I don't mean to offend anyone in this blog, and it's all for humor. That being said, let's hear some of the top gaged conspiracy theories.
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1. gagaluv is 60 years old, and that she is in love with her son.
Gagaluv has been the target of teens on tengaged since the beginning of the site, users always called Gaga 60 and old, even though her real-life age is mid 40s.
Another theory about Gaga is that she is in fact, in love with her son. Gaga has, on many occasions, posted pictures of her son that were shirtless, in some he is oily, in some his is posing, and etc. Gaga has referred to the images as 'sexy as hell!!!' and she continuously used her son's images on a site full of teens. Well, this has led some users to believe that GAGA is in fact IN LOVE with her own son.
Are these theories true to you?
2. Jouix is infact dead, and replaced by another user running his account.
In 2014, when The Real Housewives of Tengaged were alive, Jouix said that he had met with a psychic, and the psychic told him that he would die a bloody death. Other members of the chat didn't believe this, until Jouix started disappearing after his Tengaged Radio show with Malibu flopped to smithereens. He was offline for 365+ days, no sign of him. He didn't even contact his closest friend SexGoddx.
But now, Jouix is back on tengaged, but is he the same person?
3. All of Zimy's designs are traced from Gemma17's.
ZIMY, a prominent designer back in the day, used to make lots of designs for Canal Street users of tengaged, whom were banned from using Gemma's designs. The theory started when Zimy debuted a new weave, which looked identical to Gemma's 'Sexy' weave.
Initially, Zimy's hair was met with critical acclaim from users, but soon, the acclaim turned into rotten tomatoes, when Zimy debuted her new line of lips, which were called out by Gemma for looking like hers.
Has ZIMY been tracing all this time?
4. SexyBanana is not the girl in the vlog she posted.
A long time ago, when Plastics were relevant, Sexy and Malibu Barbiier ( SexGoddx) got into a fight over something (I don't remember). After the falling-out happened, Malibu quickly posted a blog about Banana, stating that it's a man named BOB and that Sexybanana has been hiding her real gender from tengaged. Malibu even went further by nicknaming her "Manana".
After that, Sexy posted a video blog of her cussing out Malibu Barbiie and shouting out tengaged, but then the theories started after reviewing the video, paying attention to details. The camera in the vlog seemed to shake a bit, and the girl in the video was a bit nervous. This made users believe that the girl in the vlog is in fact NOT Banana, and it's her sister, and she is a man hiding behind the camera recording her sister talk.
Unfortunately, the vlog is long gone from tengaged, no more traces of it for new users to see.
In March 20, 2011, user Zachup blogged about how much he was lonely and needed a friend. The blog was paid dust by tengagers, since Zach was only a black level (which didn't mean much back in the day, people only paid attention to TV stars).
But short after, the blog was under fire, many users accused Zach of faking his death, and that he did it for attention. To this day, we still don't know if Zach is dead or alive, but users still comment on that blog.
Randomize, who is the owner of tengaged, used to frequently check tengaged, even if he did nothing. But last year, randomize disappeared for more than a year, and theories about him going to jail were spread.
Rando eventually came back, and wen a user blogged about where he was, he said that he had came back from prison, but probably joking. But was he REALLY joking though? What if he really went to jail for fraud?
Gemma, is notorious for being a Versace law-student in New York, and she always goes out to have coffee with friends, she's always going on expensive vacations, and she blogs her experiences on tengaged.. but some users believe that she, in fact, is not a woman who studies law at all.
This theory has been started by some users who were ex-friends of Gemma. There have been many blogs by Gemma where she is constantly going on vacations in Belize, Seychelles, Miami, and Paris. She is constantly buying real-life Balmain and Chanel, going on extravagant vacations and managing to be a successful law student/intern at the same time.
In a span of one month, Gemma blogged about going on a two-week vacation TWICE, the blogs were also identical, almost like they were copied from eachother.
When Gemma came back from her vacation in Zante, where Malibu had been to as well, she started talking about her experience there, and when Malibu asked her what places she went to, she replied by naming the top googled clubs in Zante. The #1 googled club in Zante was where she had been to. Oh, what the hell?
This led some users to believe that Gemma is in fact LYING about her extravagant vacations and rich status. Some even go further and believe that she is a male who picked her gender-faking name after her favorite model at the time - Gemma Ward.
Are Gemma's vacations real?
THAT's IT FOR NOW! Let me know if there are any more theories about gagers, and I can post about them on the next series.
UP NEXT: Jenzie's wooden leg. Is it real or is it fake? Stay tuned.
And sexgoddx ffs posted before I got to finish typing.. when's tg radio coming back bitch? P.s. getting a new shop soon so yall think of some cute designs we can have:) miss you guys!! Loads to catch up on
I don't mean to offend anyone in this blog, and it's all for humor. That being said, let's hear some of the top gaged conspiracy theories.
