Hey guys, some of you remember when I did this a few months ago, I'm taking myself and my top page of friends and making everyone into imaginary AR teams and then I will random.org to get placements! I put my first friend with myself, and then from then on I paired everyone with who is next to them.
The teams: Cheritaisdelicious and JayBee394 - Brother and sister, terrible at challenges but get along well with all the other teams. Underdogs who provide comic relief. Team JBDelicious WolfNVX4444 and Mikey_Elite - Childhood best friends, extremely competitive, will do anything for a win. Team EliteWolf StraightLoonie and LittleBrother123 - Strangers who met at the gym and decided they could dominate their way through any competition. Team StraightBro Jenika and Iraheto - Stepsiblings, never grew up together and decided to go on the race as a bonding experience. Team Iraka ASupreme and Obsessed_4405 - Dating nymphomaniacs. Met at Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting. Team Obsexxed Icarus_Mark and BlueBarracuda - Neighbors, organize neighborhood events and hoping to bring home the glory Team Icaracuda CindyL and Silas86 - Coworkers at a trendy gay bar. Dress as Sonny and Cher and do karaoke Thursday nights. Silas is Cher. Team Cinlas Hobo232 and Polska - Newlyweds. Met through a mail order husbands service. Team Holska
Leg One - Miami to Santiago
1. Icaracuda
2. Obsexxed
3. StraightBro
4. JBDelicious
5. EliteWolf
6. Cinlas
7. Holska
8. Iraka - This team got lost in Santiago and though they sped through the challenges could not catch back up to the others.
Leg Two - Santiago to Sydney
1. Obsexxed
2. JBDelicious
3. Holska
4. StraightBro
5. Cinlas
6. Icaracuda
7. EliteWolf - Despite having sex in two different airplane bathrooms, Obsexxed pulled off first place this leg. EliteWolf, confident that they could overcome the odds, signed up for a flight with a very short connection time and missed their second flight, arriving in Australia 3 hours after the other teams.
Leg 3 - Sydney to Beijing
1. Obsexxed
2. StraightBro
3. Holska
4. Icaracuda
5. Cinlas
6. JBDelicious - The brother sister team got lost in China on their way to the roadblock, falling behind the other teams and ultimately were not able to catch up.
Leg 4 - Beijing to Istanbul
1. Icaracuda
2. Cinlas
3. Obsexxed
4. Holska
5. StraightBro - the alpha male team found themselves falling behind the others this round as they misread a detour clue, causing them to arrive last at the U-Turn station, where they had been U-turned by Holska.
Leg 5 - Istabul to Lisbon
1. Holska
2 Icaracuda
3. Cinlas
4. Obsexxed - the once dominating couple's sex crazed ways finally caught up to them in this leg as they found themselves at the bottom of the pack after a "not so quickie" between tasks.
Final Leg - Lisbon to New York
1. Icaracuda - The neighbors got through the leg with ease due to their amazing team work and ran to the finish line in first place!
2. Cinlas - The funloving co-workers ran their last leg at a steady pace, but ultimately were not the first to arrive at the mat.
3. Holska - The sexy newlyweds fought during the roadblock, causing them to lose a lot of time, which they never caught back up.
I'm writing a blog about my best friend Straightloonie I'm sobering up a bit so hopefully this will be coherent lol. Anyway Justin is one of the best people I have ever met, he's smart, funny, nice, and good for lifting heavy objects.
He's also someone I can talk to about anything, from asking for advice about guys (and girls ;) ) I like to talking about my day or Survivor.
He's always in a good mood and can usually make me laugh and I am being sappy as Fuck that's the vodka talking but I love Justin, best friend ever, eh. The world is a better place with JHep xoxo.
It was an impulse buy, but I've had enough money and karma for awhile, so why not? :)
PurpleCows - I met you officially when we played in THG together! We both did fairly decent for being new at it among people who play all the time.
carleebear - AMGBFFFOREVER < 3 come braid my hair and go to Taco Bell with me and Nat! Also are you on .es? I think you were in a fasting with me, but I pmed you and you ignored it BFF :(
Mikey_Elite - I love you forever and always and CherryElite will probably take over the world someday. MOTHER HAND ME MY BERET! I'M HAVING A DIVA MOMENT!
LittleBrother123 - You're one of my favorite people that I've met on Tengaged. I love when we annoy everyone in castings, and the secret love affair between our avatars.
Arik2745 - Even though we don't always get along, thank you for your comment and a piece of Charik will always glow in my heart like one of those charcoals that don't go out < 3
amylou8251 - Amy with your beautiful avatars always making everyone else in the room look ugly :P You also have a fun sassy side
ASupreme - Dannyyy you are my oldest online friend and I can't believe how long I have known you. We also have our Wisconsin bond and our shared love of Rachel < 3
WolfNVX4444 - Natalia < 3 you are my favorite because you usually share my superior taste in everything. Except those times when we disagree, because you are wrong.
Alaina - We haven't talked much lately, but you're always very nice and you also have good taste in TV show couples :P
StraightLoonie - Obviously I need to mention your alpha male sex god title. You're also one of my best friends and I can talk to you about anything < 3
BBLover96 - Queen Jayson < 3 You are so hilarious, I'm always amused by your stories about um, golfing.
