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  1. impressive or depressive?
  2. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
  3. its so interesting
  4. im literally addicted
  5. tg .br was a wild time
  6. put a finger down
  7. just found out
  8. imagine
  9. Wanna become a milf🤤🤤😘😘
  10. i have felt sea sick all day
  11. since its the new year
  12. Zeptis
  13. put a finger down if ur drunk
  14. SANTA BABYYYYYYYYY
  15. join us LIVE TONIGHT
  16. darn it!
  17. YES or NO: wearing jeans in ur own home
  18. my new coworker is deaf
  19. ranking my TG meetups!!!!
  20. got on my halloween attire !!
  21. OMG TYYYYYYYYY
  22. all im saying
  23. ive made a huge mistake
  24. LIKE A LOVE STORY,
  25. my biggest flex
  26. all my friends are fighting
  27. put a finger down
  28. what do me & zeptis have in common?
  29. one of my favorite things
  30. where did the people
  31. would anyone be interested
  32. i cant believe
  33. im sorry
  34. if anyone is feeling generous
  35. i only like loyal & faithful men
  36. i cant decide
  37. what would you do
  38. i might be replacing "LMAO"
  39. i took a shower
  40. i love

Happy Birthday Zeptis

Jul 16, 2023 by brookie_cookie
imageMy best cutie friend Zeptis <3 Truly an amazing lass...I've watched you grow so much over the last year. You've gone from a 38 year old single hoarder, and blossomed into a 39 year old single hoarder, who is mere days away from having your house condemned because of "the smell".

All jokes aside, despite your problems you're one my best friends on this site, and I wouldn't trade you for the world.

I've tracked down your closest friends and forced them at knife point to say something (nice?) about you. I even got a celebrity to make a brief appearance and perform a lil somethin special for your big day.

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Donaam: Happy 39th birthday, thank you for making me feel so heterosexual all the time.

alexclow345: happy 39th birthday please shower

Hannah_Banks2250: Zeptis i want you to ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ my  ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ & treat me like a ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️. Luv u mean it🥰 hope we get to tongue later xxx Happy 39th queen.

iybf : Happy birthday Miss Zeptis ❤️ You've always been a super sweet person to me! I appreciate your genuineness & kindness & I hope you have a wonderful day 🙂. Here's to another 39 years!!!

jessie_: Happy birthday you sexy sexy sexy mom. I hope you get gigantic cock, money and a year of happiness 💜 39 Kissessss

brightongal: Happy birthday to the pair of tits I love to suck<3 I love you my lover!!!! I hope you have the best birthday ever and get spoiled rotten! You deserve it and much more! I can’t wait to party with you in Scottsdale while we exploit sugar daddies xoxo 💖

cheritaisdelicious: HAPPY 69TH BIRTHDAY ZEPTIS, YOU ARE STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU WERE AT 25.  I miss you and your tits, we haven't talked as much lately, which is kind of tragic, because we have always been SOULMATES and you know I will treat you better than any boring old married man does. I hope you have a fantastic birthday and don't spend more than 3 hours of it on the toilet. Also, that Brookie buys you something pretty.

delete2544: to my favorite bigboob toilet lesbian: thanks for setting me up with the most hated tengager. here comes the other end- of your 30s!

And for the grand finale, the moment you've all been waiting for. A LIVE PERFORMANCE of a brand new single, written especially for this wonderous occasion ( zeptis's 39th). PLEASE WELCOME KATY PERRY!

Pauladeen *begins to "sing?"*:

life is hard
but my dick is harder
call her ahri
cuz she's quite the charmer

im talking about brooke
named after a cookie
its just too bad
she smells like a dookie

its her birthday today
so lets not forget
how she cant go 4 hours
without taking a shit

we love her so much
we cant live without her
even if her pussy
stanks like chowder

Comments

I DEAD ASS WAS JUST CHECKING YOUR BLOGS AND THIS WASNT THERE. I COMMENTED ON YOUR OTHER BLOG AND THIS SUDDENLY APPEARED

THANK YOU! LUV U
Sent by Zeptis,Jul 16, 2023
This is beautiful. Happy birthday Zeptis
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Jul 16, 2023
notttttt 38 yo single hoarder to 39 yo single hoarder MDCJENCNDJSJDJ i gasped… gagged me a bit for sure.

zeptis happy birthday honey dew xxxx
Sent by ohhayy,Jul 16, 2023
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEPTIS !!! literally one of my OLDEST friends on this website :)
Sent by joshgillespie,Jul 16, 2023

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