Being very addicted to tengaged, I am on this site all day at work.
Failing to minimize the screen, my boss comes in and sees all the avatars in my casting game.
Boss: So this is why you're so quiet in your cubicle. What is that?
Me (close to crapping my pants): It's on online Big Brother game.
Boss: I tried out for Big Brother! Make sure you win!
He asked for the website!
Good news: At least I don't have to hide the fact that I play tengaged all day. :D
On my way to work, dropping off my two year old newphew to daycare, I confronted a young mother. Sitting across from me and my nephew on the public bus, she was with, I believe, her daughter who was about not any older than my nephew. I listened to her on her cellphone as she constantly threw out profanity in the most ghetto accent. It really bothered me how she was able to speak like that in front of other people, and her daughter!
Reaching my limit, I asked her nicely to watch her mouth, especially since her daughter was around. She answered "The way I talk is none of your fu***** business." I simply replied "You're right its not, but when you speak like that in front of my nephew...It is my business." Glady she stopped. I felt really bad for her daughter having a mother like that & for my nephew who had to hear all those words. Hopefully she learned a lesson. I just cannot believe those parents exist!
So I just installed Skype, and I would like to talk to new people about anything! No worries, I don't bite It won't be awkward either... I promise! You can leave your contact...or you can
Add me as a contact: coolndcomfy
:)YAY!
So last night was my first time going to a gay club, and I decided to blog some of the lessons I learned and a little bit of comparison to straight clubs.
1) The music is definitely better!
2) If you are a straight man and hoping to go and get free drinks from guys hitting on you...it won't happen (especially if you are under aged with a big X on your hand).
3) The less clothing you wear, the better! MORE SKIN = MORE GUYS
4) Guys don't randomly just go behind you to grind like straight clubs... They either tap you on the shoulder or pinch your butt.
5) Don't worry too much about how good your shirt or jeans look, its the underwear that counts.
6) If you are straight, there are some bisexual girls willing to dance. It's like a Buy one get one free. Two for the price of one :)
7) Before you dance with a girl, make sure she is not with a butch. It can get nasty!
8) If you think you see a girl because of her long hair, her face, and perfect body....always check to see if she has an Adams apple. If not, you will be in for a surprise.
9) Be ready to dance to Single Ladies.
10) Club is over? Time to say goodbye... not by waving. You make out.
And the last thing.. No matter what your sexuality is, as long as you are not boring... You will for sure have fun :)
I think I will remember what happened last night forever. :)
Last night around 1 am, I was taking the Path Train from NJ to NYC to go clubbing. Running a little late like always, I saw that the train was already there (missing this one would add 45 minutes to my wait). After buying my ticket, I heard the conductor saying, "Watch the closing doors". Hearing those words, I ran down the escalator as fast as I could...After three steps of not looking down, I slipped and made a dramatic fall almost to the bottom. There was no way I could have played that out. FML
Getting back up with the most embarrassed face, I managed to squeeze into the doors, with about 30 people staring at me, with a few giggles. I knew they saw my dramatic fall. I felt like a deer in headlights. Being the conceited Leo I am & remembering I was in my clubbing clothes, I walked down the aisle looking for a seat and smiled saying DAMN GUYS, I'LL SIGN AUTOGRAPHS LATER!
It felt good to say that & I felt so much better :)
But damn, who falls down the escalator? I DO!
