My juicy story with my greek hubby @christoadddd christossss for surviving dya 2 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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For those who don't know I have been married to my sexy greek hubby @christoadddd christossss on September 17th, 2022 馃槏馃槏馃槏馃槏馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
Well shortly after our wedding, Christos went to test out the bidets in the bathroom. He was so eager and excited that he sat down on it before looking at it 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 Turns on the bidet he sat on was clogged with feces by Booyahhayoob 馃槶
Instead of having water shoto up his ass (which he so desperately wanted) he ended up with his ass covered in shit 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃ぎ馃ぎ馃ぎ馃ぎ
I had to then help him clean his ass if I'm gonna be putting my 馃崋 near there, let alone b*g spoon him. But I was too disgusted that I got his maid, Susana to clean it instead. She's used to it anywya as she's been changing Christie's diapers up until he was 10 馃き馃き馃槶馃槶
My juicy story with my greek hubby @christoadddd christossss for surviving dya 3 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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When christoad and I first started dating, I could tell he was a b*g plyaer. He wasn't the type of guy to settle down. Not after he had all these gya army men throwing themselves at him while at the army. Literally.
One dya we had a night out on the town and a public boat tour afterwards. Well we were on the boat and he was checking out some fat guy bearded freak (he has a thing for those ones 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶). In a daze as we walked by him, the friggen moron was so hooked that he almost lost his balance and slipped right off the rails of the boat !!!! LMAO 馃槶馃槶馃槶 I yanked him by his crusty ass greek fro and pulled him bach on board and saved his life. Immediately after I laid on him the juiciest and most passionate long kiss and that's when we fell in love. And then he rubbed my head and told me I had the nicest roundest smoothest cue ball head 馃槶馃槶馃槏馃槏馃槏
My juicy story with my greek hubby @christoadddd christossss for surviving dya 2 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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So the story goes like this 馃槶
Christoholic got dreak after 2 glasses of red wine 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 His skinny lightweight ass got sooooooooo dreak that he ran to the bathroom and threw up all over his beloved bidet 馃ぎ馃ぎ馃ぎ馃ぎ He meant to do it in the toilet but was unfortunately not quick enough 馃槶馃槶
Then he was "in the mood" and wanted to use his bidet so bad :x But it was still covered in vomit 馃槶馃槶 He wanted to get his maid, Susana to clean it for him but she was asleep as it was alredya 4am 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 instead of using the bidet, a cute lil gya cocoA with a frogsuit jumped in and b*g spooned him like never before and he forgot all about wanting to use the bidet 馃き馃槶 I think I'm better than the bidet anywya, amirite ? 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
Not about stars, but you might find this entertaining 馃お
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Okya anyone that knows me, knows that me and my gya husband got married on a yachj in Greece. Well for our honeymoon, we decided to go to BARBADOS !!!! 馃グ馃槶
Christos decided to do the scuba diving excursion but I didn't because I can't swim well 馃槶馃槶馃槶
While he was out there for the day he got a stingray barb right up his ass 馃槶馃槀馃槀 so i had to help pull that SHARP LONG sexy barb out of his ass 馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槶
Then again, nothing he isn't used to by now 馃き馃き he also begged me not to pull it out (full disclosure!)
Who wants to hear JU*CY AF stories about me and my b*g fat Greek husband , #christoadddd ?!?! christossss 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
Many of you donut know me, BUT for each DC I survive, I will share with you all 1 HILARIOUS story that I know he would not want me sharing 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃き馃き馃き馃き