Silas86 - You are one of the nicest people I have met on this site, you're always so friendly and #Silkey is obviously the hottest couple I know, on or off Tengaged :P
Obsessed_4405 - My sexy lesbian love. We first met in a casting when you hit on Nat and I threatened to rip out your weave. Then we decided screw Nat and we just hooked up with each other < 3
Sarah1894 - The casting we all played together a couple weeks ago was really fun! I also like that you usually dress your avatar in pink, because that's my favorite color :)
Angel_Of_Purgatory - You are my favorite sassy bitch and I love the trio of you, me, and Mikey so much. It is also awe inspiring when you get pissed at someone.
Graneceffect - We haven't officially met, but you're in the frat now so I hope we get a chance to talk at some point! I love your avatar hair.
ticofernandez - We knew each other for a little while before we actually became friends. We discovered we actually have a lot in common, we're practically twins. Also #gingernation obviously.
Iraheto - you hated me when we met, and now Chavi is one of the hottest couples on Tengaged. I love your grumpy sense of humor and your loyalty to your friends :)
JayBee394 - You are my adorable and sometimes annoying kid brother and I absolutely adore you. You're funny and also one of the nicest people I know, you can cheer anyone up when they are in a bad mood and I love that.
Okay so my friend BlueBarracuda was at 99 games and he decided to have a crookies charity for his 100th. He and I joined right away when we saw the prior one had filled, and we messaged some other friends to join as well. However before we could get most of our people in...
This wasn't an instance where two people joined at the same time. Blue and I were in there 10 minutes before the others joined. RobertGuajardo and company bounced in and claimed it as Rob's gold level charity. We said that it was Blue's charity, obviously he was there first. Blue was trying to be mature and rational too, he even offered to let Rob make final day too and they could both spam last day to see who wins.
That's not enough for these assholes though. Instagram won HoH, and debated which of Blue's friends to nominate. Then Instagram told me I was forbidden to post anymore, if I did he would nominate Blue.
So yeah, basically I just want everyone to know that these people are all entitled assholes:
Hey guys, I got this idea. I'm taking myself and my top page of friends and making everyone into imaginary AR teams and then I will random.org to get placements! I put my first friend with myself, and then from then on I paired everyone with who is next to them.
The teams: cheritaisdelicious and Arik2745 - Best friends, extremely competitive both with each other and the other teams. Team Charik. JayBee394 and StraightLoonie - Brothers who also work as strippers. Team Brotherhood Iraheto and WolfNVX4444 - Eskimo Brothers, both very athletic and competitive. Team Eskimo Bro ASupreme and Jenika - Cousins who both work at their family restaurant. Team Cousins CindyL and Tayman14 - Newly dating couple, get along well with the other teams. Team Dating Mikey_Elite and RobertGuajardo - Best friends, both conniving and willing to do anything to get ahead. Team Shady Ms_Martika_Jones_Xo and Icarus_Mark - Coworker bartenders who share the same first name. Team Marks Pookiie and Bowkane - Drag queens, both divas, both flirt with all other male racers. Team Drama Queens
Leg One - Los Angeles to Rio de Janeiro
1. Dating
2. Shady
3. Brotherhood
4. Drama Queens
5. Cousins
6. Marks
7. Charik
8. Eskimo Bro - Arguing at the beginning of the leg caused these two to miss their flight. When they landed in Brazil they made up for a lot of lost time, but in the end they were eliminated as Charik finished the detour and landed at the finish line just seconds before the.m
Leg Two - Rio de Janiero to Cape Town
1. Marks
2. Shady
3. Charik
4. Dating
5. Brotherhood
6. Cousins
7. Drama Queens - There was a lot of drama between the last three teams on this leg. ASupreme and Bowkane had a diva off as both attempted to both attract the attention of StraightLoonie, and complete the road block faster. There were a lot of threats of weave pulling, but in the end, the Cousins landed at the mat and the Drama Queens were eliminated.
Leg Three - Cape Town to Casablanca
1. Cousins
2. Brotherhood
3. Charik
4. Marks
5. Dating
6. Shady - After back to back second place finishes, Team Shady finds themselves falling behind on the third leg. Misreading a clue lost them a lot of time, which Team Dating was only to happy to make up for, beating Shady to the finish line.
Leg Four: Casablanca to Mumbai
1. Dating
2. Brotherhood
3. Marks
4. Cousins
5. Charik - After a near elimination on the first leg, Charik found themselves with back to back 3rd places on the following two. Unfortunately they meet their end in India. They got off to a good start, dominating a challenge involving elephants, but Cherry ultimately struggles in the road block and the Cousins beat them to the finish line.
Leg Five: Mumbai to London
1. Marks
2. Dating
3. Brotherhood
4. Cousins - The Cousins luck runs out in London as they get lost in the fog and argue their way to the finish line, 2 hours after the Brotherhood checked in. They had a good run, but fall short of making the final leg.
Leg Six: London to Boston
1. Dating - despite only being together a few months, this team dominated their way throughout the race, navigated the streets of Boston easily, and checked into the finish line first, winning the million dollar prize.
2. Brotherhood - The fan favorite team fell just shy of winning the second leg, but received many offers to model after the race ended and are quitting their night jobs as strippers.
3. Marks - These guys missed their flight to the US and ended up at the finish line hours after the other two teams had checked in.
Congratulations CindyL and Tayman14 for winning season one of Cherry's Amazing race!
The Beer Society won the stars seat and I'm representing us! Thank you for picking me StraightLoonie I won't let you down guys :D