So last night was my first time going to a gay club, and I decided to blog some of the lessons I learned and a little bit of comparison to straight clubs.
1) The music is definitely better!
2) If you are a straight man and hoping to go and get free drinks from guys hitting on you...it won't happen (especially if you are under aged with a big X on your hand).
3) The less clothing you wear, the better! MORE SKIN = MORE GUYS
4) Guys don't randomly just go behind you to grind like straight clubs... They either tap you on the shoulder or pinch your butt.
5) Don't worry too much about how good your shirt or jeans look, its the underwear that counts.
6) If you are straight, there are some bisexual girls willing to dance. It's like a Buy one get one free. Two for the price of one :)
7) Before you dance with a girl, make sure she is not with a butch. It can get nasty!
8) If you think you see a girl because of her long hair, her face, and perfect body....always check to see if she has an Adams apple. If not, you will be in for a surprise.
9) Be ready to dance to Single Ladies.
10) Club is over? Time to say goodbye... not by waving. You make out.
And the last thing.. No matter what your sexuality is, as long as you are not boring... You will for sure have fun :)
Comments
If someone pinches my butt, I'd pinch them back. >:O
I like to be bought something before my goods are handled like that!
I like to be bought something before my goods are handled like that!