up to some shit. Like, i don't like the petty back & forth shit. Like, you got something to say? Bitch, say that shit to ME! Not to Ashlee, TO ME!
Vivian: That's why i don't like that bitch, dog. Like, she's fugazi as fuck.
Charlene: Like... i really feel like i'm going to fight her ass right now...
[Sahara would come in the kitchen, wearing sweats & her hair would be pulled up in a bun.]
Sahara: Bitch, fight me then! It ain't nothing but space & opportunity. Fucking swing, DO IT BITCH!
[The scene would be sped up a little bit, as it'd end with Charlene CLOCKING Sahara in the mouth, and it'd speed up, only hearing screaming from the other girls.]
] Like... just stop, Jess. *She be laughing.*