CHART*: http://postimg.org/image/p69c0gl75/
*The light blue squares indicate the player was nominated, but saved with the veto.
*The golden rings indicate the player won veto
Welcome to Big Brother Rap Battles! Tonight's battle is...
David Girton
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vs.
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Joey Van Pelt
BEGIN
DAVID:
Oh look, it's the liberal! Don't you already see
you were put on team america cause you let your breasts free.
You took the pubes of Sonic and stuck them on your head.
You've got as much charisma as a fucking loaf of bread.
I'm an internet star with a killer physique,
you're a fat-ass, communist, feminazi freak!
I mean, look at you! How'd you even get cast on this show?
Did Robyn Kass need another generic lesbian? Freaking lame, bro.
JOEY:
At first, I thought you were relatively fine,
but then started puking when I looked you up on vine.
You're a self-absorbed tool with an ugly-ass hairdo.
Nick Uhas isn't the only guy who wants to sleep with you.
I played hard, even though I didn't know the basics.
All you did was hook up with a southern racist!
Your whole internet presence left your reputation tarnished.
I'm environmentally-friendly taking out this garbage.
DAVID:
The fuck are you talking about? Your gameplay sucked!
13-0 Vote, I couldn't even get that fucked!
Don't be afraid to let out your inner man, Joey;
He's pounding at the door, just like Jodi.
JOEY (ALEX):
Joey's gone, motherfucker, it's Alex now!
I grill up douchebags like you and feed them to Pao-pao!
I'm twice the man that you could ever be!
I fucked Aaryn so hard and now she agrees.
CHART: http://postimg.org/image/i4migtn5b/
*The LIGHT blue boxes indicate the player was nominated, but saved with the veto
*The golden outline indicates the player won veto
Most HOH's:
Lee (4)
Most POV's:
Lee (3)
Sadie (3)
Most eviction votes received:
Rennac (9)
Least eviction votes received:
Lee (1)
Sadie (1)
Most times nominated (NOT counting final 4 OR final 3):
Rennac (5)
Rennac, Sadie, and Lee gather in the living room for the last eviction of the summer. Lee must decide wether to evict Rennac or Sadie. Lee stands up, faces the nominees, and votes to evict…Sadie. Sadie, you are evicted from the Big Brother house, and you are the final member of the jury.
Congratulations Rennac and Lee, you have made it to the final two! Now, the power will shift to the jury of seven, who will be deciding which one of you will win Big Brother Season 1!
Jurors, please PM me who you want to see win. See you next time on Big Brother, where a winner will be crowned!
