Who try to befriend everyone in your friend group and every mutual possible
but you can't stand them cause you know they are a terrible person
and then you want to grit your teeth and cringe every time someone is like 'that person is so cool omg'
and they keep putting you in social situations with person
and then that person turns out to be Gilbert Godfrey
He never showed up to play Tumblr Survivor (not true he submitted a confessional and did one challenge one time) but he is still a child of mine, and will probably be more successful in life than JGoodies
also I'm digging Mearl because they brought up a topic close to my heart about beards
